I can hold a job.
If a computer program/code doesn't work, I don't blame the computer, and instead realize that I am the cause of the problem because I didn't write it correctly.
I don't hit electronics and expect them to start working.
Because I don't put engine oil in the brake fluid reservoir.
Fuck Israel
Most manly shit ever TBH.Macbeth wrote:
I don't hit electronics and expect them to start working.
Dilbert_X wrote:
Because I don't put engine oil in the brake fluid reservoir.
A friend of a friend did that.krazed wrote:
Dilbert_X wrote:
Because I don't put engine oil in the brake fluid reservoir.
A friend gave a quick guide to car maintenance to a girl (bad move).
It cost her two brake calipers.
Fuck Israel
I can go to sleep without rattling off all of the stupid shit i did today or what Darcy said about something blah blah blah blah..
Because I don't expect someone to remember word for word what someone said to someone else twenty years ago.
(Even if one of those someones was me)
(Even if one of those someones was me)
Fuck Israel
lol i used to do thatMacbeth wrote:
I don't hit electronics and expect them to start working.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
I use logic.
oh! because i don't drive over broken glass on purpose because it makes a "neat sound"
...and then when they go flat, blame someone else for driving too fast and wearing them out
...and then when they go flat, blame someone else for driving too fast and wearing them out
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BS. i dont know one guy who has not done that.Macbeth wrote:
I don't hit electronics and expect them to start working.
or engine oil in the transmission.krazed wrote:
Dilbert_X wrote:
Because I don't put engine oil in the brake fluid reservoir.
I know the rules of sports like football, baseball, basketball, etc.
I have a penis.
neither do womenMacbeth wrote:
I don't hit electronics and expect them to start working.
I can do math.
...because I'm smart?
my vagina was replaced with a penis
I can park a car.
I don't go shopping
...if I were, I would never leave the house and would have the worst case of carpal tunnel syndrome you've ever seen.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
From playing with your vagina?FEOS wrote:
...if I were, I would never leave the house and would have the worst case of carpal tunnel syndrome you've ever seen.
I don't feel the need to ask someone the same question in 4 different ways, and then get shitty when the person I'm asking gets annoyed that they have been asked so many times.