Mountain Lion vs Marine

2009-07-17 07:45:53

#1

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6990|Mountains of NC

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" The 6-foot-tall, 170-pound Britton said he raised his 18-inch chain saw and met the lion head-on as it pounced — a collision he described as feeling like a grown man running directly into him.

"It batted me three or four times with its front paws and as quick as I hit it with that saw it just turned away," he said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press. "

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2009-07-17 07:48:07

#2

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6959|Long Island, New York

put up your jacket to make yourself look bigger lulz

but that works too..

2009-07-17 07:50:14

#3

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7095|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

hahaha he went camping with a chainsaw. You do that over here and you get the police after you. Lucky escape for the man and his family. They shot the Lion after it attacked one of the dogs used to hunt for it. Hmmmmm thats unfair. Why dont they breed deer in the woods and let nature sort this out instead?

2009-07-17 07:55:25

#4

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6990|Mountains of NC

it does seem strange to have a starving moutain lion in that part of the country, in Cody WY area you are on the east side of yellowstone and theres a good supply of mountain goats or go since he was in shoshone forest theres cattle ranchs near by

2009-07-17 07:58:16

#5

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7000|Columbus, OH

Hungry Mountain Lions are srs bidness. He was fortunate to spot the lion before it ambushed him. It is more fortunate of him to have a chain-saw by his side as well.

2009-07-17 08:28:55

#6

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7071

Based on his description, it sounds like I may as well leave the chainsaw at home when the zombie apocalypse arrives.

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2009-07-17 09:02:56

#7

h4hagen: Whats my age again?; +91|6774|Troy, New York

"You would think if you hit an animal with a chain saw it would dig right in," he said. "I might as well have hit it with a hockey stick."

2009-07-17 09:18:16

#8

CrazeD: Member; +368|7094|Maine

Is anyone thinking Doom right now?

2009-07-17 09:19:43

#9

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|7128

Anyone who really thinks that chainsaws are good at killing things(Other than trees) has been watching too many horror movies.

2009-07-17 09:31:42

#10

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6990|Mountains of NC

Deadmonkiefart wrote:
Anyone who really thinks that chainsaws are good at killing things(Other than trees) has been watching too many horror movies.

i hear that can be quite good at hacking shit up, espically soft tissue but I'm only guessing here

2009-07-17 10:16:21

#11

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6007

the title made me think this was going to be about cougar vs usmarine.

2009-07-17 10:16:42

#12

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6548|So Cal

*BZZZZZZzzZzZZZzzzzzzz z z z z.....* *SPLURT!* ...

"Oh sorry, lol *giggles* I thought you were a lion" *cleans shainsaw*

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2009-07-17 10:59:59

#13

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6548|So Cal

5 sec Photoshop for accuracy
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2009-07-17 11:08:00

#14

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6869|Boulder, CO

The 42 minutes between your posts argues that it was not a 5 second photoshop.

Not exactly sure why you would take a chainsaw camping when an axe is more suitable.

EDIT: I can't count.

Last edited by Noobeater (2009-07-17 11:09:14)

2009-07-17 11:28:15

#15

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7201|Great Brown North

1927 wrote:
hahaha he went camping with a chainsaw. You do that over here and you get the police after you. Lucky escape for the man and his family. They shot the Lion after it attacked one of the dogs used to hunt for it. Hmmmmm thats unfair. Why dont they breed deer in the woods and let nature sort this out instead?

because we've fucked nature up so badly that if we don't hold it together in some places.... it just doesn't work

why can't you have a chainsaw there?

Last edited by krazed (2009-07-17 11:38:15)

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