agent_zero_00
Member
+0|7085
So my friend decided to transcribe all of what I was saying during a teamspeak session of BF2... thought it was fun
"Leslie says:
ah! Frick! You can spawn on me. Alright you ready? Lets go. Whoever dies, ya you know, thats the way to do it.  So we got 3 whole points now. Were gonna be all over that flag.  Keep goin' keep goin' keep goin' one guy straight ahead.  I dont know where that came from. Oh spawn on that tv station! Spawn on me! Spawn on me! whoooa. or not. some one took it.  Oh Im getting hammered. Im gonna come
Leslie says:
back as special ops. No I wanna die. I wanna spawn and blow up some of their shit.  There we go. Thanks dirty harry. No! Dont save me! ughhhh!  That fricken dude. I didnt want to be saved.  Great.  There we go.  Im gonna go blow some of their shit up now.  Oh shit dude! Oh shit! I'll forgive you for killing me. Yeah, you just jacked my ass...."

Sometimes you dont realize what you are saying during game.
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|7155|Uhh... erm...
?????
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7186

I like cheese.
Skruples
Mod Incarnate
+234|7125
cheese is good. Cake is also tasty.
Gulf_War_Syndrome
OMG ERYX HAX!
+62|7103|Adelaide, Australia
Just think about your housemates who have to hear this crap yelled out at 3:00 AM in the morning...
=[4th]=SlayThem
Destroy Noob Cannons
+96|7258
Mine would probably look somethign like this:
"Slaythem says:
Bull freakin crap. FREAKIN NOOB TUBE OH MY GOD. I'M GETTING SHOT FROM NOWHERE. Good job, teamkill me. Good freakin job, moron. BULLCRAP! WHAT THE HECK I HATE C4 WHORES! Crap.. here comes some TKs. Yeah, punish me freakin fag. Oh my god. I shot him like 50 thousand times! JESUS!! Thank you betafield. Freakin bullets do nothing in this game. That's okay, I wanted you to turn around and one shot me after I've unloaded a full clip into your back. I'm gonna knife this guy...WHAT THE HECK I FREAKIN KNIFED THAT GUY THREE TIMES AND HE DOESN'T DIE! ALL IT DOES IS *flesh slashing sound* *dust* BULL CRAP. Yes, a jet! OH OF COURSE! You're just going to stand there so I can run over you. Yeah, punish faggot. Oh, two tickets left, joyus. Great round team. Buncha morons!"

xD I complain a lot on TS. But half the time, I know it was all my fault.. I'm just very competitive and I get bent out of shape.
Coolbeano
Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei
+378|7188

Skruples wrote:

cheese is good. Cake is also tasty.
Testosterone Cheesecake is nice.
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7199|Noizyland

Mine would be something like this.

"FUCK YOU ALL!!"
"Hah, can't kick me for swearing over VOIP can you you bastards."
"Yeah that's right. Walk away."

Maybe looks like useless commentry about Punkbuster - and it is - but it beats some of the crap some people talk about over VOIP. It's meant to be used for tactics people! Not discussing what "UAV" stands for, (Unmanned Air Veichle guys.)
[Blinking eyes thing]
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