Ok so if I move to England or some shit and develop some sort of british accent or something, and come back to the states and start talking do you think i'll be the shit?
i think so
i think so
Jst watch a lot of Hugh grant movies and you'll be in there.=NHB=Shadow wrote:
Ok so if I move to England or some shit and develop some sort of british accent or something, and come back to the states and start talking do you think i'll be the shit?
i think so
it's hard though cause im asian and I CANT EVEN PULL AN ASIAN ACCENT GRRRRRRRRR
that's what I get for being born in america
that's what I get for being born in america
BWUAHAHHA! That video is so true! I asked my sister the questions and she didn't know half OMG I FEEL BETRAYED BY A SWISS FAMILY
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Asian accents don't work in the US. Trust me.=NHB=Shadow wrote:
it's hard though cause im asian and I CANT EVEN PULL AN ASIAN ACCENT GRRRRRRRRR
that's what I get for being born in america
But, Asian with money in Europe, hell yeah!!! True that about them and Bacardi Breezers, as well as Coke and rum.
I want to develop a european accent and come back to the states cause all the girls will be like Oh My GawD hes asian and he has a european accent!!!1Ilocano wrote:
Asian accents don't work in the US. Trust me.=NHB=Shadow wrote:
it's hard though cause im asian and I CANT EVEN PULL AN ASIAN ACCENT GRRRRRRRRR
that's what I get for being born in america
But, Asian with money in Europe, hell yeah!!! True that about them and Bacardi Breezers, as well as Coke and rum.
WTF is a European accent?
and why the fuck doesn't that sound weird without 'an' in front?
and why the fuck doesn't that sound weird without 'an' in front?
iono you tell mePrivateVendetta wrote:
WTF is a European accent?
and why the fuck doesn't that sound weird without 'an' in front?
Must have been a French, who have a habit of not pronouncing the vowel "e".PrivateVendetta wrote:
WTF is a European accent?
and why the fuck doesn't that sound weird without 'an' in front?
'U' would still need 'an'
It's based on sound, in this case, "y".PrivateVendetta wrote:
'U' would still need 'an'
So my sister was watching this while I was eating dinner. I saw literally just 10 minutes of it. It's so fucking retarded and mindless and not entertaining at all. I mean, I could watch America's Funniest Home Videos and see people getting hit in the nuts for hours on end, but watching this?!? It's just mentally exhausting and draining and I felt stupider after watching it.
could this tread contain anything more funny?AussieReaper wrote:
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
new episode was amazing. im gonna be depressed when its over. jersey shore 2 better be in the making
SEREMAKER wrote:
brad living in america for four years does not make you american. i lived in england for longer than that, and i have a british passport. i am neither british or english. you are swiss, with some obscure hard-on for the us military, and weird ideas about girls.
think i just tl;dr'd your life.
think i just tl;dr'd your life.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
^thisFatherTed wrote:
brad living in america for four years does not make you american. i lived in england for longer than that, and i have a british passport. i am neither british or english. you are swiss, with some obscure hard-on for the us military, and weird ideas about girls.
think i just tl;dr'd your life.
5 Ways Jersey Shore Is Just Like Final Fantasy
Yeah, we went there.
by Erik Brudvig, David Clayman, Ryan Geddes
January 14, 2010 - It's an indisputable fact that the two most important entertainment properties in the world are Final Fantasy and Jersey Shore. The former is a long-running Japanese role-playing game series published by Square-Enix. The latter is an upstart reality show about a group of lovable ragamuffins who live in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. After just a few episodes, those crazy Jersey Shore kids have become America's sweethearts.
On the surface, it seems like the two have nothing in common. The people of the Final Fantasy universe are mainly concerned with fighting evil and saving the world, while the people of Jersey Shore spend most of their time trying to avoid puking on each other. But after extensive research on the part of the IGN Center For Games And Television and Culture and Studies, we've found that the two beloved series are near mirror images of one another.
Remember when that annoying kid who sat next to you in history class would never shut up about the connections between Abraham Lincoln and Marilyn Monroe? Well, this is far more important than that. Who were those people, anyway? They certainly didn't have shows on MTV, and they don't show up in any videogames.
Here, for the first time, we proudly present the results of a massive, minutes-long study that spanned the length of an entire section of the IGN offices. We think you'll find the resemblance between the Final Fantasy universe and Jersey Shore cast nothing short of uncanny.
Below you'll find five examples, along with images of both properties in action. We've let ladies and gentlemen of Jersey Shore speak in their own words, in quotes they've uttered on the show. Enjoy.
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Random Battles
You never know when a fight will break out. After gathering a party of heroes and wandering out into the night, tension is naturally high. Grandiose plans are made. Love is gained and lost. But there are those that would oppose these heroes and they could strike at any time, emerging from the darkness swiftly and picking a battle for no other reason than the fact that they exist and so do our champions.
After a battle, potions and herbs are sometimes needed to heal wounds. Other times, too many potions and herbs cause these battles.
Grinding
We're not talking about the kind of grinding that happens when the house music starts pumping, but if you want to run with that analogy somehow please go ahead. We're talking about all of the mini-games and repetitive motions that must be accomplished if you want to succeed when the pressure is on. Some might take the gym-tan-laundry (GTL) route. Others might perform tasks for the local shopkeeper. As long as you feel fresh at the end, you can be fresh.
