It seems nearly 2 years I have forgotten how to smoke...

2009-05-08 01:41:48

#26

Catbox: forgiveness; +505|7141

SirSchloppy wrote:
One cigarette left...my last untill I can scrape together enough change to buy some more. I leave it untill my parents go to sleep so I can have a quiet smoke at the front door.

I open the door, and light the Holy Grail. Except... It lights on fire. I'm like WTF! So I try lighting it again, and it does the same. I think some of the baccy has fallen out of the cigarette and it was just the paper burning. So I whip my phone out to shed some light on the situation...

I stuck the wrong end in my mouth and lit the filter
Panic ensues as I wonder what I'm gonna do to get my nicotine fix. So I go into the kitchen, get the scissors out and snip the filter off, find some stiff paper and make a roach. Problem solved

Lets hear some of your tales of fail smoking.

Edit: I once tried to smoke a menthol when I was drunk, and again lit the filter, but it melted and I pulled it out the paper, woops.

that's a great story... especially the middle part...

Love is the answer

2009-05-08 01:43:46

#27

TheDonkey: Eat my bearrrrrrrrrrr, Tonighttt; +163|6142|Vancouver, BC, Canada

Ha, you Americans and your filters.

In Russia, we have this shit called Prima, it costs something like the equiv of $3.50 for a pack of 20, no filters, very poorly hand-rolled, etcetc.
My grandpa used to have a stash of about 20 boxes of this stuff.

2009-05-08 01:45:42

#28

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6768

Back when I used to smoke, I lit the filter almost everytime I got drunk. Problem was I didn´t realise it very fast, so I smoked it for a minute, cursing what the fuck was wrong with this thing and why I had to inhale so strongly

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2009-05-08 02:28:12

#29

Catbox: forgiveness; +505|7141

TheDonkey wrote:
Ha, you Americans and your filters.

In Russia, we have this shit called Prima, it costs something like the equiv of $3.50 for a pack of 20, no filters, very poorly hand-rolled, etcetc.
My grandpa used to have a stash of about 20 boxes of this stuff.

shloppy isn't from the US... your story is riveting also... lol

Love is the answer

2009-05-08 04:58:16

#30

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6925|so randum

what baccy do you smoke 27?

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2009-05-08 04:59:51

#31

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7098|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

FatherTed wrote:
what baccy do you smoke 27?

Golden Vagina, I did have a mate who could supply but thats dried up now. I even use it in spliff's and its not as bad as it sounds, save paying money for fags. The Mrs is on Regal King Size, £6.20 (20) - Fucking ridiculous aint it eh?

2009-05-08 05:01:03

#32

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7164|Comber, Northern Ireland

fuck all these post's about smoking....damn you bf2s your just teasing me!

ive lit the wrong end too before....only difference was i was drunk, it was a marly red, and i smoked the whole feg including the filter and only realised it when it burnt my fingers

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2009-05-08 05:03:27

#33

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6555|Carnoustie MASSIF

1927 wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
what baccy do you smoke 27?
Golden Vagina, I did have a mate who could supply but thats dried up now. I even use it in spliff's and its not as bad as it sounds, save paying money for fags. The Mrs is on Regal King Size, £6.20 (20) - Fucking ridiculous aint it eh?

I normally shmoke Richmond king size, only £4.60 a 20 deck.

2009-05-08 05:04:37

#34

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7164|Comber, Northern Ireland

SirSchloppy wrote:
1927 wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
what baccy do you smoke 27?
Golden Vagina, I did have a mate who could supply but thats dried up now. I even use it in spliff's and its not as bad as it sounds, save paying money for fags. The Mrs is on Regal King Size, £6.20 (20) - Fucking ridiculous aint it eh?
I normally shmoke Richmond king size, only £4.60 a 20 deck.

ewwww! can you get rothmans red royals over there? they are about the same for a 20 deck and they taste pretty good

2009-05-08 05:04:45

#35

Ioan92: Member; +337|6147

Bevo wrote:
I don't smoke. I like my lungs.

2009-05-08 05:09:21

#36

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6747|Orrstrayleea

Failure in smoking; Hiding it from your parents.

