thats where I thought this story was heading when i first read the article
You were disappointed too?Man With No Name wrote:
thats where I thought this story was heading when i first read the article
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Coagulation could have been the problem.
I've met a few girls that have blown 1927
I wouldn't. Sloppy 200th anyone?mafia996630 wrote:
i would.
I would if I was single. Its not like ya shoving it elsewhere. Probably resembles a wizards sleave down below but luckily thats outta bounds anyway.JahManRed wrote:
I wouldn't. Sloppy 200th anyone?mafia996630 wrote:
i would.
She'd get jaw ache if she was with me though, I find it hard enough to piss in public toilets never mind chuck my muck down some birds throat with a line of randy old fat hairy bald perverts behind me.
i see wat you did thar.1927 wrote:
I've met a few girls that have blown 1927
The good people of bf2s best watch out today, its Friday, its a bank holiday and I feel sharpSisco10 wrote:
i see wat you did thar.1927 wrote:
I've met a few girls that have blown 1927
I don't think swallowing something makes it go to your lungsUzique wrote:
Swallowing 75 loads would practically drown your lungs. No wonder she couldn't breathe.
shes doin it rong
He's a pro ... don't question a proGamematt wrote:
I don't think swallowing something makes it go to your lungsUzique wrote:
Swallowing 75 loads would practically drown your lungs. No wonder she couldn't breathe.
shes doin it rong
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Who you callin' fat?1927 wrote:
I would if I was single. Its not like ya shoving it elsewhere. Probably resembles a wizards sleave down below but luckily thats outta bounds anyway.JahManRed wrote:
I wouldn't. Sloppy 200th anyone?mafia996630 wrote:
i would.
She'd get jaw ache if she was with me though, I find it hard enough to piss in public toilets never mind chuck my muck down some birds throat with a line of randy old fat hairy bald perverts behind me.
oh wai-
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
Right forgot about thatVaregg wrote:
He's a pro ... don't question a proGamematt wrote:
I don't think swallowing something makes it go to your lungsUzique wrote:
Swallowing 75 loads would practically drown your lungs. No wonder she couldn't breathe.
shes doin it rong
Fix'd for youTy wrote:
Sucks to be number 76.
Or not amirite?
"shes doin it rong".Gamematt wrote:
Right forgot about thatVaregg wrote:
He's a pro ... don't question a proGamematt wrote:
I don't think swallowing something makes it go to your lungs
I connected the 'breathing problem' with a lung joke...
... Never mind.
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I'm pretty sure I'm not breaking that record.
I love jokes (being one myself like) whats the Joke you know?Uzique wrote:
"shes doin it rong".Gamematt wrote:
Right forgot about thatVaregg wrote:
He's a pro ... don't question a pro
I connected the 'breathing problem' with a lung joke...
... Never mind.
everyones gotta have a goal in life...
I hit the crossbar, rolled along the line, hit the post and came outwards from inside the 6 yard box (Football)Nic wrote:
everyones gotta have a goal in life...
I hit the post, it rolled across the line, hit the other post and came outwards, then i tapped it in1927 wrote:
I hit the crossbar, rolled along the line, hit the post and came outwards from inside the 6 yard box (Football)Nic wrote:
everyones gotta have a goal in life...
http://www.eafootballworld.com/en_GB/video/5656621
Wait, you mean random guys came to the park to get a blowjob with her? ewwwww
I could only sleep with my GF at the most, and I'd have to have known her for a while.
Imagine blowing 75 complete strangers...
I could only sleep with my GF at the most, and I'd have to have known her for a while.
Imagine blowing 75 complete strangers...
I told her she couldn't beat my record.
Don't sell yourself short. You can do anything you put your mind to.Pug wrote:
I'm pretty sure I'm not breaking that record.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
7 hours of sucking dick huh...at least she wouldn't go hungry.
Too many calories..Pubic wrote:
7 hours of sucking dick huh...at least she wouldn't go hungry.
How do you arrive at that time guess?Pubic wrote:
7 hours of sucking dick huh...at least she wouldn't go hungry.
How long would the average be to orgasm ?