Half Naked Stars
These guys and dolls aren't afraid to show a little skin. They don't just take their shirts off. OK, sometimes they do. The point is that true fashion is all about being selectively revealing. For the ladies, might we suggest stockings instead of pants? For the guys, the important thing is to show off your chest and arms while still wearing as many shiny things as possible. Buckles or gaudy jewelry are primo accessories.
Spiky Hair
The hair makes the man. Some may say that such preening points towards strange underlying psychological issues, but we all know that if your hair isn't blown out there is simply no way to get noticed by the right people. We've made up off the record rumors that the good folks at Paul Mitchell Hair Products stayed in business through the Great Recession thanks to these guys.
Remember: The closer your hair gets to an Escher drawing, the closer you are to perfection.
Crazy Names
Shakespeare wrote that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. He obviously never met these people. What's in a name? Everything. The Situation. Vincent Valentine. Beatrix. Jwoww. These are the names that hits are made out of. A guy named Cloud? That's preposterous. Tell me more. What in the heck is a Snooki? I'll have to watch to find out.
Yeah, we went there.
by Erik Brudvig, David Clayman, Ryan Geddes
January 14, 2010 - It's an indisputable fact that the two most important entertainment properties in the world are Final Fantasy and Jersey Shore. The former is a long-running Japanese role-playing game series published by Square-Enix. The latter is an upstart reality show about a group of lovable ragamuffins who live in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. After just a few episodes, those crazy Jersey Shore kids have become America's sweethearts.
On the surface, it seems like the two have nothing in common. The people of the Final Fantasy universe are mainly concerned with fighting evil and saving the world, while the people of Jersey Shore spend most of their time trying to avoid puking on each other. But after extensive research on the part of the IGN Center For Games And Television and Culture and Studies, we've found that the two beloved series are near mirror images of one another.
Remember when that annoying kid who sat next to you in history class would never shut up about the connections between Abraham Lincoln and Marilyn Monroe? Well, this is far more important than that. Who were those people, anyway? They certainly didn't have shows on MTV, and they don't show up in any videogames.
Here, for the first time, we proudly present the results of a massive, minutes-long study that spanned the length of an entire section of the IGN offices. We think you'll find the resemblance between the Final Fantasy universe and Jersey Shore cast nothing short of uncanny.
Below you'll find five examples, along with images of both properties in action. We've let ladies and gentlemen of Jersey Shore speak in their own words, in quotes they've uttered on the show. Enjoy.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Random Battles
You never know when a fight will break out. After gathering a party of heroes and wandering out into the night, tension is naturally high. Grandiose plans are made. Love is gained and lost. But there are those that would oppose these heroes and they could strike at any time, emerging from the darkness swiftly and picking a battle for no other reason than the fact that they exist and so do our champions.
After a battle, potions and herbs are sometimes needed to heal wounds. Other times, too many potions and herbs cause these battles.
Grinding
We're not talking about the kind of grinding that happens when the house music starts pumping, but if you want to run with that analogy somehow please go ahead. We're talking about all of the mini-games and repetitive motions that must be accomplished if you want to succeed when the pressure is on. Some might take the gym-tan-laundry (GTL) route. Others might perform tasks for the local shopkeeper. As long as you feel fresh at the end, you can be fresh.
Half Naked Stars
These guys and dolls aren't afraid to show a little skin. They don't just take their shirts off. OK, sometimes they do. The point is that true fashion is all about being selectively revealing. For the ladies, might we suggest stockings instead of pants? For the guys, the important thing is to show off your chest and arms while still wearing as many shiny things as possible. Buckles or gaudy jewelry are primo accessories.
Spiky Hair
The hair makes the man. Some may say that such preening points towards strange underlying psychological issues, but we all know that if your hair isn't blown out there is simply no way to get noticed by the right people. We've made up off the record rumors that the good folks at Paul Mitchell Hair Products stayed in business through the Great Recession thanks to these guys.
Remember: The closer your hair gets to an Escher drawing, the closer you are to perfection.
Crazy Names
Shakespeare wrote that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. He obviously never met these people. What's in a name? Everything. The Situation. Vincent Valentine. Beatrix. Jwoww. These are the names that hits are made out of. A guy named Cloud? That's preposterous. Tell me more. What in the heck is a Snooki? I'll have to watch to find out.
IGN lelz. They trying to be like crackd.
step 1: get cast of show together
step 2: carpet bomb area
step 3: rejoice at cleaning up the gene pool
step 2: carpet bomb area
step 3: rejoice at cleaning up the gene pool
krazed wrote:
step 1: get cast of show together
step 2: carpet bomb area
step 3: rejoice at cleaning up the gene pool
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
And back when Cracked still had a print form, it was trying to be MAD.Cybargs wrote:
IGN lelz. They trying to be like crackd.
krazed wrote:
step 1: get cast of show together
step 2: carpet bomb area
step 3: rejoice at cleaning up the gene pool
????
Profit!!!
Brad, you're not American. You think you are, but you're not. And as far as someone marrying you for your citizenship, the only women that would do that are coming from 2nd and 3rd world countries. Even then, though, I think they'd rather be with a European. Cuz you know, Europe > USA.
That pretty well describes every female living in New Jersey.-Sh1fty- wrote:
The first time I saw the thread I thought it said, "Jersey Whore".
Pauly D is sick