blademaster
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Police arrested a woman suspected of robbing a small variety store in Maine.

Just after noon on Monday, 48-year-old Mary Gorsuch of Biddeford is believed to have entered Paul's Variety on Alfred Street and demanded money from the clerk, claiming she would "blow [the clerk's] head off" if she didn't comply.

The clerk gave Gorsuch several hundred dollars, and then watched her walk across the street to a pizza parlor. The clerk called 911, gave police a description of the suspect and told them she had just entered the pizza shop.

Officers found Gorsuch waiting for a pepperoni pizza she had ordered. She was taken into custody and charged with robbery.

Despite the suspect's threat, no weapon was located and there were no injuries. It is unclear whether a weapon was shown at anytime during the incident.

Gorsuch was already on federal probation for armed robbery of a banking institution in the Bangor area. Police expect that probation will be revoked.

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Finray
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Women.
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AussieReaper
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blademaster wrote:

Police expect that probation will be revoked.
Orly?
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gnot<3
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I guess she really wanted pizza...

lazy scumbag, get a job
Slarty
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Obviously didn't have enough money on her to buy the pizza...
trippy982
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women don't know how to commit armed robbery...
Pochsy
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Unless she wanted to go back to jail where she knew how to live...
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Mutantbear
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Pochsy wrote:

Unless she wanted to go back to jail where she knew how to live...
dont make me post that shawshank video again, it makes me sad everytime
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AussieReaper
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Why didn't she skip the middle man and rob the pizza store?
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Mutantbear
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AussieReaper wrote:

Why didn't she skip the middle man and rob the pizza store?
Fuck that, skip even more middlemen and rob wherever the pizza store gets its dough and cheese
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AussieReaper
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Mutantsteak wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

Why didn't she skip the middle man and rob the pizza store?
Fuck that, skip even more middlemen and rob wherever the pizza store gets its dough and cheese
Of course. But if she wants to make some quick dough she should have robbed the place the pizza store gets its dough and cheese from.

The flour mill and farm house.
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Hurricane2k9
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AussieReaper wrote:

Mutantsteak wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

Why didn't she skip the middle man and rob the pizza store?
Fuck that, skip even more middlemen and rob wherever the pizza store gets its dough and cheese
Of course. But if she wants to make some quick dough she should have robbed the place the pizza store gets its dough and cheese from.

The flour mill and farm house.
She should have robbed the lumber company that provided the wood for building the mill and house.
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Narupug
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AussieReaper wrote:

Mutantsteak wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

Why didn't she skip the middle man and rob the pizza store?
Fuck that, skip even more middlemen and rob wherever the pizza store gets its dough and cheese
Of course. But if she wants to make some quick dough she should have robbed the place the pizza store gets its dough and cheese from.

The flour mill and farm house.
What can I say she needed some dough
Defiance
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Hurricane2k9 wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

Mutantsteak wrote:


Fuck that, skip even more middlemen and rob wherever the pizza store gets its dough and cheese
Of course. But if she wants to make some quick dough she should have robbed the place the pizza store gets its dough and cheese from.

The flour mill and farm house.
She should have robbed the lumber company that provided the wood for building the mill and house.
Bull, she should've cut down the trees herself.
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5972|Toronto

Defiance wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:


Of course. But if she wants to make some quick dough she should have robbed the place the pizza store gets its dough and cheese from.

The flour mill and farm house.
She should have robbed the lumber company that provided the wood for building the mill and house.
Bull, she should've cut down the trees herself.
She should have committed a crime against the place the trees come from, the earth. She could pollute a stream, or salt the earth.
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