..teddy..jimmy wrote:
"I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring..."
ahahahahahahaha
A mans wife lies in a coma and has done for 8 months now with not much sign of life really. One day as normal the nurses were giving her a bed bath, they wipe her all over with the sponge keeping her clean. One of the nurses was new on ward that day without thinking she puts the sponge between the comatosed womans legs and gives it a rub. beeep, beeep.
'Fuck me, you see that? Do it again'. So she did beeep, beeep. The senior nurse sent the fresh junior nurse out to get the doctor. 'Come quick' she tells him 'you gotta see this'.
They showed the doctor what had happened and he ran straight to the phone to ring the husband and tell him how his wife had given a reaction for the first time in ages.
he rushed to the hospital and the awaiting doctor took him straight into the room. The doc asked him not to build his hopes up but maybe he could stimulate his wife as the nurses had and she may offer some kind of reaction again.
The staff pulled the curtains to offer some privacy, gave the husband a bowl of warm soapy water and a sponge and sent him on his way.
In he goes, rolls his sleeves up and starts talking to the wife about what he and the kids had done in the last day, this was usual practice for the man. he's wiping away with the sponge and the machine is beeping like mad. The door knocks and the man says come in. Its the doc.
he suggests putting the sponge away and the man to rub his wife's fanny with his hands and maybe insert a finger or two - 'see what happens'. Hubby agree's and the doc leaves the room.
Again the doc knocks and enters and his wife's reactions have been going non stop, she's fucking loving it and even her eyes have been twitching. The Doc suggests oral sex and even though the Hubby is reluctant at first he agrees to it as its for 'her' benifit and may just be the thing to bring her out of her sad state.
The doc leaves and the man gets to work, After a few minutes the alarm starts sounding and his wife has flat lined. 'beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep'. The man is just getting off the bed when the doors crash open and the medics rush in with de-fib's etc.
'What the fucks happened?' cries the doctor 'what did you do to her?' he adds.
'I dunno' says the husband 'but I think she choked'.