Poll

select an option which best describes your actions.

a) pay little attention to the film and make out.12%12% - 10
b) pay attention to the film but kiss occasionally.14%14% - 12
c) only watch, pimp slap the ho if she talks too much.13%13% - 11
d) depends on the film21%21% - 18
e) none of the above6%6% - 5
f) I ain't got no bitch31%31% - 26
Total: 82
bennisboy
Member
+829|7071|Poundland
Okay well I was watching quite a good film with my girlfriend the other day, but she would either just talk or attempt to kiss me all the time. Now if I'm gonna watch a film i like to actually watch it, no be distracted by some woman! So I instigated the 3 question rule, she was allowed to ask 3 questions, no more, I told her if she broke it I'd pimp slap her (empty threat but it worked!).

This got me thinking, how do you deal with your other half during the watching of a visual spectacular known as a film to common people?
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7057

u shudda shagged her rite there
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7186

cum in her ear
bennisboy
Member
+829|7071|Poundland

Gooners wrote:

u shudda shagged her rite there
Sexy time follows film time. Plus she's always horny so i get it whenever
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7057

bennisboy wrote:

Gooners wrote:

u shudda shagged her rite there
Sexy time follows film time. Plus she's always horny so i get it whenever
let her talk next time, then proceed to follow usmarines suggestion. TAKE THAT
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6750|England

bennisboy wrote:

Gooners wrote:

u shudda shagged her rite there
Sexy time follows film time. Plus she's always horny so i get it whenever
Jealous.

I'll watch the film, but if she wants to kiss then sure thing. Most of the time I've got my hand down her pants anyway Multi tasking ftw.
GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|6357|CA
She makes out with my dong while I watch.
hawaythelads
We are PREMIER LEAGUE!
+84|6911|Newcastle Upon Tyne.
You can always watch the film another time. she might get bored and dump you for your mate who pays her more attention. Best thing to do is not watch any movie you actually want to see with her, just watch chick flicks and the crap they like and pester them all the way through it.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7186

i mean how old are you dude?  you dont watch a movie with some trim and watch the movie dingbat.
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7180|Scotland

Well, I just choose the shittest film available and then go in with her. It always works and I feel as if I have missed nothing.

"Fighting" was a perfect example of that.
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7057

Zimmer wrote:

Well, I just choose the shittest film available and then go in with her. It always works and I feel as if I have missed nothing.

"Fighting" was a perfect example of that.
Best part of that movie was at the start when they played Jay's Heart of the City...
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6750|England

Zimmer wrote:

Well, I just choose the shittest film available and then go in with her. It always works and I feel as if I have missed nothing.

"Fighting" was a perfect example of that.
This is also a good option. It's the only reason when people ask if I've seen HSM, I can say yes. I didn't watch it though! Honest!
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6555|Carnoustie MASSIF
If I pick a movie I fucking watch it.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7074

She made me watch Twilight to I made sure we made out the whole time. On the other hand, I refused to kiss her during my 40th rewatch of Zoolander.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7186

SirSchloppy wrote:

If I pick a movie I fucking watch it.
ya sure you do tough guy
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6895
Because I'm in Uni rooms 'putting on a film' has basically become a byterm here for "Let's fuck". I put on a film over my surround-sound speaker set and the rumbling bass blocks out the animal grunts and roars from my neighbors on either side. So no, I rarely ever watch a film with the girlfriend unless it's actually at a cinema or in bigger company.

Edit: Although saying that the other day I did watch The Pursuit of Happyness and actually enjoyed it. But that was only because during the film the bitch made me popcorn and gave me a backrub. Whipped. Bennis you need to realize that one-on-one girlfriend encounters just aren't the setting for serious film enjoyment.

Last edited by Uzique (2009-05-18 15:42:42)

libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
elite.mafia
Banned
+122|6878|USA
Normally I just make out with her....
Single though
Spidery_Yoda
Member
+399|6694
If I pay to see a film in the cinema then i'm doing to damn well watch the film.

Kissing etc can wait until afterwards.

Edit: Oh why did I think this was cinema . Films in general. Yeah we often lose interest in the film after not too long and do... other things.

Last edited by Spidery_Yoda (2009-05-18 16:33:44)

FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7115|Devon, England
Depends on the film.
i save my bizarro independent movies for when im alone and comedies(caddyshack, risky business, forgetting sarah marshall types) for when friends are over.



watch that movie some other time   you, lucky man, have a chick that wants to LAY with you. take advantage of that situation lol
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6870|The Land of Scott Walker
Ain't got no bitch. Got a bride.  We kiss occasionally and watch the movie since we paid to see it.  Plenty of time at home afterward.
TheDonkey
Eat my bearrrrrrrrrrr, Tonighttt
+163|6142|Vancouver, BC, Canada
My bitch and I Haven't watched a film yet. Call again in a week.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|7117

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

i save my bizarro independent movies for when im alone and comedies(caddyshack, risky business, forgetting sarah marshall types) for when friends are over.



watch that movie some other time   you, lucky man, have a chick that wants to LAY with you. take advantage of that situation lol
This. When watching a movie with a woman the best answer you can give to the question: "what was the movie about" is "I have no idea."
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7074

Stingray24 wrote:

Ain't got no bitch. Got a bride.  We kiss occasionally and watch the movie since we paid to see it.  Plenty of time at home afterward.
Laaaaame.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6962|Long Island, New York
It really depends on the film. My girlfriend watches pretty much everything. We saw Fast and Furious (which she loved) in theatres, watched Anchorman on Saturday night and she forced me to watch Twilight like 2 months back. B applied to the latter.

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