ask cougar dead nice.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Then i'd have to log onto trackr.
Sounds like a problem with the owners, not the dog.
Not all small dogs are annoying btw. Depends on the breed and the owner. I have a Jack Russell, well trained, obedient and intelligent.
Rarely barks unless on command. Got a German Koolie pup and a young Australian Cattle Dog too. Fuck me Koolies come out in some weird colours though. We got lucky, solid chocolate brown coat.
Sadly his eyes are a pale greenish-yellowish-grey hue. So when he looks at you tis a bit weird.
Not all small dogs are annoying btw. Depends on the breed and the owner. I have a Jack Russell, well trained, obedient and intelligent.
Rarely barks unless on command. Got a German Koolie pup and a young Australian Cattle Dog too. Fuck me Koolies come out in some weird colours though. We got lucky, solid chocolate brown coat.
Sadly his eyes are a pale greenish-yellowish-grey hue. So when he looks at you tis a bit weird.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
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Isn't an overly noisy dog disturbing the peace? Or, couldn't you call the cops on a noise complaint? Considering what you described in the OP I would certainly say this classifies as such.
Alternatively, assuming you've talked to them about the noisy dog, start playing loud noises in your home / yard at odd hours and see if the neighbor complains. Then point out to the neighbor their dog has been making the same noises at the same hours, that you feel the same way about their dog that they feel about your music, and that they need to muzzle the mutt or keep it indoors.
My rule of thumb on a dog is that if it can catch a frisbee or is larger than the frisbee then it stays. All others are a waste of genetic material and serve only as doorstops or bait for snakes on a plane.
Alternatively, assuming you've talked to them about the noisy dog, start playing loud noises in your home / yard at odd hours and see if the neighbor complains. Then point out to the neighbor their dog has been making the same noises at the same hours, that you feel the same way about their dog that they feel about your music, and that they need to muzzle the mutt or keep it indoors.
My rule of thumb on a dog is that if it can catch a frisbee or is larger than the frisbee then it stays. All others are a waste of genetic material and serve only as doorstops or bait for snakes on a plane.
One of my teacher's told me a really great story small dogs and the disposal thereof. So his girlfriend's best friend had this tea-cup (breed to be unnaturally small) dog, I forgot the exact breed, called Buttercup. The chick worshiped the dog, she would carry it around everywhere in this S.P.E.C.I.A.L. handbag meant for these dogs. Of course being a small dog it barks all the time. So one day my teacher and his gf were having pizza with the gf's friend and she brought the dog. As usual the dog wouldn't shut up so my teacher ripped the peperoni off his pizza and fed it to the dog. A week or so later his gf came to his apartment and was all sad and shit. She told it that Buttercup died horribly and her friend was all distraught. My teacher was worried that the peperoni killed it so he asked if it died of something stomach related, and his gf tells him that it died really horribly. My teacher's first thought was since the thing lives in a bag, it might have jumped out of its bag and gotten trampled (the chick lives in Manhattan, which isn't kind to small, easily crushed things) she said no, it was worse. He then asked if it jumped into the trash compactor, she said no, it was worse than that. As it turns out the dog was taken up to Vermont or some shit. It was let out to play outside, and since it lived in a bag and when it wasn't in the bag it was in a Manhattan apartment, it went insane and started barking like crazy. The chick then gets a phone call and when she reaches for her phone, it instantly stops, she then looks to she wat happen and shes a falcon swooping away with a bloody mess in its talons, no buttercup to be found.
tl;dr
Falcons are awesome.
tl;dr
Falcons are awesome.
Yep, just get one of these and your dog problems are solved:DoctaStrangelove wrote:
Falcons are awesome.
I think hes even given up on that site.
I live next door to chavs who spend there life in the garden, i know how you feel. There slightly more annoying though as they have a volume contol on there "noise".
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I sympathize your pain ATG. I have a neighbour that has this shit-mouthed dog that barks at 11:30 at night and 5:00 in the morning. Inside their house, and they can't bother to shut it up. How the hell can people live like that? Fuck me.
I hate chihuahuas because of that gayass movie that I was forced to watch with the family.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
The gayest movie I've ever watched was The Life of War Man.War Man wrote:
I hate chihuahuas because of that gayass movie that I was forced to watch with the family.
my neighbors have one of those little chihuahua pieces of shit. It always used to bark at me whenever i used to walk out my front door. One day when they weren't there the little fucker was yapping at me when i was cleaning my truck, so i went over and grabbed it by the leg and brought it back over to my yard, and held the hose in its face for about 10 minuites straight while yelling SHUT THE FUCK UP in its face and then put it back. It never barks at me anymore lolololol.
Must of been someelse. I don't recall a movie about me.DoctaStrangelove wrote:
The gayest movie I've ever watched was The Life of War Man.War Man wrote:
I hate chihuahuas because of that gayass movie that I was forced to watch with the family.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
You liked it.War Man wrote:
I hate chihuahuas because of that gayass movie that I was forced to watch with the family.
Trust me, it was boring and stupid as hell. I don't think I laughed at anything in the movie at all.Ryan wrote:
You liked it.War Man wrote:
I hate chihuahuas because of that gayass movie that I was forced to watch with the family.
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The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
on the plus side, small dogs fly farther.
good luck
good luck
Lies! My parents' sheltie is perhaps the most annoying dog in the world...maybe it's just a freak of nature though. I'd buy that too...-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
Get a sheltie IMO best damn dogs ever. Never bark either
@ATG, just sneak over and leave their front gate open so the dog "escapes" and then it isn't your fault if it gets hit by a car or eaten by a coyote. Problem solved
Serious Flex
Best idea so far tbh.eskimo_sammyjoe wrote:
@ATG, just sneak over and leave their front gate open so the dog "escapes" and then it isn't your fault if it gets hit by a car or eaten by a coyote. Problem solved
Seriously ATG tell them to get the dog to shut up before it drives you over the edge. It doesn't take much to teach dogs behavior, even small ones.
Buy them one of those electric bark collars if you must.
Buy them one of those electric bark collars if you must.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
sue 'em for the additional expense on your utility bill and wear and tear on your HVAC system. or poison the dog with antifreeze.
Ask them nicely to make him shut up, if it does not work, just open the fence and pray for him to go bark somewhere else.ATG wrote:
Best idea so far tbh.eskimo_sammyjoe wrote:
@ATG, just sneak over and leave their front gate open so the dog "escapes" and then it isn't your fault if it gets hit by a car or eaten by a coyote. Problem solved
too bad nobody did that to you when you were a crying baby...eskimo_sammyjoe wrote:
@ATG, just sneak over and leave their front gate open so the dog "escapes" and then it isn't your fault if it gets hit by a car or eaten by a coyote. Problem solved
I'd drop-kick that little cunt and see how far I can kick it.
ya sure you would. tough guy. war man jrSirSchloppy wrote:
I'd drop-kick that little cunt and see how far I can kick it.
Shut up marine. You dolt.usmarine wrote:
ya sure you would. tough guy. war man jrSirSchloppy wrote:
I'd drop-kick that little cunt and see how far I can kick it.