why do you need them drunk? are you not nice or ugly?
no offense meant bro!
no offense meant bro!
I get real smooth when I'm baked, but people are different...specops10-4 wrote:
I dunno smokin weed makes it so much harder for me to hook up with girls. I get a little immature and I just chill, not too exciting for the girl...GodFather wrote:
Dude, it's called weed and it's cheaper and easier to get than alcohol - also less guilt
You just light up with a girl and guaranteed your gettin something in like 20 minutes
I love fooling around blazed, shits so much better
Mac, getting her drunk will not necessarily make it easier for you to get with her if she is really not into you when shes sober unless you get her retardedly drunk, then thats close to sexual assault.
I'll play the Devil's Advocate here: This action alone clearly absolves any, premeditated OR impulsive, wrong-doing McBeth may of committed or conjured up in his gray matter. Biotches better know not to lay in a man's bed unless they want their bones jump.Macbeth wrote:
....we're in my room and she is lying there on my bed.
Are you fucked? Go get some liquor get a boot take her to a party make sure she stays 2 drinks ahead of you take her to a room and fuck herMacbeth wrote:
They really need to lower the drinking age or something so I could get laid easier because it's hard to feed liquor to a girl less than 21 years old and I really just want to get laid and don't want to have to go through all this stupid relationship and courting bullshit. I just want sex.
So she's home doing who knows what the fuck and I'm here on bf2s getting ready to go to class.
Shit sucks.
I love how you start off with "are you fucked" as if you're about to rant about how awful he is for wanting to get a prude drunk, but instead you go and explain how to do what he wants to do, but to do it right.
Macbeth, the legal drinking age in Aus in 18.
it's a trap
Are we seriously talking about this...
yup.mcminty wrote:
Are we seriously talking about this...
Ain't shit else to talk about
How 'bout them New York Jets?GodFather wrote:
yup.mcminty wrote:
Are we seriously talking about this...
Ain't shit else to talk about
Fuck the jets.Dauntless wrote:
How 'bout them New York Jets?GodFather wrote:
yup.mcminty wrote:
Are we seriously talking about this...
Ain't shit else to talk about
i like how their quarterback is trying to grow a mustache. it just makes his upper lip dirty.Dauntless wrote:
How 'bout them New York Jets?
No man, fuck YOU!GodFather wrote:
Fuck the jets.Dauntless wrote:
How 'bout them New York Jets?GodFather wrote:
yup.
Ain't shit else to talk about
Fuck New York
Yeah, straight up, fuck NY.
Fuck the jets, not NYGooners wrote:
Yeah, straight up, fuck NY.
I like NY
I mean something more along the lines of "is this actually deserving of a thread". Sure it's "Everything Else", but..GodFather wrote:
yup.mcminty wrote:
Are we seriously talking about this...
Ain't shit else to talk about
It's just Macbeth bitching that he failed to get laid, so he hates his life. And that a potential remedy for this situation would be for the government to lower the drinking age. Maybe if he asked how he could fix his game, in which case he should consult the "girl-problems" thread.. but I fear it's more a problem with HIM than anything else..
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fuck Canada, specifically whatever part gooners is from
I'm from 20 minutes from where you're from
fuck you tooGodFather wrote:
Fuck the jets, not NYGooners wrote:
Yeah, straight up, fuck NY.
I like NY
and the Cardinals
Look at all this carnage Dauntless has caused. Only one colonel can sort this out.
and the BearsPoseidon wrote:
fuck you tooGodFather wrote:
Fuck the jets, not NYGooners wrote:
Yeah, straight up, fuck NY.
I like NY
and the Cardinals
Fuck the cowboys
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oh the BearsDauntless wrote:
and the BearsPoseidon wrote:
fuck you tooGodFather wrote:
Fuck the jets, not NY
I like NY
and the Cardinals
especially the Bears
LOLThey really need to lower the drinking age or something so I could get laid easier because it's hard to feed liquor to a girl less than 21 years old and I really just want to get laid and don't want to have to go through all this stupid relationship and courting bullshit.
Legalise chloroform, if she's unconscious she can't say no right?
Suggest hookers, or are you cheap as well as lazy?
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Fuck Israel