blacksheepcannibal
Member
+24|7011
This is going to be my list of bad players. Ill try to maintain it as best as possible; any map where i have any beef with somebody, ill write their names down, along with the infraction.

Feel free to add to this list, but make sure you have the EXACT username so that stats can be looked upon, as well as their infraction. Also, if you could include a date and map that would be nice. If it looks good, ill add it to my list. Get a big enough list, and maybe somebody might start paying attention...

This post is not meant to be a forum for stating what does and does put you on a list of BF2 jackasses. This is not a place to post about "noobs" and whatnot...just people exploiting the game or acting like general retards.

To start the list:

2 Feb, 06

GWYLOWJC_316_CnK - Noobtoobing. Warlord map, inside the mansion, at least every third kill was GL, if not every other.

IAMDREKK - Noobtoobing. Warlord map again, inside the mansion, also, at least every third kill was GL.

chicken_soup1 - Noobtoobing. Same map and instance.

12 Feb, 06

c.HoLey - C4 Whore and Bunnyhopping. Shraqi Pennensula. Im not sure he even used his weapon. Im pretty sure everybody c. clan was bunnyhopping.

Last edited by blacksheepcannibal (2006-02-12 21:40:56)

Gunny_Prixxon
Member
+0|6971|atlanta
"Allegedly"
slidero
points
+31|7035
Add slidero to that list for tking for vehicles.
Gunny_Prixxon
Member
+0|6971|atlanta

slidero wrote:

Add slidero to that list for tking for vehicles.
Isn't Vengeance also guilty of that?
tthf
Member 5307
+210|7017|06-01
add polarbearz for being polarbearz
he knows what he did..
VeNg3nCe^
¦Tactics Øver Principles¦
+314|6965|Antarctica

blacksheepcannibal wrote:

This is going to be my list of bad players. Ill try to maintain it as best as possible; any map where i have any beef with somebody, ill write their names down, along with the infraction. Feel free to add to this list, but make sure you have the EXACT username so that stats can be looked upon, as well as their infraction. This post is not meant to be a forum for stating what does and does put you on a list of BF2 jackasses.

To start the list:

2 Feb, 06

GWYLOWJC_316_CnK - Noobtoobing. Warlord map, inside the mansion, at least every third kill was GL, if not every other.

IAMDREKK - Noobtoobing. Warlord map again, inside the mansion, also, at least every third kill was GL.

chicken_soup1 - Noobtoobing. Same map and instance.

i shall add, edit, and annotate dates for these.
Ah, a noob toob list!  You'll have to add me to that
Superslim
BF2s Frat Brother
+211|6951|Calgary
i think my wife needs a noob tube...............lol
jonnykill
The Microwave Man
+235|6939
Just for being a complaining lil bitch I'm gona hunt you down with the noob toob for the next 5 months , every day .
Gawwad
My way or Haddaway!
+212|6944|Espoo, Finland
Man, you're gonna have to put a lot of names in that list, I bet most of the BF2 community are capable of totaly owning you

That's what the list looks like, you got owned
Masta_Daco
Member
+39|6996|Amsterdam,The Netherlands
i use noob toob and i am proud of it (i use it cuz its in the game)
shadowdark1974
Member
+0|6923|San Diego
You know what anyone who gets hit with a noob toob complains about. And they are normaly the ones that can't use them to well save thier life! *L* You want to complain about somthing complain about how when you use on and shoot a wall and it explodes not two feet from another player they don't die from it but you will or how they shoot you when they should be dead! **has happened to me more times then i care to think about.
fikraag7
j00baroni w/ l33t sauce
+1|7014

Well, I'd have to be added for:

spawncamping
baseraping
bunny hopping
noob tubing
dolphin diving
c4 tossing
jihad jeeping
armor whoring
medic whoring
teamkilling
getting in knife wars
stealing kills

but that's all normal karkand...
shadowdark1974
Member
+0|6923|San Diego
fikraag7 I thought that was the Goal in karkand! amoung other things. been accused of C4 whoring also.....course they were pissed couse i got my second explosives badge off them coming back to take the hotel each time they spawned and i keeped making them Fly high and away! *L*
sinir
damned
+2|7078|Boston
Please add me to the list;

Map - Karkand
Offense - general disregard for the well-being of my opponents/failure to recognize their right to exist
General_CoLin_Tassi
Member
+-2|6959|England, UK
When i'm on a server and there's a number of annoying noob tubers who constantly tube me at point blank range, I do the following:

1. Select my F2000 on the next respawn.
2. Noob tube for the rest of the round.

I did this on one particular game, scored 88 and noob tubed back 5 times the annoying tuber who tubed me.
Yeah man! I hardly never use assualt though. I prefer AT.

