I hate every single power tool company on the face of the planet Earth

2009-04-27 14:56:43

#1

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6011

I was thinking about this today, you ever notice how every Christmas or Fathers Day how the usual power tool company commercials always roll around? This pisses me off to no end, I don't mind commercial for products but I despise the power tool commercials around Christmas and Fathers Day.

It's always the same damn bullshit with a line like

Get your husband what he really wants for fathers day; A super heavy duty bench saw

Then they'll procedure with some balding asshole getting his new bench saw and having an orgasm by looking at it and touching it.

Who the fuck are these stupid ass commercials marketed to? Must either be women who think we'd rather get a saw for a gift then a 3-sum with that one bisexual woman you both know or suburban men who never even use power tools for anything else then maybe readjusting a damn screw in the wall to put pictures of their little kids.

You know why most mechanics hate talking about cars and most construction workers hate talking about concrete or drywall? Because they're sick of that damn shit. Bad enough you work 10 hours a damn day at a construction site so your girlfriend or wife can stay home and sit on her ass and watch TV but you know on Christmas instead of a real gift, like something from the heart you get a drill. Or your a mechanic working on cars all day so you can get by and then for your birthday you get a wrench set from your little kids that well hell might not even be yours.

Here Daddy we may be blonde with blue eyes and your a ginger but we got you this wrench set for your birthday so you can slave away at work longer to provide for us, by the way we bought it with your own money.

Now I don't understand who the hell these damn tool companies use as people to decide the masturbation worthiness of a fucking saw but I don't know a single damn mechanic or construction worker; you know the people who are most likely to need and use power tools; who jerks off every time they see a power tool.

Finally I swear if my one day wife ever gets me a tool for my birthday or Christmas, I'll divorce her right damn there and if my kids get me one I hope they like working at the circus they are getting disowned.
/rant

2009-04-27 14:58:18

#2

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7132|67.222.138.85

My dad enjoys getting tools as presents, particularly if he gets to pick them out himself. His job is relatively unrelated - but he still has hobbies.

Get your testosterone levels checked.

2009-04-27 14:58:38

#3

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6925|so randum

i love getting power tools...

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2009-04-27 14:59:35

#4

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6011

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Get your testosterone levels checked.

That's funny considering you were the one who was thinking about cutting your nuts off.

2009-04-27 14:59:46

#5

notorious: Nay vee, bay bee.; +1,396|7172|The United Center

Change the channel.

2009-04-27 15:01:05

#6

Yellowman03: Once Again, We Meet at Last; +108|6660|Texas

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Get your testosterone levels checked.

2009-04-27 15:01:29

#7

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7132|67.222.138.85

Macbeth wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Get your testosterone levels checked.
That's funny considering you were the one who was thinking about cutting your nuts off.

As I mentioned in the thread, it was about providing a rational argument as to why you wouldn't chop your nuts off.

2009-04-27 15:03:28

#8

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6011

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Get your testosterone levels checked.
That's funny considering you were the one who was thinking about cutting your nuts off.
As I mentioned in the thread, it was about providing a rational argument as to why you wouldn't chop your nuts off.

Yeah ok, you just needed someone to change your mind about it since you were having second thoughts. It's ok FM, I won't judge you.

2009-04-27 15:03:48

#9

Noobpatty: ʎʇʇɐdqoou; +194|6779|West NY

Hahah...there's something I like about this rant.

2009-04-27 15:03:50

#10

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6951|Milkystania, yurop

I love using powertools

2009-04-27 15:04:26

#11

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7132|67.222.138.85

Macbeth wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Macbeth wrote:

That's funny considering you were the one who was thinking about cutting your nuts off.
As I mentioned in the thread, it was about providing a rational argument as to why you wouldn't chop your nuts off.
Yeah ok, you just needed someone to change your mind about it since you were having second thoughts. It's ok FM, I won't judge you.

Doesn't mean to much coming from someone who apparently had no second thoughts and did cut their balls off. _lolwut

2009-04-27 15:07:05

#12

Noobpatty: ʎʇʇɐdqoou; +194|6779|West NY

Macbeth wrote:
It's always the same damn bullshit with a line like
Get your husband what he really wants for fathers day; A super heavy duty bench saw
Then they'll procedure with some balding asshole getting his new bench saw and having an orgasm by looking at it and touching it.

Must either be women who think we'd rather get a saw for a gift then a 3-sum with that one bisexual woman you both know

Here Daddy we may be blonde with blue eyes and your a ginger but we got you this wrench set for your birthday so you can slave away at work longer to provide for us, by the way we bought it with your own money.

