I am not a woman because...

2009-10-23 13:11:45

#26

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6819|dm_maidenhead

i understand jokes

2009-10-23 13:12:02

#27

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,991|7049|949

I am not a woman because I fart and take shits.

Also, because I can have one-night stands and not worry about being called a whore.

2009-10-23 13:20:17

#28

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5961|Toronto

I am not a woman because I tell the time on my wrist, not my oven.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2009-10-23 13:21:40

#29

trex1210: I am Canadian; +72|6676|B.C. Canada

I am not a woman because:

I can drive
I have rights

2009-10-23 13:21:45

#30

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|7070

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
i can have multiple orgasms

Men can do this too.

2009-10-23 13:23:46

#31

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6915

i don't believe in misogyny

2009-10-23 13:24:54

#32

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7150|St. Andrews / Oslo

Lucien wrote:
Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
i can have multiple orgasms
Men can do this too.

Not all.

But Zimmer can, thank god

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png

2009-10-23 13:33:31

#33

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,991|7049|949

I don't need fake eyelashes, fake breasts, fake lips, face paint, 6 inch heels and 7 beers to make me look good

2009-10-23 13:34:38

#34

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|7070

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I don't need fake eyelashes, fake breasts, fake lips, face paint, 6 inch heels and 7 beers to make me look good

But you would

2009-10-23 13:37:10

#35

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,991|7049|949

Lucien wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I don't need fake eyelashes, fake breasts, fake lips, face paint, 6 inch heels and 7 beers to make me look good
But you would

Who says I haven't already?

2009-10-23 13:50:28

#36

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6819|dm_maidenhead

Lucien wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I don't need fake eyelashes, fake breasts, fake lips, face paint, 6 inch heels and 7 beers to make me look good
But you would

i'm sure you'd have him any way lucien

2009-10-23 13:51:12

#37

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6690

I'm not a woman because...
www.menarebetterthanwomen.com

2009-10-23 13:52:28

#38

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6886

I am not a woman because I am on the internet.

2009-10-23 13:52:43

#39

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7131|Purplicious Wisconsin

NeXuS wrote:
I am not a woman because...

I have a dick.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2009-10-23 13:53:06

#40

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7038|London, England

Doctor Strangelove wrote:
I am not a woman because I am on the internet.

Also you're a Doctor

2009-10-23 13:53:46

#41

baggs: Member; +732|6622

cos i dont have to suck a cock to get a payrise

(unfortunately)

2009-10-23 13:55:00

#42

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6886

Mekstizzle wrote:
Doctor Strangelove wrote:
I am not a woman because I am on the internet.
Also you're a Doctor

This is also true.

2009-10-23 13:58:12

#43

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|7127|Charlie One Alpha

...because my girlfriend already called dibs on that.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2009-10-23 14:45:15

#44

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6548|Carnoustie MASSIF

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I don't need fake eyelashes, fake breasts, fake lips, face paint, 6 inch heels and 7 beers to make me look good

Why can't I karma you twice

2009-10-23 14:50:59

#45

El Beardo: steel woolly mammoth; +150|6138|Gulf Coast

...because I don't ask all my friends to come to the bathroom with me when I have to piss.

Important

2009-10-23 15:08:13

#46

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6331|...

I was gonna say I am not a man because I can get pregnant....but....

https://img26.imageshack.us/img26/3308/88049589.jpg

...so nevermind...lol.

...

2009-10-23 15:09:40

#47

Red Forman: Banned; +402|5818

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I don't need fake eyelashes, fake breasts, fake lips, face paint, 6 inch heels and 7 beers to make me look good

yes you do

2009-10-23 15:12:27

#48

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6548|Carnoustie MASSIF

tuckergustav wrote:
I was gonna say I am not a man because I can get pregnant....but....

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/3308/88049589.jpg

...so nevermind...lol.

Uh hu?

2009-10-23 15:14:07

#49

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6331|...

CammRobb wrote:
tuckergustav wrote:
I was gonna say I am not a man because I can get pregnant....but....

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/3308/88049589.jpg

...so nevermind...lol.
Uh hu?

What's the prob now?

...

2009-10-23 15:18:50

#50

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,991|7049|949

Red Forman wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I don't need fake eyelashes, fake breasts, fake lips, face paint, 6 inch heels and 7 beers to make me look good
yes you do

I never knew you liked men in drag.

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