But black people came first... probably.Roc18 wrote:
Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?
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Because they were still monkeys.
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|7122
What do a Chicken and a Jew have in common?
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Gas Mark 7
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Gas Mark 7
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
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Father's Day.
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Father's Day.
You guys are slightly getting derailed with racist jokes, they're not the same as sick sick jokes. They're just regular joke jokes, besides; racism is a crime, and we all know how that little sentence ends
Fine mek, ffs
A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped up in a towel in her arms.
"Congratulations," she says. "It's a healthy baby girl." As she says this, she accidentally drops the baby, which promptly lands right on its squishy noggin.
"My baby!" screams the mother.
"Don't worry, I'll get it!" smiles the nurse.
However, she unfortunately stumbles and places her foot right on the baby's face, before accidentally kicking it across the room. It hits the wall with a sickening crack before the nurse runs over to it, peels it off the floor and throws it out of the window.
"What are you doing?!" yells the mother.
"April Fools!" replies the nurse. "It was already dead!"
A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped up in a towel in her arms.
"Congratulations," she says. "It's a healthy baby girl." As she says this, she accidentally drops the baby, which promptly lands right on its squishy noggin.
"My baby!" screams the mother.
"Don't worry, I'll get it!" smiles the nurse.
However, she unfortunately stumbles and places her foot right on the baby's face, before accidentally kicking it across the room. It hits the wall with a sickening crack before the nurse runs over to it, peels it off the floor and throws it out of the window.
"What are you doing?!" yells the mother.
"April Fools!" replies the nurse. "It was already dead!"
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?Mekstizzle wrote:
You guys are slightly getting derailed with racist jokes, they're not the same as sick sick jokes. They're just regular joke jokes, besides; racism is a crime, and we all know how that little sentence ends
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Cuz he doesn't know he's black
Last edited by Roc18 (2009-03-16 15:02:27)
What's black and screams?
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Stevie Wonder answering the iron. Fuck you Skittles I can make black jokes if I want
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Stevie Wonder answering the iron. Fuck you Skittles I can make black jokes if I want
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Fine, I was jus' sayin....
All right....
What is the difference when you kick teh chair from a white guy and the same to a black guy?
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White guy falls,black guy stays hanging
What is a link between a black guy and a tree?
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the rope
you better not ban me,I didn't start the black guy jokes
What is the difference when you kick teh chair from a white guy and the same to a black guy?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
White guy falls,black guy stays hanging
What is a link between a black guy and a tree?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
the rope
you better not ban me,I didn't start the black guy jokes
Last edited by blah (2009-03-16 15:10:25)
Mine are not that sick but pretty offensive:
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can’t stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why don’t bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What’s the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
‘Are you sure it’s mine?’
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
They named him ‘Sum Ting Wong’
What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with… ‘a recipe’.
How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins ‘Once upon a time ..’ -
A southern fairytale begins ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this s**t….
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can’t stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why don’t bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What’s the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
‘Are you sure it’s mine?’
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
They named him ‘Sum Ting Wong’
What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with… ‘a recipe’.
How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins ‘Once upon a time ..’ -
A southern fairytale begins ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this s**t….
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ”I screwed your mom last night!” Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.
Again, he hears, ”Your mom was good in bed last night!” Again, he tries to ignore it.
The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, ”Dad, go home, you’re drunk!”
Again, he hears, ”Your mom was good in bed last night!” Again, he tries to ignore it.
The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, ”Dad, go home, you’re drunk!”
what's the difference between a black and white person?
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penis size
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penis size
hahaha...the only one i actually lol'dRoc18 wrote:
What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
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Father's Day.
whats a paedophiles favourite bowling score
66The A W S M F O X wrote:
whats a paedophiles favourite bowling score
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is it?
69? maybe 100. Numbers divisible by 10 are comforting. Possibly because he has led a life most would condemn and has lived as an outcast, so to have the warmth of the number 100 is probably most welcome.The A W S M F O X wrote:
whats a paedophiles favourite bowling score
Que?
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The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
7-10 split
failgnot<3 wrote:
what's the difference between a black and white person?
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penis size
and crime is for black people?Mekstizzle wrote:
You guys are slightly getting derailed with racist jokes, they're not the same as sick sick jokes. They're just regular joke jokes, besides; racism is a crime, and we all know how that little sentence ends
why is 6 afraid of 7?
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cuz 7 ate (8) 9 NOM NOM NOM pew pew
you guys don't have nothin on this
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cuz 7 ate (8) 9 NOM NOM NOM pew pew
you guys don't have nothin on this
This isn't sickgnot<3 wrote:
why is 6 afraid of 7?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
cuz 7 ate (8) 9 NOM NOM NOM pew pew
you guys don't have nothin on this
What do you get when you cross a black & a mexican?
A car thief that is too lazy to steal.
What do you get when you cross a mexican & a jew?
A janitor who thinks he owns the building.
A car thief that is too lazy to steal.
What do you get when you cross a mexican & a jew?
A janitor who thinks he owns the building.
Yeah this crap just jumped the fence and turned into the 'post your sickeningly racist jokes' thread. (little joke, jumped the fence, Mexican jokes, yeah I shouldn't have)
Really though. Little too far, not cool. I only came to hear about severed body parts, abortions and incest.
Really though. Little too far, not cool. I only came to hear about severed body parts, abortions and incest.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Mek has a point.
So would a sick joke be something related to Madeleine McCann, Fritzl etc..??