I hate every single power tool company on the face of the planet Earth

2009-04-27 17:28:33

#26

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,991|7057|949

What about virtually any toy? Marketed to kids to nag their parents to buy them. Happy Meals - feed your kids horrible food, but rest assured in the fact they will bask in your glory when they see the matchbox car/barbie doll in that plastic wrapper (which they must stringently note is not a toy).

2009-04-27 17:33:36

#27

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6836|'Murka

Magpie wrote:
I love using powertools

That's what your mom said.

ZING!

Thanks, folks. I'll be here all week.

Try the veal.

Tip your waitress.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular

2009-04-27 18:13:16

#28

CC-Marley: Member; +407|7254

FatherTed wrote:
i love getting power tools...

2009-04-27 18:16:01

#29

MAGUIRE93: High Angle Hell; +182|6619|Schofield Barracks

My dad loves getting tools hes a carpenter.

2009-04-27 18:54:39

#30

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7090|NT, like Mick Dundee

GravyDan wrote:
Obviously this guy has never had to cut a hooker up into flushable pieces.

You need a pig farm. Or at least 2 or 3 pigs m8.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-04-27 21:31:56

#31

Defiance: Member; +438|7096

Ilocano wrote:
Defiance wrote:
READ: THIS IS FACETIOUS. I REPEAT: THIS IS FACETIOUS.

Unless it's a Dremel, I could give fuck all about power tools. Very expensive and have a very narrow use.

You can do anything with a Dremel.
Good luck routing some crown moldings with that Dremel.

2009-04-27 21:48:52

#32

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6951|Milkystania, yurop

FEOS wrote:
Magpie wrote:
I love using powertools
That's what your mom said.

ZING!

Thanks, folks. I'll be here all week.

Try the veal.

Tip your waitress.

Throws a large women your way

2009-04-27 22:16:39

#33

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|6422

wow i've never seen a guy say they dont want tools - i learn something new everyday

2009-04-27 22:25:03

#34

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7026|132 and Bush

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
wow i've never seen a guy say they dont want tools - i learn something new everyday

Somethin fishy here eh? Let's all chip in and get Macbeth _{<-- that should have gave it away right thar} some scented candles.

actually...

/mandles

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-04-27 22:30:31

#35

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6011

I would love some mandles.

2009-04-27 22:47:25

#36

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6645|Phoenix, AZ

I was lol'ing so hard...

/agree with everything

2009-04-27 22:54:23

#37

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6954|Global Command

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Get your testosterone levels checked.

Macbeth wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Get your testosterone levels checked.
That's funny considering you were the one who was thinking about cutting your nuts off.

OMG I actually laughed out loud and my wife said " what's so funny " and I was like trying to explain why that was so fucking funny that there was this thread where FM waxed poetically about cutting off his balls, and she was all...

you had to be there.

2009-04-28 05:23:31

#38

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7090|NT, like Mick Dundee

Links to FM talking about cutting his own balls off.

Right now.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-04-28 05:34:45

#39

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7098|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

I bought the ex a few power tools while we were together, I nicked all the batteries outta them when I left, I was tempted to stick one up the dogs ass but didn't as I liked my dog too much. Some of them scared the shit outta me, they were dead expensive aswell.

2009-04-28 05:58:59

#40

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6898|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Power tools = win

2009-04-28 08:20:46

#41

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7141

Flecco wrote:
GravyDan wrote:
Obviously this guy has never had to cut a hooker up into flushable pieces.
You need a pig farm. Or at least 2 or 3 pigs m8.

Naw, more like 16, and starve them for about 2 weeks before you do it mate.

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2009-04-28 08:28:42

#42

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7098|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Cybargs wrote:
Flecco wrote:
GravyDan wrote:
Obviously this guy has never had to cut a hooker up into flushable pieces.
You need a pig farm. Or at least 2 or 3 pigs m8.
Naw, more like 16, and starve them for about 2 weeks before you do it mate.

Ive never fed my kidnapped hookers - they go much better when hungry I find. Try it and tell me if I'm right.

2009-04-28 09:13:34

#43

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7141

1927 wrote:
Cybargs wrote:
Flecco wrote:

You need a pig farm. Or at least 2 or 3 pigs m8.
Naw, more like 16, and starve them for about 2 weeks before you do it mate.
Ive never fed my kidnapped hookers - they go much better when hungry I find. Try it and tell me if I'm right.

I was talking about disposing bodies m8.

2009-04-28 09:23:29

#44

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7003|Columbus, OH

Black and Decker tools sox dawg ballz. If any one gives somone a Black and Decker tool as a present, you might as well give them dung in a box.

2009-04-28 09:41:31

#45

Jean_Peste_tu?: Yes I Do; +44|7045|Auteuil, Laval

Some like guns, I like power tools.
Shit over the years I've colleted so much I could start a small woodworking shop.
Too bad I don't have a house for now, I'm missing using them.
Bench saw, planner, jointer, miter saw, routers, press drills, scroll saw, air compressor, lathe, sharpenning station, sanders stationnary and portable, band saw and more. I'm all missing you so much.
I need that dust collector. hmmm... darling care to buy me one for father day?
DOH I need a woman 1st to get gifts...

2009-04-28 10:08:40

#46

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6898|6 6 4 oh, I forget

loubot wrote:
Black and Decker tools sox dawg ballz. If any one gives somone a Black and Decker tool as a present, you might as well give them dung in a box.

O. I have plenty B&D tools and they work fine.

2009-04-28 10:47:27

#47

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7205|Great Brown North

my dad loves getting tools....

buying the wood and tools to build new kitchen cupboards was his Christmas present lol

some people just like to work with their hands i guess

2009-04-28 11:06:03

#48

Ilocano: buuuurrrrrrppppp.......; +341|7092

loubot wrote:
Black and Decker tools sox dawg ballz. If any one gives somone a Black and Decker tool as a present, you might as well give them dung in a box.

One guess who owns DeWalt...

Last edited by Ilocano (2009-04-28 11:06:21)

2009-04-28 11:12:02

#49

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7145|California

https://www.mckinneyhonda.com/graphics/stihl/ChainSaws/MS880.gif

What is cooler than a nice chainsaw?

2009-04-28 14:23:40

#50

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7090|NT, like Mick Dundee

Cybargs wrote:
1927 wrote:
Cybargs wrote:

Naw, more like 16, and starve them for about 2 weeks before you do it mate.
Ive never fed my kidnapped hookers - they go much better when hungry I find. Try it and tell me if I'm right.
I was talking about disposing bodies m8.

Yeah m8, a proper pig farm is a bit extreme for most people. So 2 or 3 pigs tbqfh. It will take a few weeks to get rid of the body though.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

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Macbeth wrote:

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Cybargs wrote:

Flecco wrote:

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1927 wrote:

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