Harmor
Error_Name_Not_Found
+605|6975|San Diego, CA, USA
Bacon: the Other White Heat

You know bacon is delicious, but did you know it contains enough energy to melt metal?
By Theodore Gray Posted 04.15.2009 at 8:57 am

https://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3267/bacontorch.png

Popsci wrote:

I recently committed myself to the goal, before the weekend was out, of creating a device entirely from bacon and using it to cut a steel pan in half. My initial attempts were failures, but I knew success was within reach when I was able to ignite and melt the pan using seven beef sticks and a cucumber.

No, seriously. The device I built was a form of thermal lance. A thermal lance, typically made of iron instead of bacon, is used to cut up scrap metal and rescue people from collapsed buildings. It works by blowing pure oxygen gas through a pipe packed with iron and magnesium rods. These metals are surprisingly flammable in pure oxygen, releasing a huge amount of heat as they are consumed. The result is a jet of superheated iron plasma coming out of the end of the pipe. For sheer destructive force, few tools match a thermal lance. But iron isn't the only thing that's flammable in a stream of pure oxygen.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6956|Global Command
That.
was.
awsm.


Even better than mine.

https://i42.tinypic.com/255jam0.jpg
BVC
Member
+325|7122
Bacon...is there anything it can't do?
Eagle
Togs8896 is my evil alter ego
+567|7058|New Hampshire, USA

Pubic wrote:

Bacon...is there anything it can't do?
Statement of the year
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/14407/Sig_Pats.jpg
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7092|NT, like Mick Dundee

I could never be Jewish/Muslim. Never.


As appealing as the backing of a global conspiracy to take over the world is, I could never convert to those religions. Me loves me some bacon. Couldn't convert to Hinduism either, me loves me some beef steak.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6579|what

Flecco wrote:

As appealing as the backing of a global conspiracy to take over the world is, I could never convert to those religions. Me loves me some bacon.
You forgot pork.

And ham.

And sausages.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Wallpaper
+303|6420|The pool
Theres also the BA-K-47, made almost entirely out of bacon

http://www.thisisfreakingridiculous.com … -k-47.html

https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g97/1wallpaper1/gun3.jpg
WienerBreath
Hai guys
+14|5928|Fort Hood, Texas
But will it blend?
VicktorVauhn
Member
+319|6819|Southern California
yeah bacon has a lot of calories....
Lai
Member
+186|6578
Prosciutto is NOT bacon, it doesn't even remotely resemble bacon.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Harmor wrote:

Bacon: the Other White Heat

You know bacon is delicious, but did you know it contains enough energy to melt metal?
By Theodore Gray Posted 04.15.2009 at 8:57 am

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3267/bacontorch.png

Popsci wrote:

I recently committed myself to the goal, before the weekend was out, of creating a device entirely from bacon and using it to cut a steel pan in half. My initial attempts were failures, but I knew success was within reach when I was able to ignite and melt the pan using seven beef sticks and a cucumber.

No, seriously. The device I built was a form of thermal lance. A thermal lance, typically made of iron instead of bacon, is used to cut up scrap metal and rescue people from collapsed buildings. It works by blowing pure oxygen gas through a pipe packed with iron and magnesium rods. These metals are surprisingly flammable in pure oxygen, releasing a huge amount of heat as they are consumed. The result is a jet of superheated iron plasma coming out of the end of the pipe. For sheer destructive force, few tools match a thermal lance. But iron isn't the only thing that's flammable in a stream of pure oxygen.
Looks like a robotic sex toy.
The A W S M F O X
I Won't Deny It
+172|6111|SQUID
isnt it just the oxygen burning........
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6749|Orrstrayleea

The A W S M F O X wrote:

isnt it just the oxygen burning........
No grease in oxygen m8, its the shit grease that makes the fire hot enough.
The A W S M F O X
I Won't Deny It
+172|6111|SQUID
The oxygen is burning causing the heat the bacon just seems to be a tube for the oxygen.
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|7148|Sydney, Australia

The A W S M F O X wrote:

The oxygen is burning causing the heat the bacon just seems to be a tube for the oxygen.
The oxygen is the oxidizer, while the (fats in the) bacon is the fuel that is combusting.




It's btw.
The A W S M F O X
I Won't Deny It
+172|6111|SQUID
i knew i was missing something there lol
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|7005|Columbus, OH
Add some cheddar cheese, fried eggs, and some sour cream then you have real party.
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7092|NT, like Mick Dundee

Lai wrote:

Prosciutto is NOT bacon, it doesn't even remotely resemble bacon.
EE is NOT D&ST, it doesn't even remotely resemble something that has to make any sense.





Ham = bacon. Close enough is good enough in here.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5970|Toronto
The BA-K-47 brings a whole new meaning to the words "grease gun". haha.




Yes I know what a grease gun is.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
bennisboy
Member
+829|7073|Poundland
"A thermal lance, typically made of iron instead of bacon"

elite.mafia
Banned
+122|6880|USA
My coworker got burned by bacon... omfg you should see his wrist o.0
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5970|Toronto

elite.mafia wrote:

My coworker got burned by bacon... omfg you should see his wrist o.0
Does it bear the mark of bacon?
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|6992|England

Holy shit. I work in the steel industry...to know one of my buildings could fail because of bacon-burning-pyromaniacs is fucking scary!
Stubbee
Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts
+223|7170|Reality
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'

Board footer

Privacy Policy - © 2025 Jeff Minard