"Do we have to sign to show that we agree to this?" Some guy in front of me asked when my form teacher announced that a new Classroom Code of Conduct was introduced at the start of this year in school.
I'm pretty sure that question was not asked because the pages were actually yellow, but rather why the yellow pages ARE yellow, why not have the pages blue and call them blue pages?Cheez wrote:
"Why do they call them the Yellow Pages?"
blue pages are government listings.Sydney wrote:
I'm pretty sure that question was not asked because the pages were actually yellow, but rather why the yellow pages ARE yellow, why not have the pages blue and call them blue pages?Cheez wrote:
"Why do they call them the Yellow Pages?"
Purple pages?
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
we have purple pages too, forget whats on them though
Fine then, Maroon pages.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
Have those, those are dream pages.ROGUEDD wrote:
Fine then, Maroon pages.
Turquoise pages in Ireland tbh.
Dream sequences are on goldenrod.Adams_BJ wrote:
Have those, those are dream pages.ROGUEDD wrote:
Fine then, Maroon pages.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Not at school:
My ex-GF: You don't have to rewind DVD's?
Might sound unbelievable and fake, but it's true. It was the first DVD she ever bought in her life...
My ex-GF: You don't have to rewind DVD's?
Might sound unbelievable and fake, but it's true. It was the first DVD she ever bought in her life...
There was this guy in my class who thought we was oh so smart, but he was actually shit at everything. So, he enjoyed using the most complex words he knew at all times.
In religion: "Teacher, one can say that Islam is a monochromatic religion, can one not?"
One year the Librarian was our teacher: "Do we get better access to the library through you?" *class burts into laughter*
On a hiking trip with school, *looks at watch* "Oh damn, the barometer is just getting higher and higher!" *silence*
Random chicks that are just terrible:
"What, Muslims believe in Allah? I thought the Islamists did that!"
(After 6 months of working on Vietnam)
Teacher: Can you point to Vietnam on the map?
Chick: *points in the middle of Africa*
Class: *bursts with laughter*
Chick: Can one say that Oil is a vegetable?
Teacher: What's the capital of Canada?
Chick: Cape Town?
Teacher: What's the smallest country in Europe?
Chick: Germany?
also, this guy in my class makes a buildup as if he has this epic joke, tells everyone to be quiet etc.
Then he says: "No arms no cake."
*looks hopefully at his croud*
*croud stares blankly*
In religion: "Teacher, one can say that Islam is a monochromatic religion, can one not?"
One year the Librarian was our teacher: "Do we get better access to the library through you?" *class burts into laughter*
On a hiking trip with school, *looks at watch* "Oh damn, the barometer is just getting higher and higher!" *silence*
Random chicks that are just terrible:
"What, Muslims believe in Allah? I thought the Islamists did that!"
(After 6 months of working on Vietnam)
Teacher: Can you point to Vietnam on the map?
Chick: *points in the middle of Africa*
Class: *bursts with laughter*
Chick: Can one say that Oil is a vegetable?
Teacher: What's the capital of Canada?
Chick: Cape Town?
Teacher: What's the smallest country in Europe?
Chick: Germany?
also, this guy in my class makes a buildup as if he has this epic joke, tells everyone to be quiet etc.
Then he says: "No arms no cake."
*looks hopefully at his croud*
*croud stares blankly*