Found it

2009-04-27 15:07:16

#13

Ilocano: buuuurrrrrrppppp.......; +341|7092

Yellowman03 wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Get your testosterone levels checked.

Seriously. I'm in IT, but I've got more power tools in various grades than I could ever use. Makes building stuff fast, like the shed I built last year. Beats hammer, handsaw, and screwdriver. Reciprocating saw does wonders for tree trimming. Screw using non-powered tools installing laminate flooring.

2009-04-27 15:07:18

#14

NateW: my sigs worse than yours; +191|6558

I'd take a miter saw over a tie anyday.

also:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Get your testosterone levels checked.

Last edited by NateWiese (2009-04-27 15:08:18)

2009-04-27 15:08:07

#15

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6011

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
As I mentioned in the thread, it was about providing a rational argument as to why you wouldn't chop your nuts off.
Yeah ok, you just needed someone to change your mind about it since you were having second thoughts. It's ok FM, I won't judge you.
Doesn't mean to much coming from someone who apparently had no second thoughts and did cut their balls off. _lolwut

Nay, me members are still in their place. But if I did wake up one day and was no longer inn need of them I wouldn't need someone to give me rational _{I can't tell you how much you've made me hate that word} argument as to why I should keep them.

2009-04-27 15:12:52

#16

Defiance: Member; +438|7096

Unless it's a Dremel, I could give fuck all about power tools. Very expensive and have a very narrow use.

You can do anything with a Dremel.

2009-04-27 15:17:39

#17

Ilocano: buuuurrrrrrppppp.......; +341|7092

Defiance wrote:
Unless it's a Dremel, I could give fuck all about power tools. Very expensive and have a very narrow use.

You can do anything with a Dremel.

Good luck routing some crown moldings with that Dremel.

2009-04-27 15:17:46

#18

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7132|67.222.138.85

Macbeth wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Macbeth wrote:

Yeah ok, you just needed someone to change your mind about it since you were having second thoughts. It's ok FM, I won't judge you.
Doesn't mean to much coming from someone who apparently had no second thoughts and did cut their balls off. _lolwut
Nay, me members are still in their place. But if I did wake up one day and was no longer inn need of them I wouldn't need someone to give me rational _{I can't tell you how much you've made me hate that word} argument as to why I should keep them.

ignoring the denouncement of reason and rationality because you can't come up with a good reason yourself

Well the advantage of feeling the need to do manly things such as create with wood and steel clearly isn't one of them.

2009-04-27 15:19:55

#19

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6011

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Doesn't mean to much coming from someone who apparently had no second thoughts and did cut their balls off. _lolwut
Nay, me members are still in their place. But if I did wake up one day and was no longer inn need of them I wouldn't need someone to give me rational _{I can't tell you how much you've made me hate that word} argument as to why I should keep them.
ignoring the denouncement of reason and rationality because you can't come up with a good reason yourself

Well the advantage of feeling the need to do manly things such as create with wood and steel clearly isn't one of them.

Bah the real manly thing to do is make other people do it for you through threats of violence.

2009-04-27 15:27:16

#20

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7132|67.222.138.85

Macbeth wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Macbeth wrote:

Nay, me members are still in their place. But if I did wake up one day and was no longer inn need of them I wouldn't need someone to give me rational _{I can't tell you how much you've made me hate that word} argument as to why I should keep them.
ignoring the denouncement of reason and rationality because you can't come up with a good reason yourself

Well the advantage of feeling the need to do manly things such as create with wood and steel clearly isn't one of them.
Bah the real manly thing to do is make other people do it for you through threats of violence.

With tools that require power...for example a drill or a table saw...one could perhaps call them power tools.

2009-04-27 15:30:29

#21

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6827|dm_maidenhead

I hate power tools. At work I'm always called to help customers at power tools and I always tell them stop calling me to power tools I know fuck all about them. I don't even know the new code to get the boxes out of the cage so I can't even get the customers their ducking power tools. Makes me rage.

2009-04-27 15:41:23

#22

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7074

Power tools are fucking awesome.

2009-04-27 15:45:21

#23

GravyDan: Back from the Grave(y); +768|6357|CA

Obviously this guy has never had to cut a hooker up into flushable pieces.

2009-04-27 15:47:05

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Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7002|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Magpie wrote:
I love using powertools

2009-04-27 17:22:44

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Noobpatty: ʎʇʇɐdqoou; +194|6779|West NY

GravyDan wrote:
Obviously this guy has never had to cut a hooker up into flushable pieces.

Oh shi-

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