I Hate Kelly

2009-03-21 04:55:35

#1

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7051|Little Bentcock

Ok, some backstory:

There's this special girl called Kelly that comes into work every now and then, stares at the menu board for a good while then asks what on everything and the prices. So you explain it to her, and then she asks it all over again.

Anyway she's in her now, I have been standing at front counter for over 15 mins and she has not said a word, infact she is still there standing silently while I type this, and I am the only one on.

/RAGEQUIT.

2009-03-21 04:57:30

#2

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7050|London, England

I shouldn't have to say it, but is she, or isn't she?

2009-03-21 05:06:01

#3

Noobpatty: ʎʇʇɐdqoou; +194|6783|West NY

Adams_BJ wrote:
then asks what on everything

Huh....
?

2009-03-21 05:06:42

#4

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7056|UK

Pics or it ...

2009-03-21 05:07:03

#5

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7051|Little Bentcock

Mekstizzle wrote:
I shouldn't have to say it, but is she, or isn't she?

Retarded? yes
Hot? Fug no.

2009-03-21 05:08:10

#6

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7051|Little Bentcock

Noobpatty wrote:
Adams_BJ wrote:
then asks what on everything
Huh....
?

I work at a pizza store, shes asks whats on every pizza, side, beverage etc.

2009-03-21 05:10:54

#7

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6868|King Of The Islands

Your job sucks m8.

Domino's at 11pm on a Saturday?

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2009-03-21 05:12:36

#8

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7051|Little Bentcock

Cheez wrote:
Your job sucks m8.

Domino's at 11pm on a Saturday?

Eagle Boys, and we close at 12 but I'll likely be here at 1 closing up otherwise the store manager gets shitty.

2009-03-21 05:14:49

#9

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6868|King Of The Islands

You know what though, I could sure go for a pizza right now.

Thanks Adams, now I want pizza but we have no all-nighters, so now I'm forced to eat a frozen Woolies pizza.

I hate you.

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2009-03-21 05:16:59

#10

Locoloki: I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!; +216|7069|Your moms bedroom

have a little fun with it, slur some of you words into something ridiculous and if she asks for clarification just say it it the right correct way

"pepperoni" turns into "whydontublowme". etc. etc.

2009-03-21 05:17:26

#11

Little BaBy JESUS: m8; +394|6577|'straya

Crazy daylight saving people. its 10:17pm you fools

2009-03-21 05:18:27

#12

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7051|Little Bentcock

Cheez wrote:
You know what though, I could sure go for a pizza right now.

Thanks Adams, now I want pizza but we have no all-nighters, so now I'm forced to eat a frozen Woolies pizza.

I hate you.

<3

She ordered a msall pizza pasta g/bread and drink.

Now she will eat it all really slowly while watching TV and lick the container the pasta comes in for a good 10 mins to make sure it all gone. All up this process takes up 45 mins. She will then proceed to sit for another half an hour, then ask me to call a cab. Once the cab arrives she will ask me permission 5-6 times to leave the store and catch the cab, and remind me to whipe down her seat and table.

Wanna take bets this happens?

/sigh

2009-03-21 05:20:43

#13

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6582|what

Ask her out, bro.

She's clearly in the store just to see you. She spends so long in the place for your company.

2009-03-21 05:20:48

#14

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7050|London, England

That's just funny, and sad at the same time

2009-03-21 05:24:03

#15

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7051|Little Bentcock

AussieReaper wrote:
Ask her out, bro.

She's clearly in the store just to see you. She spends so long in the place for your company.

That'd be my luck..

EDIT:

OH SNAP! A co worker came in to use the bathroom (Store is on the main street) and brought ne of her OMG hot friends in she was wearing practically nothing. Coworker even said her friend would probably bone me a month or two back when I asked her. mmmm she is tasty looking.

Last edited by Adams_BJ (2009-03-21 05:26:15)

2009-03-21 05:34:09

#16

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6561|Scotland!

Fuck sake you've only gone and gotten bf2s confused with your livejournal

2009-03-21 05:34:52

#17

rdx-fx: ...; +955|7020

and here you are typing responses to us, rather than working a line with the hot, nearly naked friend ....

2009-03-21 05:37:21

#18

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7161|St. Andrews / Oslo

Adams_BJ wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
Ask her out, bro.

She's clearly in the store just to see you. She spends so long in the place for your company.
That'd be my luck..

EDIT:

OH SNAP! A co worker came in to use the bathroom (Store is on the main street) and brought ne of her OMG hot friends in she was wearing practically nothing. Coworker even said her friend would probably bone me a month or two back when I asked her. mmmm she is tasty looking.

pics or it didn't happen.

srsly.

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png

2009-03-21 05:41:28

#19

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7051|Little Bentcock

Jenspm wrote:
Adams_BJ wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
Ask her out, bro.

She's clearly in the store just to see you. She spends so long in the place for your company.
That'd be my luck..

EDIT:

OH SNAP! A co worker came in to use the bathroom (Store is on the main street) and brought ne of her OMG hot friends in she was wearing practically nothing. Coworker even said her friend would probably bone me a month or two back when I asked her. mmmm she is tasty looking.
pics or it didn't happen.

srsly.

rdx-fx wrote:
and here you are typing responses to us, rather than working a line with the hot, nearly naked friend ....

She didn't come in the store, my friend came in used the toilet while her friend stayed out the front and walked off. I will get my friend to send me a pic right now if I could though.. stay tuned.

2009-03-21 05:42:12

#20

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7272|Reykjavík, Iceland.

This thread needs webcam tbh.

2009-03-21 05:43:22

#21

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7050|London, England

Adams_BJ wrote:
she was wearing practically nothing.

Adam_BJ wrote:
Coworker even said her friend would probably bone me a month or two back when I asked her

How much does she charge?

2009-03-21 05:45:01

#22

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7051|Little Bentcock

Sjhe just sent a pic, now how do I upload it off my phone lol

2009-03-21 05:45:31

#23

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6582|what

I thought you had a gf?

Isn't this her:

https://forums.bf2s.com/img/avatars/14964.gif

2009-03-21 05:46:04

#24

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7050|London, England

Adams_BJ wrote:
Sjhe just sent a pic, now how do I upload it off my phone lol

...Well you need to have the cable, or somehow e-mail it using your phone to your e-mail address, then go to your e-mail on the PC, then upload it onto one of those websites, then post it here

2009-03-21 05:48:12

#25

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7051|Little Bentcock

AussieReaper wrote:
I thought you had a gf?

Isn't this her:

http://forums.bf2s.com/img/avatars/14964.gif

That's what stopped me

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