den u gon get splinters in ur vag.Sup wrote:
you could make a wooden dildo on the island and use coconut milk as lube
wat
wat
What are you? The MacGyver of erotic accessories?.Sup wrote:
you could make a wooden dildo on the island and use coconut milk as lube
I need around tree fiddy.
If Lilbitchy has a change of mind and does get stranded (chance would have it?) make sure she takes tweezers as the splinters could be horrendous.DonFck wrote:
What are you? The MacGyver of erotic accessories?.Sup wrote:
you could make a wooden dildo on the island and use coconut milk as lube
Splinters in a vagina... Brrr1927 wrote:
If Lilbitchy has a change of mind and does get stranded (chance would have it?) make sure she takes tweezers as the splinters could be horrendous.DonFck wrote:
What are you? The MacGyver of erotic accessories?.Sup wrote:
you could make a wooden dildo on the island and use coconut milk as lube
Sup's idea isn't so bad as i've thought about it with my boy haha. If i make a wooden one and use coconut milk on the island..that means i can take 2 more toys with me waaa So that woul be my boy and 2 toys whaaa lol
Last edited by LittleBitchy (2009-07-23 02:33:33)
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
fuck u Don I make my own shit so whatDonFck wrote:
What are you? The MacGyver of erotic accessories?.Sup wrote:
you could make a wooden dildo on the island and use coconut milk as lube
A satellite phone
A survival rifle
A knife
A survival rifle
A knife
A what?CrazeD wrote:
A survival rifle
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
a piece of wood
a banana
a box full of sand
a banana
a box full of sand
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Imagine if it got infected and no matter how much salt water it couldnt be saved. You would need a 'giveaclungetome' preformed asap at the nearest hospital. Imagine the stench aswell (Im not saying you have a nasty flange LIL), however, you could sit her in the water, and use her as a kind of ground bait.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Splinters in a vagina... Brrr1927 wrote:
If Lilbitchy has a change of mind and does get stranded (chance would have it?) make sure she takes tweezers as the splinters could be horrendous.DonFck wrote:
What are you? The MacGyver of erotic accessories?
lol ever get the feeling even though you are in the room people are talking about you.
ewwww okay okay no wooden dildo fun. I'll stay with the first option with boy, lube dildo. Just stoooop writing this brrrrrrr it's horrific. Stench
But it was a good idea..though...
But it was a good idea..though...
Last edited by LittleBitchy (2009-07-23 02:41:40)
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
just for the record peeps- you cannot get a splinter if the dildo is well made and varnished with severals coatings. Ima make one and post in the DIY section
Last edited by .Sup (2009-07-23 02:42:22)
Im a sick puppy I know.LittleBitchy wrote:
ewwww okay okay no wooden dildo fun. I'll stay with the first option with boy, lube dildo. Just stoooop writing this brrrrrrr it's horrific.
But it was a good idea..though...
You wanna watch the sand though. I nailed some girl in Ibiza in '98, I'm still finding sand on mine and bet she still picking it out her ass. My balls had created a lil ditch kinda like what a turtle does when it comes to lay its eggs.
I'll take ya word for it and thank you for sharing your experiences..Sup wrote:
just for the record peeps- you cannot get a splinter if the dildo is well made and varnished with severals coatings. Ima make one and post in the DIY section
Oil it and knock it in like you do with your cricket bat pre-season.
hahaha you're funny
thank you for your first hand information and the warning
thank you for your first hand information and the warning
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Cd
cd player
power source.
/the end.
cd player
power source.
/the end.
Thanks for the info .Sup, really. If I ever want to make a dildo out of wood, you'll be the first on my list to contact as you seem to have hands-on experience with this kind of thing.
I need around tree fiddy.
It has a cavity in the buttstock where you can store items such as medical stuff, fishing line/hooks, ammo, matches, etc etc.Cheez wrote:
A what?CrazeD wrote:
A survival rifle
Tweezers? or pliers? We are yet o see 'sups creation. We could name it 'dildocchio'.CrazeD wrote:
It has a cavity in the buttstock where you can store items such as medical stuff, fishing line/hooks, ammo, matches, etc etc.Cheez wrote:
A what?CrazeD wrote:
A survival rifle
Just snap his fucking nose off and use that.
Lie ya bastard, lie, lie, lie lie, yes, yes, yes
I do have experience in lathe machineDonFck wrote:
Thanks for the info .Sup, really. If I ever want to make a dildo out of wood, you'll be the first on my list to contact as you seem to have hands-on experience with this kind of thing.
If America made a Swiss Army Knife it'd have a flip out gun.CrazeD wrote:
It has a cavity in the buttstock where you can store items such as medical stuff, fishing line/hooks, ammo, matches, etc etc.Cheez wrote:
A what?CrazeD wrote:
A survival rifle
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
That's a bit heavy to carry around on a desert island, isn't it?.Sup wrote:
I do have experience in lathe machineDonFck wrote:
Thanks for the info .Sup, really. If I ever want to make a dildo out of wood, you'll be the first on my list to contact as you seem to have hands-on experience with this kind of thing.
I need around tree fiddy.
that was offtopic, you know if you ever wanted a dildo out of woodDonFck wrote:
That's a bit heavy to carry around on a desert island, isn't it?.Sup wrote:
I do have experience in lathe machineDonFck wrote:
Thanks for the info .Sup, really. If I ever want to make a dildo out of wood, you'll be the first on my list to contact as you seem to have hands-on experience with this kind of thing.
1.) A bucket
2.) A broom stick
3.) A porn mag
With my mcgyver-based creativity I shall build a hovercraft.
2.) A broom stick
3.) A porn mag
With my mcgyver-based creativity I shall build a hovercraft.
1927 wrote:
Im a sick puppy I know.LittleBitchy wrote:
ewwww okay okay no wooden dildo fun. I'll stay with the first option with boy, lube dildo. Just stoooop writing this brrrrrrr it's horrific.
But it was a good idea..though...
You wanna watch the sand though. I nailed some girl in Ibiza in '98, I'm still finding sand on mine and bet she still picking it out her ass. My balls had created a lil ditch kinda like what a turtle does when it comes to lay its eggs.