Greatest Book Ever

2009-07-01 21:43:35

#1

Protecus: Prophet of Certain Certainties; +28|6944

This guy is definitely up for a Hugo, or Pulitzer, or whatever novels get. Because this is a literary masterpiece of unfathomable proportions. It just might be the next Bible.

I will now grace you all with the first page. Count thyselves blessed, you lucky few.

The Amazon page for the book

Honestly, this must what it looks like to mix acid and autism. Simply tragic.

2009-07-01 21:49:10

#2

Harmor: Error_Name_Not_Found; +605|6971|San Diego, CA, USA

The Bible

2009-07-01 21:49:11

#3

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6575|what

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2009-07-01 21:50:00

#4

[-DER-]Omega: membeR; +188|7249|Lithuania

the sad part is that it's actually got a very decent rating on amazon...

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2009-07-01 21:53:28

#5

Protecus: Prophet of Certain Certainties; +28|6944

[-DER-]Omega wrote:
the sad part is that it's actually got a very decent rating on amazon...

Read the actual reviews, you'll see why.

Actually, the reviews may just be the best thing this book ever brought into this world.

2009-07-01 21:55:38

#6

[-DER-]Omega: membeR; +188|7249|Lithuania

oh lol

2009-07-01 21:55:41

#7

Reciprocity: Member; +721|7003|the dank(super) side of Oregon

[-DER-]Omega wrote:
the sad part is that it's actually got a very decent rating on amazon...

read the reviews, they're very sarcastic and hurtful, like the OP.

but, seriously, that writing is fucking atrocious.

2009-07-01 21:57:54

#8

[-DER-]Omega: membeR; +188|7249|Lithuania

whoever published this needs to be launched into space without a breathing apparatus for ultimate irony and justice.

2009-07-01 22:01:54

#9

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6960|Long Island, New York

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2009-07-01 22:43:42

#10

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6940|Montucky

Epic Book.

I must buy it.

2009-07-01 22:50:00

#11

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6712|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

there's a sequel as well, lulz

2009-07-01 22:51:27

#12

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7023|132 and Bush

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=118110

You might get a little better response.

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2009-07-01 23:37:45

#13

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7023|132 and Bush

more buzz around this book than I first thought..

It sounds like a futuristic sci-fi novel about an endearingly child-like high school teacher experiencing first love while being unexpectedly thrust into a mission to save the world. I would totally read this.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-07-02 00:07:21

#14

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7232|Nårvei

Reading the first page does not come off as epic writing skills tbh ...

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2009-07-02 00:16:20

#15

KuSTaV: noice; +947|6933|Gold Coast

HAHAHAahahaha oh god.

My brain hurts.

noice

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2009-07-02 00:54:50

#16

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6813

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/ … ollectible

2009-07-02 04:27:21

#17

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6765

This can´t be true. Sounds like a joke or something. This is also very disturbing.And I can´t believe this book to be true.

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2009-07-02 04:49:00

#18

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7232|Nårvei

It's clearly the latest meme, just reading some of the reviews tells you that pretty fast ...

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2009-07-02 04:52:28

#19

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6210|Catherine Black

Yeah, I think the reviews are trolling.

By Will
No I have to say this book is very deserving of a raiting of five stars out of 5 this is not just because it is about Space or the Moon either. It reallay is that good a book one of my favorites. I only hope that mister Courtney gets his faire share of the prophets when Hollywood Studios deside to film this novel.

2009-07-02 05:08:31

#20

Bertster7: Confused Pothead; +1,101|7003|SE London

And I thought Dan Brown's writing style was attrocious.....

2009-07-02 05:35:13

#21

Benzin: Member; +576|6421

Varegg wrote:
Reading the first page does not come off as epic writing skills tbh ...

yea, can't really say it sounds like a page turner. The author definitely needs to get a thesaurus and the publisher needs to shoot their proofreader and hire a new one. Perhaps one whose first language is English.

2009-07-02 06:33:24

#22

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|7131|Charlie One Alpha

The amazon reviews crack me up.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2009-07-02 06:38:11

#23

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7087|NT, like Mick Dundee

Reminds me of that...

randominternetshit wrote:
Then who was phone?

Or w/e it is. Or the guy who makes those quarter-life videos.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-07-02 06:47:53

#24

JahManRed: wank; +646|7050|IRELAND

His grasp of English is worse than mine. He musta fucked a really ugly publisher to get that one through.

I bought Mike Reids Autobiography for £1 last week. Opened a random page and counted the word "geezer" at least 12 times on one page. Thought, this is going to be a laugh.

2009-07-02 07:02:15

#25

Ajax_the_Great1: Dropped on request; +206|7069

Still better than anything I would write.

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