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SEREMAKER wrote:

I shoot back

ph1shman420 wrote:

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To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives and me.

You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
 
  First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason..

My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.

Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head wasn't it?
               
  I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me.. [That   prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
 
  After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I Went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go’s, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
 
  Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.
Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.
 
  Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

Have a good day!
 
  Thoughtfully yours,
  Alex
 
  P.S. Remember this motto.
     . An armed society makes for a more civil society!
--
  "The future ain't what it used to be"
          Yogi Berra

Macbeth wrote:

Introduction

An active shooter is a person who appears to be actively engaged in killing or attempting to kill people in a populated area.  In most cases active shooters use firearms and there is no pattern or method to their selection of victims.  These situations are dynamic and evolve rapidly, demanding immediate deployment of law enforcement resources to stop the shooting and mitigate harm to innocent victims.  This document provides guidance to faculty, staff and students who may be caught in an active shooter situation and describes what to expect from responding police officers.

   1. Survival Tips

         1. Secure or barricade yourself in a room.
         2. Close and lock all windows and doors & turn off the lights.
         3. If possible, get everyone down on the floor and ensure that no one is visible from outside the room.
         4. Hide.
         5. Someone should call the public safety office and advise the dispatcher of what is taking place and inform him/her of your location and the shooter’s location.  Inform the dispatcher of the assailant’s location, clothing description, race, gender and type of weapons used etc.
         6. Remain in place until the police give the “all clear”.
         7. Do not respond to any voice commands until you can verify with certainty that they are being issued by a police officer.
         8. If the room that you are in can not be locked, determine if there is a nearby location that can be reached safely and secured or if you can safely exit the building.
         9. If you decide to flee during an active shooting situation, make sure that you have an escape route and plan in mind.  Do not attempt to carry anything while fleeing; move quickly, keep your hands visible and follow the instructions of any police officers you may encounter.
        10. Do not attempt to remove injured people; instead, leave wounded victims where they are and notify authorities of their location as soon as possible.
        11. Place or keep cell phones on vibrate.
        12. Turn off radios and computers.
http://ww2.lafayette.edu/~security/Active%20Shooter.php

Just thought you should all have this valuable information as you all go back to school now. Above all remember #4, Hide.

SEREMAKER wrote:

I shoot back

Cybargs wrote:

Jebus wrote:

12. Turn off radios and computers.


Why?

Is it really that obvious?

SEREMAKER wrote:

I shoot back

12/f/taiwan wrote:

Something about High School girls...

Last edited by Nic (2009-09-06 02:07:00)

loubot wrote:

I learned this from watching Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles

Step 1. cut an electrical cord (unplugged) from the base of a lamp, heaters, etc.
Step 2. strip the outer protective plastic to expose the electrical wires.
Step 3. tie the wires around the door knob or door handle of the classroom door (better hope it is conductive).
Step 4. hopefully the electrical cord will reach an outlet but call the gun man over to your classroom
Step 5. plug the cord into the outlet before he/she opens the door.
Step 6. watch sparks fly.
Step 7. it's miller-time!