Coach Loans Ferraris to Teenagers. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

2009-04-01 19:49:54

#1

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7170|London

Here's an incredibly weird situation (and it's not an April Fools joke): A high school baseball coach loaned both of his Ferraris to 4 of his players, apparently with no supervision whatsoever. The teenagers were all juniors in high school and not surprisingly, managed to wreck BOTH Ferraris in a mall parking lot!!

Now here's where the story gets better: You would think the baseball coach would be outraged. Instead, he shows up at the scene, lights up a cigarette and calmly says "It's gonna take a lot of homeruns to cover this one up".

Is this the coolest baseball coach in the world? (or maybe the craziest). At this point, you're probably wondering how a high school baseball coach can afford 2 Ferraris. (He's apparently a retired neurosurgeon).

The Ferraris destroyed were a 1991 Ferrari Testarossa (some may remember this car from Miami Vice), and a 1995 Ferrari 348. The teenagers were driving around the mall and tried to pull into the same parking space. One t-boned the other. The accident happened in Oklahoma City, OK.

When a tow truck was called to the scene, the operator thought it was a joke when he was told not 1 but 2 Ferraris needed towing.

The baseball coach had apparently been allowing the players to drive his Ferraris all the time and still plans to let them drive after the cars are fixed. Perhaps he expects these players to be the next A-Rod and pay him back for the damages in the future.

http://www.wreckedexotics.com/articles/021.shtml

2009-04-01 19:51:12

#2

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6581|what

A high school baseball coach with two Ferraris, how?

It was never explained.

"apparently a retired neurosurgeon"

Key word, apparently.

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2009-04-01 19:51:15

#3

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6899

"More money than sense".

Aussie lern2reed, he was a neurosurgeon.

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2009-04-01 19:51:25

#4

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7190

wait wait wait wait. how does a HS coach even have the money to rent/own ferraris?

Last edited by usmarine (2009-04-01 19:51:44)

2009-04-01 19:52:05

#5

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6130|College Park, MD

AussieReaper wrote:
A high school baseball coach with two Ferraris, how?

It was never explained.

RTFA, he was apparently a retired neurosurgeon.

Which makes me wonder how he could become a neurosurgeon if he was dumb enough to lend his Ferraris to fucking teens.

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2009-04-01 19:55:09

#6

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6995|NYC / Hamburg

good insurance fixes all

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2009-04-01 19:56:39

#7

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6951|...

usmarine wrote:
wait wait wait wait. how does a HS coach even have the money to rent/own ferraris?

retired neurosurgeon

2009-04-01 20:05:59

#8

Rohirm: Fear is a Leash; +85|6600|New Austin, Not

Fucking hell...will be mighty expensive to patch up.

2009-04-01 20:20:51

#9

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6953|South Florida

A rich guy who doesnt over freak about the tinyest little thing that happens to his stuff.

Good for him, he must have a good relationship with his team

15 more years! 15 more years!

2009-04-01 20:23:26

#10

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6951|...

Mitch wrote:
he must have a good gaysex relationship with his team

2009-04-01 21:18:33

#11

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7190

jsnipy wrote:
usmarine wrote:
wait wait wait wait. how does a HS coach even have the money to rent/own ferraris?
retired neurosurgeon

well glad he worked on brains...

2009-04-01 21:20:54

#12

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6014

Maybe he needed the insurance money on the cars and gave them to the kids to drive knowing they would wreck them?

2009-04-01 21:20:57

#13

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7194|Cambridge (UK)

pfft Ferraris are shit anyway.

2009-04-01 21:30:03

#14

thtthht: maximum bullshit; +50|6759|teh alien spaceshit

my assistant coach (wrestling) used to have a business which was sold for apparently 3 billion dollars.

He paid for the entire track and wrestling mat.

His driveways are filled with cars.

2009-04-01 23:19:34

#15

Wreckognize: Member; +294|6913

To quote The Rock:
"Dude...you just fucked up your Ferrari"
"It's not mine..."

2009-04-01 23:20:24

#16

TopHat01: Limitless; +117|6333|CA

Scorpion0x17 wrote:
pfft Ferraris are shit anyway.

At least those models were.

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2009-04-02 00:44:26

#17

mcgid1: Meh...; +129|7145|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
A high school baseball coach with two Ferraris, how?

It was never explained.
RTFA, he was apparently a retired neurosurgeon.

Which makes me wonder how he could become a neurosurgeon if he was dumb enough to lend his Ferraris to fucking teens.

You learn in colleege that there are a lot of incredibly smart people who completely lack any common sense what so ever.

This would be one of those people.

Last edited by mcgid1 (2009-04-02 00:44:46)

2009-04-02 01:04:10