Decided to have a shot and make my own, based on my own experiences.
Americans: Americans talk pure shit, they troll forums and rely heavily on 4chan memes (see half of BF2s). Americans are the worst nation globally regarding average skill. They fail to understand that there are gamers outside of the US who would roll all over them, if they are one of the best in the US, they are one of the best in the world... No matter what server you are in, there will always be Americans ruining your fun for their benefit. Their clans are run politically and they have little regard for the actual game being played, they seem to be more interested in promoting and building their clans than actually improving the game(s) in which they are based on, which is probably why they all suck. The only role I have seen an American do successfully is that of the commander position, probably because it relys heavily on having a big mouth and chatting shit to your fellow 'Amerifags'. I have also noticed the better players originate in the West (California ect...) and gradually turn to shit as they reach the East (New York ect...). Average age ~ 30.
Canadians: By far the coolest nation. Every Canadian I have met online is just pure . They have incredible 'ingame IQ' and their skills amaze me to this day (see Nuke). Fun guys to talk to and always up for a laugh, Canada is by my favorite gaming nation. Average age ~ 20.
English: 2nd worst nation regarding average skill. The majority of players (98%) are total shitters, however there are a small group who seem to have an advanced understanding on how BF2 should be played (see Sii, Born & Walkah). UK admins are always first to bring out the banhammer, if you are smarter than them (98% chance you are) you are a hacker, tweaker, glitcher and a macro user. UK servers always have the stupidest rules, it seems they are trying to slow the game down to their level. Average age ~ 15.
Scottish: Very skilled country, all players have an advanced understanding of BF2. Great 'ingame IQ' & skill (see Jamesey). The Scot's will always be the last to whine/moan, which makes them one if my favorite gaming nations. Average age ~ 21.
French: Pleasant group of gamers, decent skill but great teamwork. Every french team works together as one and they seem to train and prepare a lot prior to matches. Admins seem fair and don't tend to ban without sufficient evidence of the 'crime' committed. Reasonable bunch of guys who also tend to keep to themselves (IE - Most French are in French clans). Average age ~ 18
Germans: Oh dear... These guys find it very had to understand that reg like theirs does not exists elsewhere (except perhaps the Swedish ). They are THE master of the prone, the original Z-mashers. Some say BF2 gaming hero 'Fiskus' originated from Germany and moved to Poland after being exiled due to his 1 round of 'globally' average hit-reg. Some also say that some Germans have there shoot and prone key binded to the their left mouse click. If you mix around the letters of Germany in the correct way you may result in manyreG, coincidence? I think not. Average players with insane reg, their most skilled players become insane due to their superior hit-reg, average age ~ 21.
Dutch: Biggest bunch of whining tossers going, and probably the most individually skilled. Seems to be home to a lot of cocks (see Sumera & Niek). Average reg with insane skill. Often too busy smoking splifs to play. Lowest pingers on the planet. If you see a guy in a server with 1 ping, hes probably dutch playing in a dutch server, which is probably because the country is tiny! Average age ~ 22.
Irish: Obsessive players with good 'ingame IQ' and decent skill. I've yet to meet a bad Irish player. They enjoy all aspects of BF2 and are quite calm players. They seem to gain a big mouth and a sense of cockiness as they progress to higher skill levels (see Irishpride & Dandy).
Average age ~ 20.
Americans: Americans talk pure shit, they troll forums and rely heavily on 4chan memes (see half of BF2s). Americans are the worst nation globally regarding average skill. They fail to understand that there are gamers outside of the US who would roll all over them, if they are one of the best in the US, they are one of the best in the world... No matter what server you are in, there will always be Americans ruining your fun for their benefit. Their clans are run politically and they have little regard for the actual game being played, they seem to be more interested in promoting and building their clans than actually improving the game(s) in which they are based on, which is probably why they all suck. The only role I have seen an American do successfully is that of the commander position, probably because it relys heavily on having a big mouth and chatting shit to your fellow 'Amerifags'. I have also noticed the better players originate in the West (California ect...) and gradually turn to shit as they reach the East (New York ect...). Average age ~ 30.
Canadians: By far the coolest nation. Every Canadian I have met online is just pure . They have incredible 'ingame IQ' and their skills amaze me to this day (see Nuke). Fun guys to talk to and always up for a laugh, Canada is by my favorite gaming nation. Average age ~ 20.
English: 2nd worst nation regarding average skill. The majority of players (98%) are total shitters, however there are a small group who seem to have an advanced understanding on how BF2 should be played (see Sii, Born & Walkah). UK admins are always first to bring out the banhammer, if you are smarter than them (98% chance you are) you are a hacker, tweaker, glitcher and a macro user. UK servers always have the stupidest rules, it seems they are trying to slow the game down to their level. Average age ~ 15.
Scottish: Very skilled country, all players have an advanced understanding of BF2. Great 'ingame IQ' & skill (see Jamesey). The Scot's will always be the last to whine/moan, which makes them one if my favorite gaming nations. Average age ~ 21.
French: Pleasant group of gamers, decent skill but great teamwork. Every french team works together as one and they seem to train and prepare a lot prior to matches. Admins seem fair and don't tend to ban without sufficient evidence of the 'crime' committed. Reasonable bunch of guys who also tend to keep to themselves (IE - Most French are in French clans). Average age ~ 18
Germans: Oh dear... These guys find it very had to understand that reg like theirs does not exists elsewhere (except perhaps the Swedish ). They are THE master of the prone, the original Z-mashers. Some say BF2 gaming hero 'Fiskus' originated from Germany and moved to Poland after being exiled due to his 1 round of 'globally' average hit-reg. Some also say that some Germans have there shoot and prone key binded to the their left mouse click. If you mix around the letters of Germany in the correct way you may result in manyreG, coincidence? I think not. Average players with insane reg, their most skilled players become insane due to their superior hit-reg, average age ~ 21.
Dutch: Biggest bunch of whining tossers going, and probably the most individually skilled. Seems to be home to a lot of cocks (see Sumera & Niek). Average reg with insane skill. Often too busy smoking splifs to play. Lowest pingers on the planet. If you see a guy in a server with 1 ping, hes probably dutch playing in a dutch server, which is probably because the country is tiny! Average age ~ 22.
Irish: Obsessive players with good 'ingame IQ' and decent skill. I've yet to meet a bad Irish player. They enjoy all aspects of BF2 and are quite calm players. They seem to gain a big mouth and a sense of cockiness as they progress to higher skill levels (see Irishpride & Dandy).
Average age ~ 20.
Last edited by Oisín | Irishpride (2009-04-12 08:02:27)
