V-day tomorrow

2009-03-27 08:40:02

#26

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6951|Global Command

I didn't get bitch tits.

I get laid more because we not worried about it.

I was too lazy to go back for my lab check for live ones tbh.

Jerk off in a cup, pah!

2009-03-27 09:21:54

#27

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7072

Didn't ATG say something about the anaesthetic doesn't work in 1 in 100 people?

2009-03-27 09:33:17

#28

Man With No Name: جندي; +148|5997|The Wild West

she cant go on the pill?

2009-03-27 09:48:46

#29

Jean_Peste_tu?: Yes I Do; +44|7042|Auteuil, Laval

This thread is lol

Seriously I had it and didn't worked plus I had complications after the surgery. (Not meant to scare you)
1 out of 500 don't work. The sperm dig a hole in the upper canal portion by using their protein eating bomb and they find a way out.

Testosterone is not affected at all, damn I would f..k almost any female passing by me.

Why have her do it? It's a 3 days off from work and for 3 months you get to empty yourself on a regular basis to make sure the doctors certify you of being sterile! And women have to go under general anesthesia and close to a month or so recovery. Who's going to take care of the kids meanwhile, me? No way! lol

The pill was gangerous to my wife so we had to look for other otpions, this is the easiest by far.

2009-03-27 10:04:11

#30

FrankieSpankie3388: Hockey Nut; +243|6953|Boston, MA

GR34 wrote:
tbh u will no longer be 100% man

Well he could fuck like a pornstar now so maybe he'll be even more man?

But seriously, I'm way too young to consider it (20), but my old manager got it done. Prepare for a week or two of walking around like an old man.

2009-03-27 10:05:32

#31

Jebus: Looking for my Scooper; +218|6187|Belgium

Why are you getting it?

2009-03-27 12:08:14

#32

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7067

Man With No Name wrote:
she cant go on the pill?

yea I know rite lol or vaccine every 6 months more effective

2009-03-27 12:28:44

#33

CrazeD: Member; +368|7095|Maine

Locoloki wrote:
what happens to your testosterone level? you gonna develop bitch tits or what?

I fucking LOL'd hard.

2009-03-27 12:31:05

#34

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6990|NYC / Hamburg

Knife inside your balls. I don't think you should tempt fate like that

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2009-03-27 12:49:54

#35

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7136|Purplicious Wisconsin

Man With No Name wrote:
she cant go on the pill?

I assume she is anti drug

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2009-03-27 13:11:30

#36

The_Sniper_NM: Official EVGA Fanboy; +94|6536|SC | USA |

max wrote:
Knife inside your balls. I don't think you should tempt fate like that

More like a hatchet.

(Those who have seen a certain video will get this)

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2009-03-27 16:35:16

#37

Jean_Peste_tu?: Yes I Do; +44|7042|Auteuil, Laval

The_Sniper_NM wrote:
max wrote:
Knife inside your balls. I don't think you should tempt fate like that
More like a hatchet.

(Those who have seen a certain video will get this)

Having done the process I had the impession of this instead;

http://www.le-site-d-urien.com/images/a … destin.gif

2009-03-27 16:38:52

#38

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6211|Catherine Black

The_Sniper_NM wrote:
max wrote:
Knife inside your balls. I don't think you should tempt fate like that
More like a hatchet.

(Those who have seen a certain video will get this)

the memories.

2009-03-27 16:47:29

#39

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7155|St. Andrews / Oslo

Man With No Name wrote:
she cant go on the pill?

When you have the family you want, and you know you don't want any more kids, it's much easier to get a vasectomy than push pills into your wife. She doesn't like it, it's probably not healthy and it's not 100% safe, this is (almost).

And you'd have to be a selfish cunt/pussy to get your wife to get a vasectomy instead (is it called a vasectomy for women?).

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png

2009-03-27 17:00:16

#40

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|7094|UK

Jenspm wrote:
Man With No Name wrote:
she cant go on the pill?
When you have the family you want, and you know you don't want any more kids, it's much easier to get a vasectomy than push pills into your wife. She doesn't like it, it's probably not healthy and it's not 100% safe, this is (almost).

And you'd have to be a selfish cunt/pussy to get your wife to get a vasectomy instead (is it called a vasectomy for women?).

