RIP Billy Mays, you were an infomercial God among men

2009-06-28 16:16:49

#76

ICCULUS: Free Sam, Ban Finray.; +418|5845|Athens, GA

Kmarion wrote:
usmarine wrote:
Kmarion wrote:
cant go more than three days without itchn like a mah fucka
true. very true.
got fuckin dog hair n shit caught up in it.

pussies

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this is sarcasm. please dont report me, marine

2009-06-28 16:20:56

#77

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7022|132 and Bush

ph1shman420 wrote:
Kmarion wrote:
usmarine wrote:
true. very true.
got fuckin dog hair n shit caught up in it.
pussies

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this is sarcasm. please dont report me, marine

speakin of.. dont plan on gettin anywhere near one with those facial spikes.. lest she be into torture

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-06-28 16:22:04

#78

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7195|Noizyland

Holy fuck Vince Offer killed Billy Mays!

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2009-06-28 16:22:58

#79

ColCarnage: taw; +283|6016

Ty wrote:
Holy fuck Vince Offer killed Billy Mays!

2009-06-28 16:24:29

#80

Ajax_the_Great1: Dropped on request; +206|7067

I hated that guys commercials. STOP WITH THE FUCKING SHOUTING!

2009-06-28 16:25:56

#81

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6950|Global Command

RIP. And condolences.

I thought he was a terrible sales person and instantly changed the channel anytime he came on.

2009-06-28 16:28:12

#82

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7022|132 and Bush

ATG wrote:
RIP. And condolences.

I thought he was a terrible sales person and instantly changed the channel anytime he came on.

He sold me oxiclean.

He was on a local show (he lived sorta nearby). ... He was talking about how he had just signed to do some taco bell ads.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-06-28 16:32:40

#83

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6950|Global Command

Well, I for one will not miss his pitch.

The dude couldn't sell me a drink of water in the desert.

2009-06-28 16:32:48

#84

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7135|Purplicious Wisconsin

Kmarion wrote:
ATG wrote:
RIP. And condolences.

I thought he was a terrible sales person and instantly changed the channel anytime he came on.
He sold me oxiclean.

He was on a local show (he lived sorta nearby). ... He was talking about how he had just signed to do some taco bell ads.

Haha i can just imagine "Hi, Billy Mays here with the new the new Taco Supreme. " This taco is like no other, and it gets rid of your hunger in one bite." etc.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2009-06-28 16:33:15

#85

Reciprocity: Member; +721|7002|the dank(super) side of Oregon

so i'm guessing a sports personality is next. Charles Barkley, John Madden, OJ. we'll see.

2009-06-28 16:34:09

#86

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7022|132 and Bush

ATG wrote:
Well, I for one will not miss his pitch.

The dude couldn't sell me a drink of water in the desert.

this was years ago.. when it first came out.. I ended up hating the way he projected his voice.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-06-28 16:35:02

#87

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7022|132 and Bush

Reciprocity wrote:
so i'm guessing a sports personality is next. Charles Barkley, John Madden, OJ. we'll see.

Does the magic fingers guy count as sports?

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-06-28 16:40:59

#88

Noobpatty: ʎʇʇɐdqoou; +194|6775|West NY

Come back Billy Mays
Wow I turned on the TV today and it was all like "Breaking news! Billy Mays has been found dead in his home" blah dee blah blah and then it was all like "K BACK TO MIKUL JACKSUN LAWL"

I now consider this the "Remembering Billy Mays" thread.

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^^^ 1:04

2009-06-28 16:52:57

#89

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6950|Global Command

Billy was no MJ.

2009-06-28 16:54:16

#90

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7183

ATG wrote:
Billy was no MJ.

true...he wasnt a pill popper apparently.

2009-06-28 16:57:13

#91

ICCULUS: Free Sam, Ban Finray.; +418|5845|Athens, GA

we have to get more replies here than he mj thread

gogogo

2009-06-28 17:00:43

#92

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7183

ph1shman420 wrote:
we have to get more replies here than he mj thread

gogogo

mighty mend it bitch

2009-06-28 17:12:45

#93

ICCULUS: Free Sam, Ban Finray.; +418|5845|Athens, GA

i bought some oxi clean back in the day when i spilled red wine in my car. it worked thankfully

2009-06-28 17:36:37

#94

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7183

if billy mays was in "the patriot," he would have pwned the british by himself.

2009-06-28 17:44:12

#95

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6399|Blue Mountain State

Billy Mays was a straight savage.

https://www.itwirx.com/other/hksignature.jpg

Baba Booey

2009-06-28 17:44:21

#96

Catbox: forgiveness; +505|7137

His best commercials...lol

They say he was in the plane on Sat that had a hard landing in Fla...wonder if that contributed to his death?

Billys Blue Balls...lmao

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Love is the answer

2009-06-28 17:45:26

#97

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6399|Blue Mountain State

[TUF]Catbox wrote:
His best commercials...lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4a4O7kXQo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOmvdeNa67E

They say he was in the plane on Sat that had a hard landing in Fla...wonder if that contributed to his death?

They said a piece of luggage hit him on the head pretty good......

Baba Booey

2009-06-28 17:45:33

#98

Reciprocity: Member; +721|7002|the dank(super) side of Oregon

it's been said before, but, my god, what a magnificent beard.

2009-06-28 18:47:45

#99

Noobpatty: ʎʇʇɐdqoou; +194|6775|West NY

Reciprocity wrote:
it's been said before, but, my god, what a magnificent beard.

ENVY IT

https://www.deadlyviper.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/billy-mays.jpg

2009-06-28 18:51:49

#100

Noobpatty: ʎʇʇɐdqoou; +194|6775|West NY

also:

BF2S Forums RIP Billy Mays, you were an infomercial God among men

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