Sick sick jokes

2009-03-17 10:22:08

#76

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5972|Toronto

Kptk92 wrote:
So would a sick joke be something related to Madeleine McCann, Fritzl etc..??

I'd say anything that has the potential to induce a dry heave in a person with a weaker stomach will qualify.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2009-03-17 10:26:42

#77

Axatar: Member; +29|6891|France

Which hotel has the most stars worldwide, and how many?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Auschwitz, one million

What's long, hard and that women don't have?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Conscription.

Who has dug the Grand Canyon?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
One Somalian man who was looking for his rice grain.

These following two are quite hard.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Two little girls are walking in a park, suddenly they find one thing on the ground, they wonder what it might be, they bring it home and ask their mom:
-Mommy, what is that?
-Hey, it's something you don't want to have, drop it and go wash your hands now!!!
The girls go away from their mom and say:
-Thank god i didn't tell her I ate the vanilla inside!

A girl asks her dad if she can go out:
-Daddy can I go out?
-Sure, but you have to suck my c**k first?
-Ok, but how come that it's full of shit?
-Well, your brother wanted to go out an hour ago?

Last edited by Axatar (2009-03-17 10:27:30)

2009-03-17 12:21:50

#78

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|6177|Croatia

Pochsy wrote:
Yeah this crap just jumped the fence and turned into the 'post your sickeningly racist jokes' thread. (little joke, jumped the fence, Mexican jokes, yeah I shouldn't have)

Really though. Little too far, not cool. I only came to hear about severed body parts, abortions and incest.

Here ya go:

A mutant and total degenerate walks out of the sewer and enters the building;3rd floor and knocks on the apartment 5B:
"Hi,are you the lady who had an abortion 20 years ago?"
"Yes.Why?"-the woman replies
"MOM!!!"

2009-03-17 13:42:55

#79

argo4: Stand and Deliver; +86|6362|United States

The A W S M F O X wrote:
7-10 split

lol, this whole thread is win

2009-03-17 13:53:13

#80

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7006|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Kptk92 wrote:
So would a sick joke be something related to Madeleine McCann, Fritzl etc..??

Yup, Jews joke also work wonder!

2009-03-17 13:55:06

#81

argo4: Stand and Deliver; +86|6362|United States

What do you call a black person with a peg leg?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Shit on a stick!

Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
You only have to teach them how to take off!

How was copper wire invented?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
2 Jews fighting over the same penny

What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew

What's faster than a speeding bullet?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
A jew with a coupon.

2009-03-17 14:12:10