Macbeth
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So a friend of mine woke up this morning and used the bathroom. It was burning when my friend peed. He said as soon as the the piss started coming out it was burning like hell and even after he was finished it was still burning for awhile. Now my friend for the last month has only had sex with two women, one of which he has been fucking for awhile now and my friend always uses condoms. So should my friend go see a doctor about this or is it something that'll fix itself? What kind of test do they have to do to find out what the problem is, because my friend doesn't want anything shoved up his dick hole. My friend has all day today and has a day off from work tomorrow so he needs answers by tomorrow.
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7267|Reykjavík, Iceland.
Syphillis tbh.

Can't hurt getting checked, better than not knowing.
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7069
nah he should just wash his dick, like wash it good then drink some tea and pee again to test it out to see if it hurts
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7108|United States of America
Based on Seinfeld, I think "your friend" has gonorrhea.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6924|so randum
'a friend'
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6991|NYC / Hamburg

A doctor. ASAP.
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stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7144|California

Stop asking for medical advice on the internet. Go to a fucking doctor. That's why they go to school for 10 years, so they can help people.
trex1210
I am Canadian
+72|6682|B.C. Canada
Could be a urine infection. I had one a few years back and it hurt like hell. The doctor told me to get a bath with hot water and sit in it to take a piss. It kinda helped but its very impractical to fill up the bath tub every time you need to piss.
ghettoperson
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trex1210 wrote:

Could be a urine infection. I had one a few years back and it hurt like hell. The doctor told me to get a bath with hot water and sit in it to take a piss. It kinda helped but its very impractical to fill up the bath tub every time you need to piss.
Niiiice...
Macbeth
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trex1210 wrote:

Could be a urine infection. I had one a few years back and it hurt like hell. The doctor told me to get a bath with hot water and sit in it to take a piss. It kinda helped but its very impractical to fill up the bath tub every time you need to piss.
How exactly did you get that?
trex1210
I am Canadian
+72|6682|B.C. Canada

Macbeth wrote:

trex1210 wrote:

Could be a urine infection. I had one a few years back and it hurt like hell. The doctor told me to get a bath with hot water and sit in it to take a piss. It kinda helped but its very impractical to fill up the bath tub every time you need to piss.
How exactly did you get that?
Don't know. It just happened. Every time I would go take a leak it would hurt and eventually get got really bad to the point that I was pissing out blood.
And yes I do shower regularly.
Ioan92
Member
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His urine may be too acid, tell him to watch it with the fizzy drinks.
Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|6999|London
Sounds like a urinary tract infection. Easily treated with antibiotics. It could be something more serious, but either way 'your friend' will need to go the doctor's.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7055|Finland

Yes, "your friend". Sure.

1. Be yourself.
2. Why consult a gaming forum, go see a doctor.
3. Could be chlamydia.
I need around tree fiddy.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6212|Catherine Black

FatherTed wrote:

'a friend'

DonFck wrote:

Yes, "your friend". Sure.
This.

Also ask Cammy, he had the clap once.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
SamBo:D
Banned
+236|5921|England
I pissed blood once, that hurt
Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|6999|London
I actually think it is his friend.

He says 'my friend' so many times it's obvious he's trying to bait us.

Also he mentions having sex with women, and we all know that's not how macbeth rolls...
.:i7|Batman
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Ioan92 wrote:

His urine may be too acid, tell him to watch it with the fizzy drinks.
Used to get this and know others that have as well...after a week of only having water it went away.
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6696
Um... See a doctor?
xxCaptainBlackxx
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+47|7068|internet

.:i7|Batman wrote:

Used to get this and know others that have as well...after a week of only having water it went away.
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7064|Your moms bedroom

ghettoperson wrote:

trex1210 wrote:

Could be a urine infection. I had one a few years back and it hurt like hell. The doctor told me to get a bath with hot water and sit in it to take a piss. It kinda helped but its very impractical to fill up the bath tub every time you need to piss.
Niiiice...
haha what kind of quack doctor is that? why didnt he just tell you to dip your penis in a jug of warm water instead of filling up an entire bathtub and pissing on yourself... you got punked
Bell
Frosties > Cornflakes
+362|6973|UK

Get it hacked off, save yourself the trouble
I'm Jamesey
Do a Research Noob
+506|6556|Scotland!

Locoloki wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

trex1210 wrote:

Could be a urine infection. I had one a few years back and it hurt like hell. The doctor told me to get a bath with hot water and sit in it to take a piss. It kinda helped but its very impractical to fill up the bath tub every time you need to piss.
Niiiice...
haha what kind of quack doctor is that? why didnt he just tell you to dip your penis in a jug of warm water instead of filling up an entire bathtub and pissing on yourself... you got punked
because relaxing in a bath tub while taking a piss to reduce pain is easier than not relaxing while trying to piss in a jug of warm water.
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6554|Carnoustie MASSIF

Finray wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

'a friend'

DonFck wrote:

Yes, "your friend". Sure.
This.

Also ask Cammy, he had the clap once.
No, I didn't. How many times do I have to tell you?
CC-Marley
Member
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DesertFox- wrote:

Based on Seinfeld, I think "your friend" has gonorrhea.
or uromisotisis.

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