shag her?
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Nothing. You lie there. That's why beaches are boring as fuck.
You can wrap yourself up in latex and get gangbanged by some black dudes.Macbeth wrote:
Ok follow up question I am going with a woman so what do you do there actually since I an with her and can't build castles and stuff like that?
also pics of teh girl
Rub lotion on her, let her rub lotion on you. Be sure she does a really good job around the mid sectionMacbeth wrote:
Ok follow up question I am going with a woman so what do you do there actually since I an with her and can't build castles and stuff like that?
Play in the water til your eyes bleed.
Rinse, repeat.
Literally.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
def a speedo then.Macbeth wrote:
Ok follow up question I am going with a woman so what do you do there actually since I an with her and can't build castles and stuff like that?
Hate bumping my own threads but lasttly where do I put my car keys cell phone and wallet?
shove it up your fucking ass you motherfucker
Dude how do you survive day to day?Macbeth wrote:
Hate bumping my own threads but lasttly where do I put my car keys cell phone and wallet?
I manage. Seriously where do I put that stuff so it doesn't get stolen?
Well, he does have a valid question if it's just the two of them, what with plans to go into the water, and no one to watch over the gear to prevent theft.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Dude how do you survive day to day?Macbeth wrote:
Hate bumping my own threads but lasttly where do I put my car keys cell phone and wallet?
Find swim shorts with zippered or velcro'd pockets. Put your cash and single key in the pocket. Leave the cell phone in the car, hidden, preferably not in the glove compartment.
Give her a proper full body mud bath, leaving only her head above the sand,.. then run as the tide comes in, you don't want to get cold feet!Macbeth wrote:
Ok follow up question I am going with a woman so what do you do there actually since I an with her and can't build castles and stuff like that?
This, pretty much. Nah,.. can be ok after a hard day of work, just smoking cigars, listening to music, reading and having some cold drinks. Also going with a woman should make it progressively less boring. Just don't go there if you're in for some real "fun" or something exciting.ghettoperson wrote:
Nothing. You lie there. That's why beaches are boring as fuck.
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My swim suits are like normal short pants but made with swim fabrics and it has one pocket that has like plastic losing and shit so water does not get in.Macbeth wrote:
Hate bumping my own threads but lasttly where do I put my car keys cell phone and wallet?
So I live the wallet in my car, grab like 20 bucks and my in the pocket.
They never get wet.
Or you could just bring a bag and pout all the stuff in there or in teh sand right udnerneath the bag.
sun screen for gods sake. Was at the beach today and got my ass baked. Im more red than a used tampon.
youtube doesnt help either
youtube doesnt help either
I never put my keys in the pocket in my shorts...I did it once and lost my keys and I'll never do it again. I just put my keys and cell phone in my shoes with my stuff. Watch them while you are in the water.Ilocano wrote:
Well, he does have a valid question if it's just the two of them, what with plans to go into the water, and no one to watch over the gear to prevent theft.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Dude how do you survive day to day?Macbeth wrote:
Hate bumping my own threads but lasttly where do I put my car keys cell phone and wallet?
Find swim shorts with zippered or velcro'd pockets. Put your cash and single key in the pocket. Leave the cell phone in the car, hidden, preferably not in the glove compartment.
The beach is one of the best places to read a book too - right up there with the shitter and by a warm fire.
Chill.. Unless you are up for some volleyball, Frisbee, paddle ball, or water activity. But mostly chill..Macbeth wrote:
Ok follow up question I am going with a woman so what do you do there actually since I an with her and can't build castles and stuff like that?
What beach are you going to?
Xbone Stormsurgezz
binoculars
Is Macbeth a guido? I really hope so.
cooler full of beer, towels, chairs, sunscreen
offer sunscreen application and go swimming
offer sunscreen application and go swimming
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Buy a fannybag you cheap skate.Macbeth wrote:
I manage. Seriously where do I put that stuff so it doesn't get stolen?
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
lolm3thod wrote:
Buy a fannybag you cheap skate.Macbeth wrote:
I manage. Seriously where do I put that stuff so it doesn't get stolen?
Titty Watchers.
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Tinted sunglasses
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Tinted sunglasses
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
m3thod wrote:
Buy a fannybag you cheap skate.Macbeth wrote:
I manage. Seriously where do I put that stuff so it doesn't get stolen?
Just chill dude. Talk with her. Mess around. Usual shit
so if I take Kim with me to the beach and she takes her stuff with her I'm good for lifeKimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
cooler full of beer, towels, chairs, sunscreen
offer sunscreen application and go swimming
Nah he's a skinny Puerto Rican. Probably pastier than the average NJ scummer.ghettoperson wrote:
Is Macbeth a guido? I really hope so.
Surf board. Kite. Jetski. Banana boat. Lilo. Parasol. Deckchair. Picnic basket. Bottle of urine.