Fast track to being a bad neighbor

2009-06-18 09:38:24

#1

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6952|Global Command

Buy a chihuahua.

It is just an instant quality of life wrecker for your neighbors.

Oh how I imagine getting in a ninja suit and hoping the fence at night to crush it's skull with a hammer.

The fucking pathetic people, god, how in the hell can you sit there letting that little piece of shit go off at 6 p.m.? How in the hell can you sleep with that thing going off at 6 a.m.?

We used to have our windows open at night but now they have to remain closed and hence, more air conditioner is used, so it is actually costing me money.

I calmly asked my wife if I could make it disappear last night and I don't think she took me seriously.

2009-06-18 09:39:24

#2

Swan: The town bike; +54|5870

steak+bleach tbh

2009-06-18 09:39:54

#3

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6960|Long Island, New York

all yapper dogs do that...my yorkie never SHUTS THE FUCK UP when we're eating

and then my mom panders to her and gives her scraps and she'll just keep barking

2009-06-18 09:41:17

#4

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6952|Global Command

JimSwanson wrote:
steak+bleach tbh

Do tell.

Is it traceable?

I was thinking of abducting it, disemboweling it and leaving a little pile of intestines in their yard as that is all that is left when a coyote eats a family pet.

For some reason, coyotes don't eat this certain large organ from the guts. And we have lots of coyotes.

2009-06-18 09:48:21

#5

JahManRed: wank; +646|7050|IRELAND

We had the same problem a few years ago. Some fucking lap dog my mums next door neighbour had, that yapped from 5am to dark. Got into our back field on on of the few chances it was let outta its cage, so we shot it and buried it where it fell. Problem solved, was on our land after all. Ahhhh the laws of the country.
In fairness, its usually the owners fault. Lock a dog up all day and do fuck all with it and it will yap. Probably should have shot the owner. But, what can you do.

2009-06-18 09:49:36

#6

coke: Aye up duck!; +440|7131|England. Stoke

Normally I would never advocate cruelty to animals particularly dogs, however in my eyes this little bastard creatures are neither and are more like the spawn of a retarded Satan...
Therefore I wholeheartedly back your plan of disembowelment!

2009-06-18 09:50:15

#7

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6952|Global Command

If I kill the dog I may get prison time for it.

Still...might be worth it.

2009-06-18 09:51:14

#8

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7043|London, England

You do all that hunting shit and other inane outdoor activities right, you're more than qualified to take it out and then throw it off a cliff or something

2009-06-18 09:52:08

#9

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6960|Long Island, New York

you just hate them because they're mexican dogs, Mr. Grape

2009-06-18 09:54:11

#10

Swan: The town bike; +54|5870

Poseidon wrote:
you just hate them because they're mexican dogs, Mr. Grape

racism reported

2009-06-18 09:55:10

#11

CC-Marley: Member; +407|7251

JimSwanson wrote:
steak+bleach tbh

Fuck you. Nothing worse than a pathetic human that kills/hurts a dog. On your way to be a Jeffrey Dahmer.

2009-06-18 09:55:44

#12

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6952|Global Command

A while back my wife suggested getting a yorky and I immediantly got a divorce lawyer.

So no, I think it's not the mexican factor. In fact, I shall be departing soon to go eat mexican food and that proves I am not a rassist ( as the mexicans pronounce it ).

2009-06-18 09:56:40

#13

Swan: The town bike; +54|5870

CC-Marley wrote:
JimSwanson wrote:
steak+bleach tbh
Fuck you. Nothing worse than a pathetic human that kills/hurts a dog. On your way to be a Jeffrey Dahmer.

If a dog kills a human, is the dog then pathetic?

2009-06-18 09:57:54

#14

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6960|Long Island, New York

ATG wrote:
A while back my wife suggested getting a yorky and I immediantly got a divorce lawyer.

So no, I think it's not the mexican factor. In fact, I shall be departing soon to go eat mexican food and that proves I am not a rassist ( as the mexicans pronounce it ).

i've had mine for 6 years now...seriously, no go, turn back now, travelling, foul, technical, don't do it captain

if you ever want a dog...get a german shepherd

2009-06-18 09:58:26

#15

CC-Marley: Member; +407|7251

No, just YOU!

2009-06-18 10:05:19

#16

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7202|Great Brown North

get a beagle!

i <3 beagles

2009-06-18 10:10:37

#17

Swan: The town bike; +54|5870

krazed wrote:
get a beagle!

i <3 beagles

They are good dogs. I still <3 German Shepards best, I have 3 of them,

2009-06-18 10:23:13

#18

CC-Marley: Member; +407|7251

krazed wrote:
get a beagle!

i <3 beagles

Rotties FTW
Kyppa

https://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a278/CC-Marley/me059.jpg

2009-06-18 10:25:49

#19

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6422|Vortex Ring State

krazed wrote:
get a beagle!

i <3 beagles

^QFT.

Seriously though, my neighbor has a well-trained chihuahua, and it's like she dosen't even have a dog. Seriously.

2009-06-18 10:27:34

#20

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6211|Catherine Black

Molly will yap but tell her to shut up and she'll stop. The only thing she's obedient about ^^

2009-06-18 10:28:10

#21

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7043|London, England

all dogs are loud smelly beasts

2009-06-18 10:31:56

#22

Aries_37: arrivederci frog; +368|6998|London

Mekstizzle wrote:
all dogs are loud smelly beasts

true story

in fact i hate pets in general, tried to keep goldfish once but they killed each other

2009-06-18 10:34:06

#23

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6893

My dad used to keep Rhodesian Ridgebacks, beautiful dogs, really quite rare over here too... or at least in the South-West.

Fuck yappers, unless you're a ditzy socialite, why would you want a fashion-accessory pet?

https://www.breederretriever.com/photopost/data/555/rhodesian_ridgeback_a_pups_.jpg

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2009-06-18 10:35:37

#24

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|7054|New Hampshire, USA

Get a sheltie IMO best damn dogs ever. Never bark either

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2009-06-18 10:36:12

#25

Bertster7: Confused Pothead; +1,101|7004|SE London

Tiny noisy dogs are annoying little fuckers.

Get some livestock. I dunno about there, but here, it's legal to shoot dogs who are "worrying" your livestock. Get a few chickens (only hens, otherwise you'll have even more noise to worry about), you'll have fresh eggs and you can gradually eat them all till you have none left.

Problem solved.

Alternatively just talk to your neighbours about it.....

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