Congrats - here is mah gift to you
Cool you're gona be a Dad.
Congratz
Congratz
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Congratulations!!! High five man! Now name him after me. Good to hear that you're working through the rough spots. Marriage isn't always hunky dory, highs and lows my friend. Look like you're on the way up again. Enjoy it. And get ready, those little "anchors" change everything. Honestly, I wasn't to excited the first two years. Babies are totally a chick thing, they eat, sleep, shit all while crying. However once they start to "get" what's going on around them. Awesome stuff. I've got a shadow now, and the next thing you know they're in school. Time friggin' evaporates. Again Congratulations!!! Now go kiss your wife.Iconic Irony wrote:
Meh, me and the wife are getting along better now anyways, so it isn't so bad. Besides it's just the test positive, babies miscarry alot in the first 3 months, so there's no guarantee yet.
As long as it's a boy I'm not totally against the idea....
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Good luck man.
I take it this means the end of pics of you eating butter off yourself?
I take it this means the end of pics of you eating butter off yourself?
I feel sorry for your child that his parents were already on the verge of divorce before his birth and his dad thinks his mum is fucking retarded
All of which is well documented on the internetsLucien wrote:
I feel sorry for your child that his parents were already on the verge of divorce before his birth and his dad thinks his mum is fucking retarded
That's going to be one big friggin baby.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
130% better than my parents tbh.Lucien wrote:
I feel sorry for your child that his parents were already on the verge of divorce before his birth and his dad thinks his mum is fucking retarded
Name it Jordan
Jordan Irony, has a nice ring to it.jord wrote:
Name it Jordan
So 100% of people on the internet agree on the name Jordan, go for it
Also, wat
"You may post 7 hours, 59 minutes ago "
Also, wat
"You may post 7 hours, 59 minutes ago "
I don't think he'd want to name his Child after a pornstar, or after an Arabic countryjord wrote:
Name it Jordan
lawl, your ban expired . . .jord wrote:
So 100% of people on the internet agree on the name Jordan, go for it
Also, wat
"You may post 7 hours, 59 minutes ago "
Huh, oh, I don't have the internet at home anymore.burnzz wrote:
lawl, your ban expired . . .jord wrote:
So 100% of people on the internet agree on the name Jordan, go for it
Also, wat
"You may post 7 hours, 59 minutes ago "
Anyway Mek, it's after Micheal Jordan, Jordan Sparks, or the best one, Jordan the Northerner.
'Jordan the Northern' is better
My 2 hours of weekday internet all up soon, twas fun guiz
K.. Why only 2 hours?jord wrote:
My 2 hours of weekday internet all up soon, twas fun guiz
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
has to hand crank the generator the other 22DBBrinson1 wrote:
K.. Why only 2 hours?jord wrote:
My 2 hours of weekday internet all up soon, twas fun guiz
I'm sure the kid is going to know he was a mistake you didn't want.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
LawlS.Lythberg wrote:
has to hand crank the generator the other 22DBBrinson1 wrote:
K.. Why only 2 hours?jord wrote:
My 2 hours of weekday internet all up soon, twas fun guiz
Nah I aint got internet at home anymore so I'm at my dads on his POS
So, you've decided to ruin your life.
Ah...jord wrote:
LawlS.Lythberg wrote:
has to hand crank the generator the other 22DBBrinson1 wrote:
K.. Why only 2 hours?
Nah I aint got internet at home anymore so I'm at my dads on his POS
@shfty: Where does it say he doesn't want a kid?
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
He's giving me that impression. If he wants it then great congratz.DBBrinson1 wrote:
@shfty: Where does it say he doesn't want a kid?
Just saying man, it's the idea of him about to divorce. Otherwise it's great because the kid brought them back together.
Anyway...I'll shat up nao
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
No yer' right. I kinda think he was just venting. After all, it is Cougar.-Sh1fty- wrote:
He's giving me that impression. If he wants it then great congratz.DBBrinson1 wrote:
@shfty: Where does it say he doesn't want a kid?
Just saying man, it's the idea of him about to divorce. Otherwise it's great because the kid brought them back together.
Anyway...I'll shat up nao
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Don't have sex with her while she's pregnant. That's gross. Think about it- your (unborn) child was in the room while you had sex. Actually, (s)he wasn't just in the room, (s)he was inches away. Grooossssss.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families