BF2S Injuries Thread

2009-06-08 23:11:44

#126

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6891|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Kmarion wrote:
I was talking about surgery. Didn't you say you had it?

Oh, right. Didn't read with thought, have been working here on the side That still sounds weird that they went in from your stomach. I guess your booboo is different to my booboo. Messing around with your organs. In my case they pulled muscles out of place from my spine with some special pliers. Took a good two-three months for them to retract after tghe surgery. The disc that causes problems is ruptured and it's leaking fluid on the nerves which causes the pain. They have removed the fluid two times now. I asked them to put a titanium disc instead of the organ one, but they refused. If there's going to be a next time, I'll either make them put a new disc in there or suck the disc out and bolt the vertebra pieces. Latter one will make my spine more stiff but I don't care since it already is quite anti flexible.

Damn. We're two broken guys

2009-06-08 23:19:46

#127

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7018|132 and Bush

Ultrafunkula wrote:
Damn. We're two broken guys

no kiddin..lol. I actually opted out of the surgery and went with alternative treatment. I've had some success with it. I still offered to give the nurse a semen sample but she wouldn't hold still.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-06-08 23:35:10

#128

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6823|NSW, Australia

i got bit by a small dog when i was walking home from school one day, little fucker jumps out of nowhere and latches onto my ankle.

true story bro.

2009-06-08 23:37:24

#129

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7018|132 and Bush

I got bit by a pit bull (a vet owned it) jumping out of a UPS truck one day on my forearm. It swelled up so bad it looked like I had half of a baseball was on top of my forearm. Gotta couple paid days off though

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-06-08 23:39:45

#130

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6891|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Kmarion wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
Damn. We're two broken guys
no kiddin..lol. I actually opted out of the surgery and went with alternative treatment. I've had some success with it. I still offered to give the nurse a semen sample but she wouldn't hold still.

I tried all sorts of witchdoctors with massage, acupuncture, physiotherapy, chiropractor but all I got was a relaxed body almost shitting myself
Then came the knife and fix0rd me. The docs gave two options. Either the disc is dislocated or it's fractured and ofcourse it was the worse option. Buuut what the hell. I'll live.

2009-06-08 23:43:34

#131

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7018|132 and Bush

This was mostly medication to treat the pain temporarily and various excersises. I had two surgeries prior to this (knee and elbow). They were never the same. So I opted to do surgery as a very last resort. I've read lots of books on the subject.

This one REALLY opened my eyes: http://www.amazon.com/Ive-Got-Your-Back … 0451220218
In 19 out of 20 cases there is an alternative to back surgery.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-06-08 23:53:37

#132

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6891|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Kmarion wrote:
This was mostly medication to treat the pain temporarily and various excersises. I had two surgeries prior to this (knee and elbow). They were never the same. So I opted to do surgery as a very last resort. I've read lots of books on the subject.

This one REALLY opened my eyes: http://www.amazon.com/Ive-Got-Your-Back … 0451220218
In 19 out of 20 cases there is an alternative to back surgery.

That book would be interesting reading since it has something about disc replacement. Won't buy it tho, since I can't even watch House without subs I won't understand dick about the medical jargon. Hehe, I remember before the second surgery I got some painkillers that effect the central nerve system. I knew I was in pain but I felt it quite differently. Was totally tripping and my articulation was sllllloooowwwww aaannndddd cclllleeeeaaaarrrr. It was fucking annoying I knew way in advance what sounds are about to come out of my mouth after I had given the order to speak. My boss had a laugh or fifty. First one was obviously; "damn man, I can finally understand what you're saying, don't stop eating those pills!" Jerk

2009-06-09 00:38:08

#133

Hope_is_lost117: Psy squad; +49|6413|Belgium

Had my left ring finger semi-crushed under a pneumatic lift when I was younger (luckily still quite young) had to wear a Iron bent rod or something like it and I could feel my pulse in the finger sometimes when it was broken was a funny feeling

2009-11-11 19:35:38

#134

[HOF]Mercenary: o_O; +53|6596

HOLY REVIVE BATMAN!
Sorry for reviving an old thread, but if I make a new one some jackass will inevitably link back to this one.

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Guess how?

2009-11-11 19:46:09

#135

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6914

it was a drinking accident?
(btw, Holy Revive Batman!)

no, that's not it - you was shooting a gun, weren't you?

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2009-11-11 20:29:06

#136

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,822|6523|eXtreme to the maX

Facepalm whilst holding beer bottle?

Bitchslapped by your little sister?

Fuck Israel

2009-11-11 21:09:10

#137

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7192|Noizyland

Wear an eyepatch. Yarrr.

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2009-11-11 21:25:14

#138

Stubbee: Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts; +223|7160|Reality

Obviously from your picture you were stoned out of your mind and tried to look up Scary Spice's dress

The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'

2009-11-11 21:50:23

#139

El Beardo: steel woolly mammoth; +150|6137|Gulf Coast

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obviously

Important

2009-11-11 23:07:10

#140

KuSTaV: noice; +947|6929|Gold Coast

On April fools 2005 I was asked to go Ice skating. Deciding to actually go outside (among the ridecule of friends saying I never go anywhere), I think to myself before "shit, what if something serious happens?" Fuck you, Murphy. At approximately 10:30 to 10:45 am, one of my friends decided it'd be fun to chase me. Giving me a slight nudge (whilest skating mind you), I fell over and my left leg went under my right, with my left foot deciding to go into an unnatural position. Fuck. That hurt.

