i never toast poptarts. only people who love penis in or around their mouth domtb0minime wrote:
Be sure to let the Pop Tart cool for a little bit when you pull it out of the toaster. Don't want your dick getting burned by the hot jam inside.1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
only if you love penis in or around your anusburnzz wrote:
better than poptarts
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I toast poptarts. Because I like to feel their warmth going down my throat.1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
i never toast poptarts. only people who love penis in or around their mouth domtb0minime wrote:
Be sure to let the Pop Tart cool for a little bit when you pull it out of the toaster. Don't want your dick getting burned by the hot jam inside.1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
only if you love penis in or around your anus
i'm extreme muthafucka. you wouldn't knowmtb0minime wrote:
That's disgusting. Considering how you are a self-proclaimed Pop-tart connoisseur, how could you not toast pop-tarts? It just wakes up all the flavor inside. Eating them cold is boring. Might as well eat a piece of plain bread with your dick in it. And then clean off the bread crumbs by sticking it in your boyfriend's ass, then eating his asshole and getting the crumbs back on your face, then letting him wipe his dick on your face to get the crumbs off, which are then stuck on his dick, so he cleans it by sticking it in your ass, then tosses your salad, etc., etc.
^ This.Flaming_Maniac wrote:
cold poptarts are shit
Cold spaghetti-O's are shit as well.
i prefer the beefaroni but yaFlaming_Maniac wrote:
Cold spaghetti-O's are the shit as well.
interestingPoseidon wrote:
frozen pop tarts
only certain ones... like the hot fudge sundae ones1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
interestingPoseidon wrote:
frozen pop tarts
Yeah, surprised you haven't heard of that, considering how much you know about PTs. Frozen S'more PTs are great.1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
interestingPoseidon wrote:
frozen pop tarts
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i could see where you got confused - poptart withdrawal, srs bsns1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
well not really last year. may
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G'night, Mr. Attak.1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
it's only 5:35pm
Last edited by mtb0minime (2009-11-08 17:37:12)
i like the food there. reminds me of texmex. i ate in Nebraska once, it was corn chowder for an appetizer, corn on the cob, corn breaded corn with corn bread, and for desert it was sweet corn covered in corn syrup. they were fresh out of corn poptarts, some bastard bought 'em out.1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
if you're in mexifornia
