I came across this from wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miley_cyrus
Miley Cyprus, born Queen Swallowfish II, was born in a peach pit on the cusp of New Year's eve 1999. On June 3rd, 1999, her mothers (five were involved) gave birth to her at once, focusing all of their energies into one to avoid a national outbreak. The sheer power displaced to perform this action caused Jedi Master Yoda to sense a fluctuation in the Force. After a good beard rubbing, Chuck Norris (AKA Jeda Daddy Immortal) honarably decided to let her live, if not for some amusement later. He was correct to be sure, as Miley went on to be the laughingstock of the world's poulation, along with several other planets.
Despite this, she was still kept alive, if not for the sake of general amusement and target practice. When this young woman turns thirty Chuck Norris will release two Terminators from SkyNet to envelop her in evil juice. When she was 12 years old Miley swallowed a rhambutan fruit, resulting in superhuman powers. Some side effects were overgrown teeth, a raucous singing voice, an iremovable blonde wig, and peanut-shaped growths. After discovering these horrendous attributes, Cyprus sent out a swollen pigeons to bring a distress call to several allied singers.
None of which answered, and Michael Jackson returned the message, with the following message scrawled on it: "I'll eat you fo breakfast, honey-nut cheerioooooo." Following the Second Battle of Waterloo, the message finally reached Elvis' secret undergorund beach kingdom in 2009. He agree, purely out of spite, and followed her directives. Months later, Jackson died of inexplicable causes, truthfully the work of the Spector Presley. After these events had took place, Cpyrus murdering orders continued, the next targets on her list being Rosie O'Donnell and Michael J. Fox. I send this message to those who will listen, not Twitards or Disney fans.
i can haz miley plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz1111!oneone!11
pls don't ask why I was there.
Ja. I DID NOT do this. I don't have a wiki account, and I do not know how to hack or anything.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miley_cyrus
Miley Cyprus, born Queen Swallowfish II, was born in a peach pit on the cusp of New Year's eve 1999. On June 3rd, 1999, her mothers (five were involved) gave birth to her at once, focusing all of their energies into one to avoid a national outbreak. The sheer power displaced to perform this action caused Jedi Master Yoda to sense a fluctuation in the Force. After a good beard rubbing, Chuck Norris (AKA Jeda Daddy Immortal) honarably decided to let her live, if not for some amusement later. He was correct to be sure, as Miley went on to be the laughingstock of the world's poulation, along with several other planets.
Despite this, she was still kept alive, if not for the sake of general amusement and target practice. When this young woman turns thirty Chuck Norris will release two Terminators from SkyNet to envelop her in evil juice. When she was 12 years old Miley swallowed a rhambutan fruit, resulting in superhuman powers. Some side effects were overgrown teeth, a raucous singing voice, an iremovable blonde wig, and peanut-shaped growths. After discovering these horrendous attributes, Cyprus sent out a swollen pigeons to bring a distress call to several allied singers.
None of which answered, and Michael Jackson returned the message, with the following message scrawled on it: "I'll eat you fo breakfast, honey-nut cheerioooooo." Following the Second Battle of Waterloo, the message finally reached Elvis' secret undergorund beach kingdom in 2009. He agree, purely out of spite, and followed her directives. Months later, Jackson died of inexplicable causes, truthfully the work of the Spector Presley. After these events had took place, Cpyrus murdering orders continued, the next targets on her list being Rosie O'Donnell and Michael J. Fox. I send this message to those who will listen, not Twitards or Disney fans.
i can haz miley plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz1111!oneone!11
pls don't ask why I was there.
Ja. I DID NOT do this. I don't have a wiki account, and I do not know how to hack or anything.
Last edited by thtthht (2009-07-12 09:39:03)
