Does "valentine cards for men" mean cards to be given to a man or to be bought by a man?
that you live in gayvilleburnzz wrote:
the wife told me that a local store was out of Valentines cards for men, but there were plenty left for women.liquidat0r wrote:
I've been informed not to get a card for her, or give her flowers, or anything ... so we're going out for a meal.
what does that mean?
^ hey look, it's Mr. Mayor!11 Bravo wrote:
that you live in gayville
fuck Valentines day.
Pancake day on tuesday.
Pancake day on tuesday.
Making dinner for my girlfriend and I
it's official, i will be drinking away my loneliness.
are you really lonely?androoz wrote:
it's official, i will be drinking away my loneliness.
no, y?burnzz wrote:
are you really lonely?androoz wrote:
it's official, i will be drinking away my loneliness.
he's like 14 so it'll be kool aid or something
You offering?burnzz wrote:
are you really lonely?androoz wrote:
it's official, i will be drinking away my loneliness.
naw, i was going to tell him to drink alot and drink it fast . . .
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no.Mekstizzle wrote:
he's like 14 so it'll be kool aid or something
heinekens + vodka and some grapjuice. dunno if any of that will go well together lol
i'm partying tonight, tomorrow night, and monday night before i leave on wednesday. come tuesday, i'm going to be drained
Baba Booey
I might go and watch Atletico Madrid vs Barcelona somewhere. Should be a good game. Fuck you Zimmer, go Atletico
ya i mite just flip on the game too i suppose with my mates.Mekstizzle wrote:
I might go and watch Atletico Madrid vs Barcelona somewhere. Should be a good game. Fuck you Zimmer, go Atletico
dinner, then groupsex
I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years
Damn you world and I doubt donning A&F and levi's will help the situation
Damn you world and I doubt donning A&F and levi's will help the situation
Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
Girlfriends are better at buying cards early than guys. All the guys are gunna run out tommorrow morning to buy them, the girls all got them two weeks ago.11 Bravo wrote:
that you live in gayvilleburnzz wrote:
the wife told me that a local store was out of Valentines cards for men, but there were plenty left for women.liquidat0r wrote:
I've been informed not to get a card for her, or give her flowers, or anything ... so we're going out for a meal.
what does that mean?
who needs a card, when you can have a brand new car!!
My girls in Disney land so I dont have to buy her anything hahahah sucks to be you guys, but I am missing out on woo hoo
My uni had a traffic light system on friday, with red, orange and green stickers depending on your relationship status. It was going to be really easy to find the lonely desperate girls based on how many green stickers they covered themselves in, but my plan fell through when I got plastered on cheap tequila and forgot all about my scheme.
they had that at a club here where you wear red clothes for taken, orange clothes for not exclusive and green for gagging for it singleghettoperson wrote:
My uni had a traffic light system on friday, with red, orange and green stickers depending on your relationship status. It was going to be really easy to find the lonely desperate girls based on how many green stickers they covered themselves in, but my plan fell through when I got plastered on cheap tequila and forgot all about my scheme.
although this was the club in my city where all the complete sluts go so:
Red clothes + 1 Drink = Green clothes
mkxiii wrote:
Red clothes + 1 Drink = Green clothes
Ahh fuck knows what me and the woman are doing, she's at work atm, she says she got me a very small something, and she told me not to get her anything...might have to go and get her something though.
i bought my wife a pair of Ruby earrings, and i'm giving her a pearl necklace for free
reverse psychology mateCammRobb wrote:
mkxiii wrote:
Red clothes + 1 Drink = Green clothes
Ahh fuck knows what me and the woman are doing, she's at work atm, she says she got me a very small something, and she told me not to get her anything...might have to go and get her something though.