Uzique wrote:
Keep that shit for when you've been separated for a few weeks by a vacation or something, like Bennis said being such a faggot on a day-to-day basis will scare a chick off.
Spot on, I do see myself as a relationship advisor to the good people of bf2s, and have done for a while, yep, Im banging my own trumpet here.
If you have lived the life I have with the nutcases I have you'd see why Im qualified to advise.
Uzi has it spot on here by repeating what Bennis (another fine huntsman) has said.
Look at love like a candle when you first get with someone. Ummm a girl.
You get all the butterfly feelings in the stomach and the twitching in the cock. Even the girls you look at on
www.dirtyfuckinghoes.com don't seem as attractive as that lil bit of fluff you've found and started hanging out of. Certain songs make you think of the last time you tapped a bag of nails into it's ass. Certain smells have the same effect, weather that be fruits of the forest gatto (sp) or even a 2 day old Tuna and Onion crunch sarnie from Greggs the bakers (other bakers are available).
But protect the flame, keep it bruning, its precious as fuck, almost as much as her cherry but once you have popped that it's gone, sometimes you can say the same about the flame. Its hard - (not that) but enjoy the horrible feeling you have when you don't see her, all you have is the flashbacks from last night, your phone to text and the funny smell on ya fingers and the stains on ya pants. Its magical is that.