blademaster
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These incredible x-rays show how Viorel Firoiu attempted to nail his severe constipation with the help of his handy tools.The intoxicated 48-year-old turned up at his local hospital complaining of excruciating stomach pain. Worried doctors, in Orlea, southern Romania, carried out scans and were knocked sideways to find he had not one but TWO hammerheads stuck in his rear end.

Hospital spokeswoman Dr Cristina Bontescu said: "He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated."He said he had a few drinks to dull the pain and then came up with the idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out the constipation.

"But the hammerhead got stuck and then he came up with the idea of using a second hammerhead in order to try and get out the first - but then he lost the second one as well."Surgeons had to perform surgery to remove the striking objects.

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Thx to .sup for contributing to the news and for the story .... but yeah what are some of the weird stuff u have done while u were drunk? that you remember at least lol? or some that you dont remember? have you ever had to go to the hospital or anything along those lines while u were drunk? post and discuss...
DUnlimited
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blademaster wrote:

"came up with the idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out the constipation
...the fuck?
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Ty
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Sticking hammers up your arse trumps any of the stupid things I've ever done while drunk. I... I just can't compete with that.
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Macbeth
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Ty wrote:

Sticking hammers up your arse trumps any of the stupid things I've ever done while drunk. I... I just can't compete with that.
Gotta look for that one Darwin award about the guy cutting his own head off while drunk to prove his manhood.
CammRobb
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Seriously, what possesses you to do something that incredibly stupid when you're drunk?
Amdi Peter
peut-être
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I think the worst thing I did when being drunk was knocking over a lamp-post..
CammRobb
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On a side note, the worst thing I've done whilst being drunk was going to the toilet for a shit, feeling sick, opening my legs to spew into the toilet between them, and then vomiting all over my genitals.
Gawwad
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Yeah thanks for giving us this story .sup, but why the hell did you do it?
Hammerheads in your ass?!
Metal-Eater-GR
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It is now official. Hammerheads cure all.
Ioan92
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Saw this shit on local news and I laughed my ass off.
Macbeth
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Ioan92 wrote:

I laughed my ass off.
I'm sure you did, how are your medical bills by the way?
Ioan92
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Macbeth wrote:

Ioan92 wrote:

I laughed my ass off.
I'm sure you did, how are your medical bills by the way?
I'd rather not talk about my country's health care system.....
Macbeth
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Ioan92 wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

Ioan92 wrote:

I laughed my ass off.
I'm sure you did, how are your medical bills by the way?
I'd rather not talk about my country's health care system.....
Rather not talk about the way mine is going.....
Ioan92
Member
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Macbeth wrote:

Ioan92 wrote:

Macbeth wrote:


I'm sure you did, how are your medical bills by the way?
I'd rather not talk about my country's health care system.....
Rather not talk about the way mine is going.....
heh

Don't worry ours is bad enough to say you cough your screwed.
Benzin
Member
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I'm more curious how the hell he managed to get BOTH of them up there. I mean, a virgin asshole doesn't stretch that much ... but this SOB managed not just one, but TWO. Those things aren't that tiny, either. Five bucks says he's a Romanian gay porn star and he wasn't constipated, but was filming some fetish film.

Last edited by CapnNismo (2009-07-23 01:11:29)

OxenBreeder
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SirSchloppy wrote:

On a side note, the worst thing I've done whilst being drunk was going to the toilet for a shit, feeling sick, opening my legs to spew into the toilet between them, and then vomiting all over my genitals.


I can't stop laughing my ass off at that one.
GravyDan
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Ty wrote:

Sticking hammers up your arse trumps any of the stupid things I've ever done while drunk. I... I just can't compete with that.
You're just not trying hard enough.
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
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Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

It is now official. Hammerheads cure all.
Hammer for constipation, Duct tape for diarrhea.
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