CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6936
I was talking with some friends and this question came up:

You have a house and in the front of it is a busy street.  The front wall of your house has a big window on it, which people on the street can easily see through.  If you were to get completely naked and either a) jack off blatantly or b) have sex directly in the window, would that be legal?

I can understand that it is in your own home and all that, but i mean, there has to be a law against that?  My friends said its legal, i said its illegal in some way.  I thought of it in this situation:  You own a house across from an elementary school, you have a big window on the front of your house in which you masturbate vigorously everyday during the recess of all the kids.  A cop drives by and sees you doing this across from the kids, some kids watching, laughing, etc.  Does he do nothing?
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|7135|67.222.138.85
Public disturbance I'm sure.

Privacy of your own home that is not.
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7060

Why are you complaining?
gnot<3
Leave blank to use forum default.
+45|5983
1. buy a house close to a busy street
2. invite kids to watch
3. cops too
4. whip out your dick
5. jack off
6. wait for it...
7. then see wat happens

go
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|6014

Pretty sure there is some provision out there that would make that illegal.
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6936

Macbeth wrote:

Pretty sure there is some provision out there that would make that illegal.
you'd think so but of the 5 or so people we asked, all thought it was legal.  they could easily be wrong though
destruktion_6143
Was ist Loos?
+154|7055|Canada
The real question is, Why were you and your friends talking about jacking off in front of children?
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6995|NYC / Hamburg

They might be able to get you with exhibitionism or sexual acts with of children (wanking infront of kids includes the in the act in the eyes of the law ) charges. It really depends on the circumstances and if they are able to prove an intent. I suppose they could always get you with public disturbance shit but since the fines are so low or non-existent no one really cares about them.

At least that's how it would be here. Canadian law should be relatively similar though

https://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h297/nigelf/1235767980718.jpg

Last edited by max (2009-03-31 19:18:53)

once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6740

You'd probably be charged with indecent exposure.
destruktion_6143
Was ist Loos?
+154|7055|Canada
No one has answered why Canadianloser was thinking about wanking in front of children!!!
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6995|NYC / Hamburg

destruktion_6143 wrote:

No one has answered why Canadianloser was thinking about wanking in front of children!!!
It's fun, that's why
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6740

destruktion_6143 wrote:

No one has answered why Canadianloser was thinking about wanking in front of children!!!
They've gotta learn somehow.
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6936
max and ebug seem to have the gist of it
destruktion_6143
Was ist Loos?
+154|7055|Canada
k. imma "teach" kids stuff tomorro morning
Stubbee
Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts
+223|7171|Reality
No you can't not when it is visible to anyone walking on the street.
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
Deadmonkiefart
Floccinaucinihilipilificator
+177|7134
Not legal.  You have a right to do what you want in privacy, but you have to exhibit some effort to not be seen for it to be defined as "privacy".  If you left the blinds slightly open and someone had to go peek, it's legal, but if you are doing it out in plain view of the public, it's not.

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