as the topic title says:it can be a joke,a picture,a song,whatever...
i can only laugh at racist jokes
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roc18 posting that Babe Ruth was his favorite athelete made me
Recently heard these. The first and last actually happened:
A huge C-5 cargo plane was sitting near where a small plane was waiting to take off. The private pilot got a little nervous because the military plane was closer than normal, and asked the tower to find out the intentions of the C-5. Before the tower could reply, a voice came over the radio as the C-5's nose cargo doors opened, saying, "I'm going to eat you." (Ack E Scharzmann)
Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95.
Station #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Station #2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.
Station #1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Station #2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Station #1. THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
Station #2. This is the Pudget Sound lighthouse. It's your call.
Unidentified plane: "We've been waiting in line to take off all day, can we move this along im fucking bored."
Tower controller: "Last aircraft identify yourself!!"
Unidentified plane: " I said i'm fucking bored, not fucking stupid"
A huge C-5 cargo plane was sitting near where a small plane was waiting to take off. The private pilot got a little nervous because the military plane was closer than normal, and asked the tower to find out the intentions of the C-5. Before the tower could reply, a voice came over the radio as the C-5's nose cargo doors opened, saying, "I'm going to eat you." (Ack E Scharzmann)
Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95.
Station #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Station #2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.
Station #1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Station #2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Station #1. THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
Station #2. This is the Pudget Sound lighthouse. It's your call.
Unidentified plane: "We've been waiting in line to take off all day, can we move this along im fucking bored."
Tower controller: "Last aircraft identify yourself!!"
Unidentified plane: " I said i'm fucking bored, not fucking stupid"
If you didn't laugh your a queer.
watch till the end.
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what's wrong with that?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
roc18 posting that Babe Ruth was his favorite athelete made me
I just don't understand how someone could be so infatuated with a person they've never seen play live or even in the same lifetime. Most people pick contemporary people. He may very well be his favorite athelete, I don't know. I just thought it was funny.phishman420 wrote:
what's wrong with that?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
roc18 posting that Babe Ruth was his favorite athelete made me
Ah yes, I love that Jim Thorpe guy. The way he ran the 100meters in the 1912 Olympics was absolutely supurb.
he only said his name. its not like he was going on and on about how great he was. get off his nutsKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I just don't understand how someone could be so infatuated with a person they've never seen play live or even in the same lifetime. Most people pick contemporary people. He may very well be his favorite athelete, I don't know. I just thought it was funny.phishman420 wrote:
what's wrong with that?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
roc18 posting that Babe Ruth was his favorite athelete made me
Ah yes, I love that Jim Thorpe guy. The way he ran the 100meters in the 1912 Olympics was absolutely supurb.
ok.... What's wrong with Babe Ruth and saying he is one of my favorite yankees? I may not have been born when he was around but that doesnt mean I cant appreciate an athlete especially a legend.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
roc18 posting that Babe Ruth was his favorite athelete made me
Last edited by Roc18 (2009-03-17 16:50:16)
i just watched Friday the 13th where some bitch gets hit in the face with an axe, so that made me lol twice as much!1FrankieSpankie3388 wrote:
http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/815/7740745644.jpg
Haaa OG Mudbone made me laugh too put I dont think the mods would appreciate the videoRoc18 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeSAmkv71GI
Last edited by ColCarnage (2009-03-17 16:59:52)
A lone gunman entered the sanctuary of a large church in Maryville, Illinois Sunday, spoke briefly to the pastor then opened fire with a .45-caliber semiautomatic pistol. Killed was long-time First Baptist Church pastor Rev. Fred Winters, who tried to deflect the gunman's bullets with the Bible in his hand.
http://crime.about.com/b/2009/03/09/sla … ullets.htm
I have a sick sense of humor.
http://crime.about.com/b/2009/03/09/sla … ullets.htm
I have a sick sense of humor.
will farrel shooting himself in the neck with a tranq dart on old school
Lil Wayne on Around the Horn LOL
shit was rigged