Lying down, I couldnt skate. Friends thought I was having them on, and then I told them to fuck off and help me get back to the side of the ice skating circle oval thing, since I was lying on my back, freezing my ass off. They helped me get over, and I just sat and took the skates off. Fucking ankle felt funny.... didnt think it was broken.. might have strained it or something. The owner of the place comes over, seeing me injured, lookes at my ankle and says "you know we're not liable for this" or something along those lines. Wanker! Saying yeah, fuck off mate, I waited patiently until a friend got his mum to pick us up (we were 13).

She took me home, didnt see the doctor until a week later... got x-rays a few days later, saw the doc a few days after that... and found out my ankle was broken in a number of places which required 2 pins be inserted. Fuckin surgery.

Some surgeons like to keep them in forever, but mine took them out nearly 2 years ago now.... got stitches out on my 16th birthday. I had those fuckers in for nearly 3 years.

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noice

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2009-11-11 23:09:19

#141

tazz.: oz.; +1,339|6592|Sydney | ♥

damn.

I had an op on my wrist, which i royally fucked.

didnt need pins tho.

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2009-11-11 23:17:16

#142

bakinacake: HA HA; +383|6403|Aus, Qld

Had a mole removed, thought to be cancerous, turned out it wasn't. Then proceeded to pull stitches, so ive got an epic hole in my chest

2009-11-12 03:51:12

#143

Brasso: member; +1,549|7048

KuSTaV wrote:
On April fools 2005 I was asked to go Ice skating. Deciding to actually go outside (among the ridecule of friends saying I never go anywhere), I think to myself before "shit, what if something serious happens?" Fuck you, Murphy. At approximately 10:30 to 10:45 am, one of my friends decided it'd be fun to chase me. Giving me a slight nudge (whilest skating mind you), I fell over and my left leg went under my right, with my left foot deciding to go into an unnatural position. Fuck. That hurt.

Lying down, I couldnt skate. Friends thought I was having them on, and then I told them to fuck off and help me get back to the side of the ice skating circle oval thing, since I was lying on my back, freezing my ass off. They helped me get over, and I just sat and took the skates off. Fucking ankle felt funny.... didnt think it was broken.. might have strained it or something. The owner of the place comes over, seeing me injured, lookes at my ankle and says "you know we're not liable for this" or something along those lines. Wanker! Saying yeah, fuck off mate, I waited patiently until a friend got his mum to pick us up (we were 13).

She took me home, didnt see the doctor until a week later... got x-rays a few days later, saw the doc a few days after that... and found out my ankle was broken in a number of places which required 2 pins be inserted. Fuckin surgery.

Some surgeons like to keep them in forever, but mine took them out nearly 2 years ago now.... got stitches out on my 16th birthday. I had those fuckers in for nearly 3 years.

there's ice skating in australia?

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2009-11-12 04:01:19

#144

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,822|6523|eXtreme to the maX

There's skiing too.

Fuck Israel

2009-11-12 04:04:51

#145

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6743|England

bakinacake wrote:
Had a mole removed, thought to be cancerous, turned out it wasn't. Then proceeded to pull stitches, so ive got an epic hole in my chest

My friend had that on his back. He has a huge scar.

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2009-11-12 20:42:51

#146

[HOF]Mercenary: o_O; +53|6596

Dilbert_X wrote:
Facepalm whilst holding beer bottle?

Bitchslapped by your little sister?

burnzz wrote:
it was a drinking accident?
(btw, Holy Revive Batman!)

no, that's not it - you was shooting a gun, weren't you?

Actually probably the stupidest inury ever. Some punkass kid threw a brick at me. His aim was good. I was with my brother and two friends. The kid got fucked up. Bad.

Ty wrote:
Wear an eyepatch. Yarrr.

I did, for a couple days. But then decided it is more badass to show the injury. Though to be honest, getting hurt in a fight doesn't really make anyone badass.

2009-11-12 20:57:08

#147

C0Ry<3: Stop Simping; +11|5728|$

I was at a party at my girlfriends house and her dad has a collection of swords.. sounds pretty bad already huh? lol Yeah, well we were all drinking and I was sitting on this wooden chair and he was talking to me with a sword in his hand scaring the shit out of me telling me if I hurt his daughters heart, he'd fuck me up. He went to get the sword stuck in the arm rest and he missed and it landed on the top of my hand, It opened up real good but hardly bleed, It was a very deep cut, I almost passed out from being drunk already and from the look of it. I went to the hospital and lied for him so he wouldn't be in jail for assault or attempted murder or some shit, I got 5 stitches on the inside to stitch the muscle back together and 6 stitches on the outside to close the hole, he wants me to marry his daughter now. lol Got a pretty good scar from it. Good times.

2009-11-12 21:02:28

#148

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6914

C0Ry<3 wrote:
to close the hole,

that's as far as i would go, with a f-i-l like that. i got rock salt embedded in my back and ass from climbing out some chick's window . . .

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