I can't take a shit if I hear people talking or if I know people are in audible distance of hearing the plop. I have a real fear of people listening too, you never know if someone's creeped down and has their ear against the wall.
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Have you ever had anyone do that? I mean seriously. If a friend is outside the door trying to hear the plop, you need new friends.Hakei wrote:
I can't take a shit if I hear people talking or if I know people are in audible distance of hearing the plop. I have a real fear of people listening too, you never know if someone's creeped down and has their ear against the wall.
"The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation" - Barack Obama (a freshman senator from Illinios)
Nobody shits
You are the only person who does it
You should feel bad for doing so
You bad person
You are the only person who does it
You should feel bad for doing so
You bad person
So what if they are listening to you?Hakei wrote:
I can't take a shit if I hear people talking or if I know people are in audible distance of hearing the plop. I have a real fear of people listening too, you never know if someone's creeped down and has their ear against the wall.
It's not some fuckin weird disease that faggots catch, everyone does it
1: Put paper in the bowlHakei wrote:
I can't take a shit if I hear people talking or if I know people are in audible distance of hearing the plop. I have a real fear of people listening too, you never know if someone's creeped down and has their ear against the wall.
2: Shit
3: Hear no noise
4: ???????
5: Profit!!
FP, at your conundrum, a dump only bathroom is a fucking fantastic idea. If you are on a single level flat/house. Having to rush up the stairs to take a shit when the bottom bathroom is empty could get annoying.
Apart from the fact that most of my dumps take =< 30 seconds. (Am I the only one?)
Regarding the girl, though, girls don't like people knowing they poo. It's a girl thing. You probably shouldn't have told her about the dumps only bathroom in the first place, and you might not have this problem.
Tell her she can do whatever she wants in whatever toilet she wants, and she should be fine.
Should..
so what if two of you wanna take a dump at the same time?
tell your gf you can hear her farts through the door, that'll mess her pink little world
tell your gf you can hear her farts through the door, that'll mess her pink little world
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I went to the loo at work the other day.oug wrote:
so what if two of you wanna take a dump at the same time?
tell your gf you can hear her farts through the door, that'll mess her pink little world
I came out and he said could you here us? I said no and he said well we could hear you and laughed at me. I farted next to him all day.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhahahahahaha
Dude, every time you take a dump at work make very loud groaning noises. Really loud.Adams_BJ wrote:
I went to the loo at work the other day.oug wrote:
so what if two of you wanna take a dump at the same time?
tell your gf you can hear her farts through the door, that'll mess her pink little world
I came out and he said could you here us? I said no and he said well we could hear you and laughed at me. I farted next to him all day.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
i want to see macbeth and fancy post at the same time
i don't think the forum could handle that much douche storytelling in such a small time frame
Ok maybe I'm being abit hard on Bollocks, he made some good posts back in the day
Ok maybe I'm being abit hard on Bollocks, he made some good posts back in the day
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Macbeth got nothing on Fancy, Fancy's shenanigans are cheeky and fun, Macbeth's are cruel and tragic, which makes them not really shenanigans at all.
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posting in Fancy's return thread
And ... Women...
And ... Women...
Return thread?Hope_is_lost117 wrote:
posting in Fancy's return thread
And ... Women...
It's been a while since he posted here no ?FFLink13 wrote:
Return thread?Hope_is_lost117 wrote:
posting in Fancy's return thread
And ... Women...
no.Hope_is_lost117 wrote:
posting in Fancy's return thread
And ... Women...
its not fancy until macbeth and fancy are logged on at the same time.
Yes it is, but how does that make this a return thread? I'm sure this has been going on for a couple of years, now.Hope_is_lost117 wrote:
It's been a while since he posted here no ?FFLink13 wrote:
Return thread?Hope_is_lost117 wrote:
posting in Fancy's return thread
And ... Women...
@marine we were.
Not now, though.
Take a giant shit in the "No dumps" bathroom. Don't flush.
Have your girlfriend come over...blind-fold her and tell her you have a surprise to show her.
Lead her to the dumped-in "No dump" bathroom, and stand her next to the toilet.
Quickly remove the blind-fold and yell "Surpriiiiiise!!!!" (Don't wait too long or she'll figure it out and ruin it!)
If you really want to do it right, put up some party decorations and the like. Maybe a "Now open for business" sign. Women love attention to details like that.
Have your girlfriend come over...blind-fold her and tell her you have a surprise to show her.
Lead her to the dumped-in "No dump" bathroom, and stand her next to the toilet.
Quickly remove the blind-fold and yell "Surpriiiiiise!!!!" (Don't wait too long or she'll figure it out and ruin it!)
If you really want to do it right, put up some party decorations and the like. Maybe a "Now open for business" sign. Women love attention to details like that.
But, and correct me if I'm wrong, women don't really like poo.-CARNIFEX-[LOC] wrote:
Take a giant shit in the "No dumps" bathroom. Don't flush.
Have your girlfriend come over...blind-fold her and tell her you have a surprise to show her.
Lead her to the dumped-in "No dump" bathroom, and stand her next to the toilet.
Quickly remove the blind-fold and yell "Surpriiiiiise!!!!" (Don't wait too long or she'll figure it out and ruin it!)
If you really want to do it right, put up some party decorations and the like. Maybe a "Now open for business" sign. Women love attention to details like that.
It depends how much she's into you, really.Sydney wrote:
But, and correct me if I'm wrong, women don't really like poo.-CARNIFEX-[LOC] wrote:
Take a giant shit in the "No dumps" bathroom. Don't flush.
Have your girlfriend come over...blind-fold her and tell her you have a surprise to show her.
Lead her to the dumped-in "No dump" bathroom, and stand her next to the toilet.
Quickly remove the blind-fold and yell "Surpriiiiiise!!!!" (Don't wait too long or she'll figure it out and ruin it!)
If you really want to do it right, put up some party decorations and the like. Maybe a "Now open for business" sign. Women love attention to details like that.
(lol)
Fact: Girls don't shit
I've seen a video that proves you wrong.Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
Fact: Girls don't shit
What has been seen can sadly not be unseenFFLink13 wrote:
I've seen a video that proves you wrong.Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
Fact: Girls don't shit
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