10 things you should never say to a man.

2009-06-02 05:53:12

#1

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6212|Catherine Black

My girlfriend does this one all the damn time

1) "That looks cute."

For the most part, men hate cute. We don't want to hear about it, we don't want to see it, and we sure as hell don't want to be it. If we come down stairs after getting dressed and you tell us we look cute, there's a 100 per cent chance we're changing. We're supposed to be your protector, your rock, and cute does not fit into that picture.

The other 9

2009-06-02 06:02:14

#2

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6814

Meh, girlfriends mean it well. Usually.

2009-06-02 06:06:53

#3

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7097|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Never ask a gay man:

Do you want me to push your stool in?

2009-06-02 06:13:10

#4

Gawwad: My way or Haddaway!; +212|7109|Espoo, Finland

Finray you cutie! aaw

2009-06-02 07:12:20

#5

Agent_Dung_Bomb: Member; +302|7160|Salt Lake City

They missed one.

"Is it in yet?"

2009-06-02 07:23:37

#6

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7051|UK

"What are you thinking?"

2009-06-02 07:27:51

#7

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7021|Seattle

Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:
They missed one.

"Is it in yet?"

Hmmm... never heard that one before personally

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2009-06-02 09:03:45

#8

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6826|dm_maidenhead

"I'm breaking up with you for someone else after a year and a day of going out"

Yeah that one is always fun.

2009-06-02 09:33:02

#9

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6554|Carnoustie MASSIF

3) "It's just a game."

Actually, it's not just a game. Sports are a major part of our lives and the outcome has as much to do with our mood as just about anything else. Is it fair? No. Is it right? No. Is it immature? Maybe. But it's life. Sometimes we just care too much. We understand that it doesn't make sense, but you should be happy that we're that passionate about something. Telling us that "it's just a game" is like us telling you that Oprah's just a talk show host.

Bingo.

2009-06-02 10:03:01

#10

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6897|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Which dress do you like better.

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

This one's a weekly pain in the ass. Why do they make us choose? WHY??!!? Our opinion doesn't matter in the end anyways so why bother asking in the first place...

2009-06-02 10:29:48

#11

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,991|7056|949

#11. Oh by the way, I cut off your penis while you were sleeping.

2009-06-02 10:45:58

#12

trex1210: I am Canadian; +72|6682|B.C. Canada

# 10 every fucking day! I just want to drop kick my girl and throw her out the window! What ever I say she bitches about.

2009-06-02 10:48:11

#13

bennisboy: Member; +829|7070|Poundland

I hate it with a passion when my gf calls me cute, n she jsut doesnt get it!

2009-06-02 11:00:13

#14

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6750|England

Yeh get number 1 all the time

http://soundcloud.com/csanva

2009-06-02 11:04:10

#15

Amdi Peter: peut-être; +111|5972|paris

I love the word cute.

2009-06-02 11:22:00

#16

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6554|Carnoustie MASSIF

Amdi Peter wrote:
I love the word cute.

cuz you're a girl.

no
wait.

FUCKING HOMO

2009-06-02 11:24:21

#17

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6913|Gogledd Cymru

Amdi Peter wrote:
I love the word cute.

You're neither man nor woman though...

2009-06-02 11:25:50

#18

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6897|6 6 4 oh, I forget

8 is wrong. It should be; Are you going to wear that? Said with the tune we all know... I feel spikes exiting my spine when it comes to clothing dilemmas caused by the woman.

2009-06-02 11:26:32

#19

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|6122

Lt.Jensen go cut yourself and post more on message boards about how you're going to 'end your life.' Its funny watching you do that, since we all know that you're too much of a pussy to do so.

That had to be said and I'm pretty sure I wasn't the only one thinking about that, lol.

2009-06-02 15:15:08

#20

Jasp: Bongabilla; +171|7086|The Outer Circle

Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:
They missed one.

"Is it in yet?"

and "already?"

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/11882/holteendersig2.jpg

https://forums.bf2s.com/img/avatars/11508.gif

2009-06-02 15:16:20

#21

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6212|Catherine Black

12/f/taiwan wrote:
Lt.Jensen go cut yourself and post more on message boards about how you're going to 'end your life.' Its funny watching you do that, since we all know that you're too much of a pussy to do so.

That had to be said and I'm pretty sure I wasn't the only one thinking about that, lol.

No you 100% were not the only one.

2009-06-02 15:16:43

#22

SamBo:D: Banned; +236|5921|England

12/f/taiwan wrote:
Lt.Jensen go cut yourself and post more on message boards about how you're going to 'end your life.' Its funny watching you do that, since we all know that you're too much of a pussy to do so.

That had to be said and I'm pretty sure I wasn't the only one thinking about that, lol.

lol'd

2009-06-02 15:38:44

#23

Jennnnni: <3; +18|5926|Scotland UK

To number one...
Stop moaning and be greatful you're actually getting a compliment

2009-06-02 15:51:13

#24

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7024|132 and Bush

King_County_Downy wrote:
Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:
They missed one.

"Is it in yet?"
Hmmm... never heard that one before personally

Probably cause they cant stop laughing.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-06-02 15:51:23

#25

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,991|7056|949

Jennnnni wrote:
To number one...
Stop moaning and be greatful you're actually getting a compliment

Seriously...with that faux emo hair and horrendous Scottish genes you should be lucky you weren't thrown back into Loch Ness.

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