* Minilaparotomy involves making a small incision in the abdomen. The fallopian tubes are brought to the incision to be cut or blocked.
* Laparoscopy involves inserting a long thin tube with a lens in it into the abdomen through a small incision. This laparoscope enables the doctor to see and block or cut the fallopian tubes in the abdomen.

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2009-03-27 17:00:22

#41

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6891

Jenspm wrote:
Man With No Name wrote:
she cant go on the pill?
When you have the family you want, and you know you don't want any more kids, it's much easier to get a vasectomy than push pills into your wife. She doesn't like it, it's probably not healthy and it's not 100% safe, this is (almost).

And you'd have to be a selfish cunt/pussy to get your wife to get a vasectomy instead (is it called a vasectomy for women?).

Wat women get is their t00bz-Ty(ferra)d

2009-03-27 17:02:43

#42

Man With No Name: جندي; +148|5997|The Wild West

reading up on the pill leads me to believe it is safe for more people and actually has a lot of benefits women would appreciate it. I dont think god would like someone changing the way their body was created. Its in the bible somewhere.

Last edited by Man With No Name (2009-03-27 17:02:59)

2009-03-27 17:03:27

#43

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|7094|UK

Vilham wrote:
m3thod wrote:
Mekstizzle wrote:
I'm going to be frank and to the point with you. Does a vasectomy completely stop all cum whatsoever from ever coming out of you, or does it just stop the sperm part of the concoction, cos y'know......yeah, it would be lame if basically.....everything stopped.
You still ejaculate. Just no tadpoles.

Most of the fluid dervived from your money shot is not from your nuts but the vesicles, prostate gland and the bulbourethral glands. The fluids you see are there primarly to nourish the Spermatozoon before they start the journey to the egg.

So all of the feeling and none of the complications.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vas_deferens
I always wondered how it worked. Imagine cumming without spunk, that would just be fucking weird.

edit - yes that came out very gay tbh

It's possible:

The male orgasm is not just about ejaculation. It is possible to have an orgasm without ejaculation.

# Pre-adolescent boys may experience an orgasm without ejaculation.

# Some men do not have an ejaculation until several seconds after orgasm.

# Some men, who are incapable of ejaculation, are still capable of orgasm.

# Some men, may experience several ejaculations and go on to have further orgasms, but without ejaculation.

http://menshealth.about.com/od/sexualhe … orgasm.htm

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2009-03-27 17:39:14

#44

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|6999|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

blademaster wrote:
Man With No Name wrote:
she cant go on the pill?
yea I know rite lol or vaccine every 6 months more effective

Pills aint 100% effective, Vasectomy is.

Also, the Depo Provera tend to make chicks gain weight...good way but bad side effect...as it can be as much as 15-20 pounds.

Vasectomy is by far superior. And no real man would force or want their girl to have their organs fuxxored. Vasectomy can be "repaired" after..the operation a women get is definitive in all, or most cases.

2009-03-27 17:40:22

#45

SealXo: Member; +309|6958

you da man!

now you get to nut

INSIDE

Last edited by SealXo (2009-03-27 17:40:35)

2009-03-27 17:41:27

#46

Man With No Name: جندي; +148|5997|The Wild West

Roger Lesboules wrote:
blademaster wrote:
Man With No Name wrote:
she cant go on the pill?
yea I know rite lol or vaccine every 6 months more effective
Pills aint 100% effective, Vasectomy is.

Also, the Depo Provera tend to make chicks gain weight...good way but bad side effect...as it can be as much as 15-20 pounds.

Vasectomy is by far superior. And no real man would force or want their girl to have their organs fuxxored. Vasectomy can be "repaired" after..the operation a women get is definitive in all, or most cases.

yeah, the pill is 99.7% effective. not 100%

2009-03-27 17:42:35

#47

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7188|Cambridge (UK)

What I want to know is what happens to it?

You know, all the other mechanisms still work, right, so when you reach climax, and you 'cum' without actually cumming, well where does it go?

2009-03-27 17:44:50

#48

Man With No Name: جندي; +148|5997|The Wild West

to heaven

2009-03-27 17:52:16

#49

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6555|Scotland!

Just do it standing up so she can't get preggers

2009-03-27 17:53:59

#50

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6912|Gogledd Cymru

I'm Jamesey wrote:
Just do it standing up so she can't get preggers

No, then she'll just get pregnant with a boy, idiot.

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