2009-05-08 05:20:30

#37

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6555|Carnoustie MASSIF

david363 wrote:
SirSchloppy wrote:
1927 wrote:

Golden Vagina, I did have a mate who could supply but thats dried up now. I even use it in spliff's and its not as bad as it sounds, save paying money for fags. The Mrs is on Regal King Size, £6.20 (20) - Fucking ridiculous aint it eh?
I normally shmoke Richmond king size, only £4.60 a 20 deck.
ewwww! can you get rothmans red royals over there? they are about the same for a 20 deck and they taste pretty good

What's wrong with Richmond? My favourite brand are Benson & Hedges silver, or Marlboro Smooth

2009-05-08 05:21:51

#38

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6925|so randum

B&H gold or Lucky strike or gtfo

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2009-05-08 05:22:38

#39

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7164|Comber, Northern Ireland

B&H Black (RIP) richmond are just bad m'kay?

2009-05-08 05:25:27

#40

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6555|Carnoustie MASSIF

B&H silver have the coolest box evar though

2009-05-08 05:43:40

#41

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6622|Winland

I don't like smoking, and anyone who smokes in public (outside of smoke zones or shit) is a self-absorbed ass hat.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2009-05-08 05:48:14

#42

BVC: Member; +325|7120

Tobacco is shit. Smoke weed instead, isn't as bad for you as tobacco.

2009-05-08 06:42:34

#43

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6925|so randum

Freezer7Pro wrote:
I don't like smoking, and anyone who smokes in public (outside of smoke zones or shit) is a self-absorbed ass hat.

how so?

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2009-05-08 07:11:35

#44

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7002|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Pubic wrote:
Tobacco is shit. Smoke weed instead, isn't as bad for you as tobacco.

Yeah right...Pot is def better than Tobaco...sure dude, keep smoking that shit of yours, it seem like it work alright...

2009-05-08 07:16:47

#45

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|6178|Roma

Adams_BJ wrote:
aerodynamic wrote:
I walk for like 5 seconds and it falls from my hand, if it was not raining i would ahve picked it up and used to lighter to disinfect it
You inhale all these toxins into your body but have the smart idea to disinfect it before putting it back in your mouth. LOL.

its been a year and some months since i smoked my last cigarette.

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2009-05-08 07:17:57

#46

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|6178|Roma

1927 wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
what baccy do you smoke 27?
Golden Vagina, I did have a mate who could supply but thats dried up now. I even use it in spliff's and its not as bad as it sounds, save paying money for fags. The Mrs is on Regal King Size, £6.20 (20) - Fucking ridiculous aint it eh?

thats my favorite tobacco.
Used to love it.

2009-05-08 07:28:33

#47

Jebus: Looking for my Scooper; +218|6189|Belgium

I'm almost 18. Never smoked. Ha!

2009-05-08 07:30:58

#48

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7098|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

aerodynamic wrote:
Adams_BJ wrote:
aerodynamic wrote:
I walk for like 5 seconds and it falls from my hand, if it was not raining i would ahve picked it up and used to lighter to disinfect it
You inhale all these toxins into your body but have the smart idea to disinfect it before putting it back in your mouth. LOL.
its been a year and some months since i smoked my last cigarette.

Im almost jealous, almost because at the moment if I said 'I want to give up' I would be lying to all of us.

Allow me to remind you - you aint misssing out on fuck all mate, it costs money to have a mouth that tastes of shit, smelly clothes, people look at me funny when I have to leave the circle to go for a fag and less money than non-smokers. Makes you laugh when they say its a sociable thing: not any more is it.

2009-05-08 07:32:24

#49

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6925|so randum

I sort of want to give up, but sort of enjoy it too much.

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Use an umbrella

2009-05-08 07:33:48

#50

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7164|Comber, Northern Ireland

still havent had one today...found £3 though so off to the shops for L&B Superkings

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FatherTed wrote:

1927 wrote:

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Bevo wrote:

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1927 wrote:

Freezer7Pro wrote:

Pubic wrote:

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aerodynamic wrote:

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FatherTed wrote:

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