BF2S Forums EE Chat - September

im drinking hennessy with morrissey on a beach out of reach somewhere very far away

im considering a move to la

You miss out on so much when you don't connect your PS3 online, do it faggot

Uzique wrote:

im drinking hennessy with morrissey on a beach out of reach somewhere very far away

im considering a move to la

Pour a double and drink it for me

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2009-09-04 06:07:01)

Yeah, if you get PSN you can play with me!

1927 wrote:

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

good morningzzz!

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Hiya Kimm, I added you on xfire this week, hadnt started it up in a year and might be another year now.

Wrong thread for beauty contest.

hah ok, no worries mate

Mekstizzle wrote:

Why did you trade in a HDMI lead you'll need that for HD

You should like GT Prologue if you're into racing games, and Bad Company is good fun too, it's like BF2 except with destruction and abit easier learning curve as its designed for consoles.

I dont have a HD TV, Mrs wont let me plug it into her 42" Samsung thing, and my Mam and Dad gave me there tv's before they went HD 4/5 years ago, so the lead was just going to waste.  Im not round gf's tonight, so having Molls instead, housemates in Gran Canerea till Mon so Moll can have the living room I'll have our room.  ment to be going out with the fella's 2moro into town but that might go tits up so thought best I get something in reserve.  Got about a tenna's worth of green left, 4 cans of bow, might disconnect my logi speakers from pc and plug them into tv/ps3 w/e h/ever it works.

Been telling Sis all day Im really looking forward to picking Mollie up later, being skint as I am is a fucker, theres a big tall ships fest on my door step this weekend with a funfair and she's gonna wanna go, I go Blackberry picking tomorrow with her to take down Grandads so he can make us some juice on his new juicer.  Supposed to be getting paid today but dunno if thats happening now.  Aint gonna stop me though, make me slow down a bit but eh ho, thats life.

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

1927 wrote:

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

good morningzzz!

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-conte … 2_5662.jpg

Hiya Kimm, I added you on xfire this week, hadnt started it up in a year and might be another year now.

Wrong thread for beauty contest.

hah ok, no worries mate

Mate??

Can I call you 'love'?

I already do with quite a few of the members here already and that obviously cant be sexist towards them as they are lads.  If so I will allow you to call me 'love' aswell.

i thought jews fast during ramadam as well? or at least the jewish ambassadors kid in my class did...

rofl

1927 wrote:

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

serious question:

Can jewish guys eat out girls during Ramadan?

I dunno mate, Wiki just game me a blank expression when I asked it.

like this?

'27 wrote:

Can jewish guys eat out girls during Ramadan?

Wiki wrote:

i thought jews fast during ramadam as well? or at least the jewish ambassadors kid in my class did...

I remember reading about Ramadan and Yom Kippur being around the same time, so maybe it was that. Doubt it was for Ramadan, I dunno

cockmeat sandwich

C.o.c.k

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

"I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring..."

ahahahahahahaha

A mans wife lies in a coma and has done for 8 months now with not much sign of life really.  One day as normal the nurses were giving her a bed bath, they wipe her all over with the sponge keeping her clean.  One of the nurses was new on ward that day without thinking she puts the sponge between the comatosed womans legs and gives it a rub. beeep, beeep.

'Fuck me, you see that?  Do it again'.  So she did  beeep, beeep.  The senior nurse sent the fresh junior nurse out to get the doctor.  'Come quick' she tells him 'you gotta see this'.

They showed the doctor what had happened and he ran straight to the phone to ring the husband and tell him how his wife had given a reaction for the first time in ages.

he rushed to the hospital and the awaiting doctor took him straight into the room.  The doc asked him not to build his hopes up but maybe he could stimulate his wife as the nurses had and she may offer some kind of reaction again.

The staff pulled the curtains to offer some privacy, gave the husband a bowl of warm soapy water and a sponge and sent him on his way.

In he goes, rolls his sleeves up and starts talking to the wife about what he and the kids had done in the last day, this was usual practice for the man.  he's wiping away with the sponge and the machine is beeping like mad.  The door knocks and the man says come in.  Its the doc.

he suggests putting the sponge away and the man to rub his wife's fanny with his hands and maybe insert a finger or two - 'see what happens'.  Hubby agree's and the doc leaves the room.

Again the doc knocks and enters and his wife's reactions have been going non stop, she's fucking loving it and even her eyes have been twitching.  The Doc suggests oral sex and even though the Hubby is reluctant at first he agrees to it as its for 'her' benifit and may just be the thing to bring her out of her sad state.

The doc leaves and the man gets to work,  After a few minutes the alarm starts sounding and his wife has flat lined. 'beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep'.  The man is just getting off the bed when the doors crash open and the medics rush in with de-fib's etc.

'What the fucks happened?' cries the doctor 'what did you do to her?' he adds.

'I dunno' says the husband 'but I think she choked'.