The Official Polish Bashing Thread

2009-05-20 18:54:20

#1

HaiBai: Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me; +304|5728|Bolingbrook, Illinois

Just like the Frenchy one, but I wanted to have some laughz about my own race.

The latest poll taken by the UK yielded results on whether or not people who live in UK think illegal immigration is a serious problem:

a) 39% of the respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem."

b) 61% of the respondents answered: "To nie stanowi powaznego problemu."

A survey across England, asked the general public whether they preferred to be known as 'British' or 'English'.

The overwhelming majority answered, "Polish."

I was doing a survey in London- the question was "What are your views on Migration to the UK?"

7% of people asked said they thought it was a good thing.
12% of people asked said they thought it was a bad thing.
And 81% of people asked didn't speak English.

I saw a load of Polish people the other day.

I said to one of them, "why the fuck don't you lot go to France instead?"

He said, "'cos, every time the French see a pole they stick a white flag on it!"

Last edited by HaiBai (2009-05-20 18:55:01)

2009-05-20 18:56:18

#2

Man With No Name: جندي; +148|5819|The Wild West

A polish guy walks into a bar.

He was pretty stupid.

2009-05-20 18:57:17

#3

HaiBai: Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me; +304|5728|Bolingbrook, Illinois

Man With No Name wrote:
A polish guy walks into a bar.

He was pretty stupid.

2009-05-20 18:57:34

#4

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6209|London, England

How do you stop a Polish tank

Shoot the guy pushing it

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2009-05-20 18:58:04

#5

TSI: Cholera in the time of love; +247|6225|Toronto

Haha!

Did you know the Polish army is the only one on record to have mounted a cavlry charge against an enemy ship? No joke.

Last edited by TSI (2009-05-20 18:58:50)

I like pie.

2009-05-20 20:15:41

#6

FrankieSpankie3388: Hockey Nut; +243|6775|Boston, MA

All jokes aside, I feel like I have to bring this part of history since I'm Polish too. I really don't care about Polish jokes. They don't bother me, usually because I'm smarter than 95% of the people I've heard make fun of me for being Polish. But anyway, did you know that Polish refugees actually played a pretty key role in WWII? There were a lot of refugees, I believe they ended up fighting in the British air force, that did a hell of a job fighting. Then as a nice, "thanks for helping us out," the Allies refused to let them march when the war was over because it would have offended Stalin. I'm surprised not many historians tried bringing this into light after Stalin died and the USSR toppled. Figured when they can't offend them, they'd at least give the Polish soldiers some credit.

2009-05-20 20:17:46

#7

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6767|...

Mexican is the new Polish

2009-05-20 20:25:59

#8

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7019|Noizyland

I've never been to Poland or even met a Polish person, (at least no-one who identified themselves as being Polish,) but I'm sure I want to bash both for some reason. Plus they're the only other nationality to be named after polish, (the stuff that makes things shiney,) aside from New Zealanders.

(The term "Kiwi" actually comes from the boot polish not the bird. Before tins of boot polish were sent over to soldiers in WW1 New Zealanders were known as "Fernleaves".)

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2009-05-20 20:32:23

#9

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6712

Bill Clinton was at a prayer breakfast with the late pope; John Paul II.

Nearing the end of the Breakfast, Clinton says to the pope "Your Holiness, I have this really funny Polish joke, wanna hear it?"

The pope replies "Mr. President, I am Polish"

To which Clinton responds "That's okay, I'll tell it slow"

2009-05-20 20:34:23

#10

Harmor: Error_Name_Not_Found; +605|6793|San Diego, CA, USA

But I like Polish people...

and P.I.W.O.3 - oficjalny film - 12 maja 2009 - Gry komputerowe

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2009-05-20 20:53:07

#11

HaiBai: Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me; +304|5728|Bolingbrook, Illinois

Harmor wrote:
But I like Polish people...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpldChvYY8A

and P.I.W.O.3 - oficjalny film - 12 maja 2009 - Gry komputerowe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-loS7dHxfs

That's fucking Russian you cunt.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Hate it when people mix us up

2009-05-20 21:09:18

#12

N00bkilla55404: Voices are calling...; +136|6176|Somewhere out in Space

YOU HAVE A SHITTY COUNTRY SO FULL OF FAIL THAT YOU CANT GO MORE THAN A FEW GENERATIONS BEFORE SOMEONE WIPES YOU OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! YOU ARE EUROPES PUNCHING BAG, AND YOU SMELL FUNNY!

I keed.

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2009-05-21 03:05:38

#13

cl4u53w1t2: Salon-Bolschewist; +269|6717|Kakanien

why do russians always steal two cars in germany?

because they have to drive through poland on their way home...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2oh3h3DvY0

2009-05-21 03:16:37

#14

maffiaw: ph33r me 傻逼; +40|6665|Melbourne, AUS

TSI wrote:
Haha!

Did you know the Polish army is the only one on record to have mounted a cavlry charge against an enemy ship? No joke.

whoa how is that even possible?

2009-05-21 03:21:18

#15

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6683|King Of The Islands

Ty wrote:
(The term "Kiwi" actually comes from the boot polish not the bird. Before tins of boot polish were sent over to soldiers in WW1 New Zealanders were known as "Fernleaves".)

Pipe down, sheepshagger.

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2009-05-21 03:50:57

#16

Little BaBy JESUS: m8; +394|6393|'straya

Slightly related to Poland. So ill post it here

Were there meant to be subtitles in Defiance when they were speaking Polish? just wondering because I "acquired" it and it didnt have any, then i "acquired" some subtitles for it but it didn't have any during the polish speaking sections.

My contribution:
Two Poles are talking about their friend who immigrated to America. "Did you hear about Bartek? He opened up a jewellery store after just one year in America!" "How did he do that?" "With a crowbar".

Last edited by Little BaBy JESUS (2009-05-21 03:51:14)

2009-05-21 04:05:03

#17

Axatar: Member; +29|6706|France

These three are making fun of the poor condition Poland was in in the early 90's.
Even if you don't understand French, I'm sure you'll like it.

2009-05-21 04:09:53

#18

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6865|London, England

jsnipy wrote:
Mexican is the new Polish

Polish is the new Mexican

Mexico is the new Afghanistan

2009-05-21 05:42:39

#19

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6744|so randum

thread needs more david.p

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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-05-21 05:58:12

#20

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6467|Escea

Whenever someone says the word Polish, I always picture frozen food :\

Like wat, if it was Iceland then yeah I could understand why.

2009-05-21 06:19:09

#21

Tehremos: Parcel of ol' Crams; +128|6652|Somersetshire

A lot of fit polish birds working at Butlins, shame I'm an ugly cunt
there are a few I get on great with, but again, I'm ugly

Oh wait..... Darn Polish, always stealing me job!!!! GRRRRR

2009-05-21 06:32:05

#22

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6467|Escea

Tehremos wrote:
A lot of fit polish birds working at Butlins, shame I'm an ugly cunt
there are a few I get on great with, but again, I'm ugly

Oh wait..... Darn Polish, always stealing me job!!!! GRRRRR

They tuk urr jubs!

2009-05-21 06:33:10