You Have 3 Months to Live

2009-11-27 11:37:42

#1

Iconic Irony: Bare Back Rough Rider; +189|5693|San Angelo, TX

Post 10 things to do before you croak.

1. Skydive
2. Fly a jet.
3. Have sex with a midget.
4. Pay a hacker to hack into DoD networks where national secrets are kept.
5. Go vigilante on a criminal. (good synergy with #4)
6. Demolish a building with a wrecking ball.
7. Scuba dive in a shark cage with sharks swimming about and a piece of bloody meat in the cage.
8. Find a way to breathe underwater without assistance.
9. Rape Charlize Theron, the girl from Legend of the Seeker, Catherine Zeta-Jones and that lady from the Underworld movie on a subway. At the same time.
10. Sleep inside the gutted remains of a buffalo on a cold winter night.

2009-11-27 11:46:04

#2

Irishpride<3: [√] Flameworthy; +76|5717|Baile Atha Cliath, Éire

1 - Get a student loan/take out a mortgage.
2 - Go somewhere peaceful with my girlfriend for 1 month.
3 - Fly an F35-B.
4 - Sky-dive.
5 - Swim with dolphins (with my girlfriend).
6 - Meet Anthony Hopkins.
7 - Go fishing with my family for 2 weeks (with my girlfriend too).
8 - Spend a week getting shitfaced with my mates in Australia (excluding girlfriend, for obvious reasons ).
9 - Apologize to anybody who I've ever done bad for or insulted (as much as possible).
10 - Post the last 3 awesome Months on BF2s, and say goodbye

_{Disclaimer: *#10 might be replaced with something worthwhile*}

2009-11-27 11:47:33

#3

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7109

Wow Cougar. Those are some awesome and original aspirations.

x

2009-11-27 11:48:38

#4

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6870|The Twilight Zone

Bucket list

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2009-11-27 11:52:37

#5

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|6414

Iconic Irony wrote:
Post 10 things to do before you croak.

9. Rape Charlize Theron, the girl from Legend of the Seeker, Catherine Zeta-Jones and that lady from the Underworld movie on a subway. At the same time.

aww resorting to rape? cause you know they'd say no after all

2009-11-27 11:53:29

#6

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7173|Scotland

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
Iconic Irony wrote:
Post 10 things to do before you croak.

9. Rape Charlize Theron, the girl from Legend of the Seeker, Catherine Zeta-Jones and that lady from the Underworld movie on a subway. At the same time.
aww resorting to rape? cause you know they'd say no after all

Who cares? You've got 3 months to lose, what exactly do you have to lose? You have everything to gain.

2009-11-27 11:53:55

#7

Brasso: member; +1,549|7047

Iconic Irony wrote:
that lady from the Underworld movie

kate beckinsale*

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2009-11-27 11:53:58

#8

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6870|The Twilight Zone

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
Iconic Irony wrote:
Post 10 things to do before you croak.

9. Rape Charlize Theron, the girl from Legend of the Seeker, Catherine Zeta-Jones and that lady from the Underworld movie on a subway. At the same time.
aww resorting to rape? cause you know they'd say no after all

owned

2009-11-27 11:54:02

#9

jord: Member; +2,382|7095|The North, beyond the wall.

Rape Britney spears

2009-11-27 11:55:22

#10

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6870|The Twilight Zone

Zimmer wrote:
Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
Iconic Irony wrote:
Post 10 things to do before you croak.

9. Rape Charlize Theron, the girl from Legend of the Seeker, Catherine Zeta-Jones and that lady from the Underworld movie on a subway. At the same time.
aww resorting to rape? cause you know they'd say no after all
Who cares? You've got 3 months to lose, what exactly do you have to lose? You have everything to gain.

Heaven. You will not see it.

https://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t115/lil_lily_devil/Funny/devil.jpg

jord wrote:
Rape Britney spears

Dauntless won't be happy...

Last edited by .Sup (2009-11-27 11:55:47)

2009-11-27 11:55:52

#11

jord: Member; +2,382|7095|The North, beyond the wall.

Rape Mariah Carey

2009-11-27 11:55:55

#12

SamBo: Blackburn Rovers Fan; +102|5740|Stoke, England

Visit jord

2009-11-27 11:57:55

#13

jord: Member; +2,382|7095|The North, beyond the wall.

Nice one sam

Rape Shakira

2009-11-27 11:58:04

#14

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7066

I'd sex up Kimmmmmmmmmmmm. Voluntarily of course, rape is mean.

2009-11-27 11:59:53

#15

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6995|Columbus, OH

9 things too many

How bout I stay home and croak, maybe finish my last six pack in the frig

2009-11-27 12:00:17

#16

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6870|The Twilight Zone

ghettoperson wrote:
I'd sex up Kimmmmmmmmmmmm. Voluntarily of course, rape is mean.

The question is would Kim do you

2009-11-27 12:04:13

#17

Iconic Irony: Bare Back Rough Rider; +189|5693|San Angelo, TX

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
Iconic Irony wrote:
Post 10 things to do before you croak.

9. Rape Charlize Theron, the girl from Legend of the Seeker, Catherine Zeta-Jones and that lady from the Underworld movie on a subway. At the same time.
aww resorting to rape? cause you know they'd say no after all

Yeah basically. But I'd trade all those girls in for you Kimm. Here's my dating vid, wanna hook up?

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2009-11-27 12:04:16

#18

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7066

.Sup wrote:
ghettoperson wrote:
I'd sex up Kimmmmmmmmmmmm. Voluntarily of course, rape is mean.
The question is would Kim do you

Of course she would, I'm delightful.

2009-11-27 12:06:35

#19

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6870|The Twilight Zone

Its good to be confident

2009-11-27 12:16:15

#20

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5890|Ventura, California

1 - Get laid multiple times
2 - Go see mount Everest
3 - See the Grand Canyon
4 - Go vigilante (Love that idea )
5 - Spend time with the people I love
6 - Drive a car

I can't think of much more.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2009-11-27 12:16:31

#21

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6985|Mountains of NC

1. shit on the white house lawn
2. rob a casino
3. sneak into Megan Foxs house at night and whisper into her ear " You're mine " ...... in the morning she makes me waffles
4. steal a lambo and go blue brothers style in Mall of america
5. as Bar Refaeli slowly starts to rub body oil on ...... I slide into her bed with a heart shaved into my pubes
6. joker style Poloskis car
7. hunt down as many child molesters and NAMBLA
8. Scarlett Johansson, me and Keeley Hazell ........ someone is getting pregnet
9. vist each and every person on the active list
10. 30 sec commerical of me sitting on the couch - watching porn and scratching my nuts - during 3 quarter of Super Bowl

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2009-11-27 12:18:45

#22

Iconic Irony: Bare Back Rough Rider; +189|5693|San Angelo, TX

-Sh1fty- wrote:
1 - Get laid multiple times <---LOL
2 - Go see mount Everest
3 - See the Grand Canyon
4 - Go vigilante (Love that idea )
5 - Spend time with the people I love
6 - Drive a car <-------BUHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can't think of much more.

Fail

2009-11-27 12:21:40

#23

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7197|Great Brown North

that is prettty fail

2009-11-27 12:22:41

#24

jord: Member; +2,382|7095|The North, beyond the wall.

Does writing a list of 10 awesome things that won't happen not depress you?

2009-11-27 12:25:36

#25

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6985|Mountains of NC

jord wrote:
Does writing a list of 10 awesome things that won't happen not depress you?

I'm shooting for at least 50% of my list ........ I'll feel balanced at least

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