Last edited by General_CoLin_Tassi (2006-02-07 02:50:28)

blacksheepcannibal
Member
+24|7011
apparently, some people here dont know what noobtoobing is.

I DO NOT CARE IF YOU KILL ME WITH THE GRENADE LAUNCHER.

I care if you kill me with the GL from the same room, from like, 5 feet away. I take full damage from the GL, you take barely any, if any at all, spash damage. This is a game EXPLOIT. They are fixing it in the 1.2 patch; i cannot wait. Real 40mm grenade launchers dont arm until they have flown for 15m.

And hey, maybe im not the best player. I keep *around* a 1:1 K : D ratio, and im happy with not cheating/exploiting just to raise that.

I loath anybody exploiting the game thru bunnyhopping, C4 frisbees, noobtoobing, and dolphin diving. If you use these, you are exploiting the game, which to me, is just as bad as downloading an aimbot. thanks for admitting that you cheat, btw, ill keep that in mind. Oh, and all 4 of those they are nerfing in the 1.2 patch. No more shooting while jumping, GL fuse arm distance, and no more dolphin diving.

With that in mind, I refuse to sink to their level and just noobtoob back. Using the excuse "but *they* were doing it" just doesnt fly with me. pardon my integrity.

Last edited by blacksheepcannibal (2006-02-07 13:19:55)

shadowdark1974
Member
+0|6923|San Diego
And people say that i need to switch to decaf! **twitches!**
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6979|California

im a C4 whore, suck me. a good portion of my kills in the mansion are from C4 traps
BEE_Grim_Reaper
Member
+15|6966|Germany

Superslim wrote:

i think my wife needs a noob tube...............lol
Why? Is yours not big enough anymore? Or did someone tell her, that size does matter?
BEE_Grim_Reaper
Member
+15|6966|Germany

tthf wrote:

add polarbearz for being polarbearz
he knows what he did..
Well... at least he did not shag some furry little animal, did he?
wrath2210
Web/h0mE
+0|6930
hey Silderdo or how ever u spell it gj on ur rank man

u get a screen?
blacksheepcannibal
Member
+24|7011
Alrighty, let me explain these exploits, because there seems to be some sort of confustion:

C4 Whore: somebody that runs up to you, jumps in the air, crouches while in the air, throws c4, and immediately detonates it using the C4 bug. Because of some sort of glitch, they take no damage but kill or maim anybody nearby; they repeat this process quickly, usually by either being freaky fast, or with a macro. *NOT* somebody that uses C4 alot. I use C4 alot. Im pretty good at setting up traps and whatnot. I dont get angry when i die from C4, i get angry when people spam it and abuse the glitch. (this is going to be solved by ea fixing spamming items while prone)

Bunnyhopping: Jumping up and down repeatedly and rapidly while in a gunfight, usually accompanied by rapid rotation and strafing. This in conjunction with usually a shotgun, a fully automatic weapon, or noobtoob so that they dont have to be accurate, just jump around like an idiot and spray. *NOT* somebody that jumps once. I occasionally jump when im getting fired at, especially when im evading sniper fire. I also do the sprint-jump-crouch dive, commonly known as the superman dive. (this is going to be solved by ea making it so that you cannot shoot while jumping) this is different from

Dolphin Diving: Because you are harder to hit while prone (smaller target) some people thing they will be clever and conjoin bunnyhopping and crouching while in the air. this is done rapidly, easily reminding somebod of dolphins jumping out of the water, hence the name. *NOT* superman diving, which is a good way to get that extra couple of feet out of a jump behind cover. (once again, you cannot shoot while jumping in the 1.2 patch)

Noobtoob: Running amok, usually inside a building, or at pretty close range, and using the Grenade Launcher. EA made the splash damage on the GL pretty low, but still gave it pretty good damage. You can exploit this by shooting the grenade launcher at somebody directly in front of you, and you will take some damage, but they will take enough for a one shot kill. *NOT* using the grenade launcher in a tactical manner (like when somebody takes cover, or on multiple targets close to another, or arcing it onto a sniper that cannot fire on you, and whatnot) (ea is going to fix this by putting a minimum time before detonating on GL's)
-=Stekhuset=-Bleppen
Member
+1|6969
why dont u show ur stats blacksheepcannibal??
blacksheepcannibal
Member
+24|7011
why do i need to show my stats? you could look them up if your that curious, but ive already said im not the worlds best player....
Kaosdad
Whisky Tango Foxtrot?
+201|6938|Broadlands, VA

sinir wrote:

Please add me to the list;

Map - Karkand
Offense - general disregard for the well-being of my opponents/failure to recognize their right to exist
LOL!

Add me to the list, just because I suck at this game.  I am a bad player.

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