Benzin
Member
+576|6415
... but I just have to share this anecdote. Probably will get locked for bad taste and humor, but I have to share.

My girlfriend and I were talking on Skype with my parents (who live in the USA) and we got on the subject of me maintaining residence at our current house. I was curious what would happen if they should move and what I would have to do with maintaining residence in Georgia (where they live now). Instead of getting a PO Box or anything like that, I just asked if I could theoretically just keep my residence with them wherever it is they move to. They said yea, that would work. My girlfriend's response to this: "What is that syndrome about children refusing to leave home?" Me: "Being Jewish."

Sorry, we're in tears laughing at it, and I had to share with someone.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7038|London, England
damn those jews
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7197|Great Brown North
i lold   +1

also since my lips are retardedly fucking dry i just split them again

Last edited by krazed (2009-11-15 10:26:52)

Benzin
Member
+576|6415

krazed wrote:

i lold   +1

also since my lips are retardedly fucking dry i just split them again
my apologies for making your lips split open
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7066

krazed wrote:

i lold   +1

also since my lips are retardedly fucking dry i just split them again
You've gotta get on the chapstick. Also, it makes my lips taste like awesome.
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7197|Great Brown North
yeah i got some today... doesnt mean i have to like it
13/f/taiwan
Member
+940|6116
Hehe
-MetaL*
Sup guies
+157|6051|Southern California
lllllllllllloooooooollllllllllllllllllllllll
Blade4509
Wrench turnin' fool
+202|5926|America
As long as you don't tip like one.
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
Mikey
D'ya like dags?
+16|5721
It's ok, you havn't offended anyone, Jews don't count as people.
Benzin
Member
+576|6415
thanks to whoever made my karma section all funny with the huge karma...
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6925
Jews aren't bad people, horses are bad people.
https://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/2/4/724780c17abb1b0c5828960b79c2fc15.jpg

Last edited by CanadianLoser (2009-11-15 13:49:40)

Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6119|College Park, MD
i don't get it
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6955|Long Island, New York

Mekstizzle wrote:

damn those jews
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6570|what

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/rac_goshawk/facepalm.gif
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
some_random_panda
Flamesuit essential
+454|6808

....
GR34
Member
+215|6962|ALBERTA> CANADA
racism where is that -1 button
nukchebi0
Пушкин, наше всё
+387|6741|New Haven, CT
I don't get it.

Also, Jews are intelligent enough to recognize that automatic tipping is stupid and monetarily wasteful. Don't hate on them because they trust their intellect more than you.

Last edited by nukchebi0 (2009-11-15 23:37:05)

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