1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

AussieReaper wrote:

You still palm reading and getting signs, mate?
No but Ive noticed I fart a lot when I laugh now and I get a cracking boner when I get tired.  Thats mid 30's for you mate.  Still I know all my bits still work that way so I dont care really, providing Im tired wearing jeans and not shorts.  Im also going bald.  All the hair is retracting and storing itself up for 10 years time when it starts coming out of my ears n nose
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6892|Little Bentcock
Don't mind Reaps, '27, he gets a bit antsy.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6743|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

You still palm reading and getting signs, mate?
No but Ive noticed I fart a lot when I laugh now and I get a cracking boner when I get tired.  Thats mid 30's for you mate.  Still I know all my bits still work that way so I dont care really, providing Im tired wearing jeans and not shorts.  Im also going bald.  All the hair is retracting and storing itself up for 10 years time when it starts coming out of my ears n nose
Well atleast you don't need adult diapers yet. Wouldn't that be awkward when going to the pisser at the pub and starting to remove that white plastic bag under your Levi's.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6892|Little Bentcock

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

You still palm reading and getting signs, mate?
No but Ive noticed I fart a lot when I laugh now and I get a cracking boner when I get tired.  Thats mid 30's for you mate.  Still I know all my bits still work that way so I dont care really, providing Im tired wearing jeans and not shorts.  Im also going bald.  All the hair is retracting and storing itself up for 10 years time when it starts coming out of my ears n nose
Well atleast you don't need adult diapers yet. Wouldn't that be awkward when going to the pisser at the pub and starting to remove that white plastic bag under your Levi's.
but they would make his bum look great.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6767

if you had 'em on, why'd ye go to the pisser? wouldn't ye keep your seat and just drink moar?
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6423|what

1927 wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

You still palm reading and getting signs, mate?
No but Ive noticed I fart a lot when I laugh now and I get a cracking boner when I get tired.  Thats mid 30's for you mate.  Still I know all my bits still work that way so I dont care really, providing Im tired wearing jeans and not shorts.  Im also going bald.  All the hair is retracting and storing itself up for 10 years time when it starts coming out of my ears n nose
Wait, I wrote that wrong.

Meant to say:

You still making signs and fist bumping, mate?
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
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Dauntless wrote:

KEYBOARD FAILURE

PRESS F1 TO CONTINUE, F2 TO ENTER SETUP
lel, jackasses.
I get that sometimes.
jay_courage
Alive in a sea of mediocre
+131|6229|Carnoustie
WTF is in kfc's 11 secret herbs and spices??? I can taste rosemary salt and pepper and nothing else. Are they lying to us all?
I Friggin Love The Nhs
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6743|6 6 4 oh, I forget

burnzz wrote:

if you had 'em on, why'd ye go to the pisser? wouldn't ye keep your seat and just drink moar?
What happens when you go sit with a diaper full of weewee? Sploosh.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6423|what

jay_courage wrote:

WTF is in kfc's 11 secret herbs and spices??? I can taste rosemary salt and pepper and nothing else. Are they lying to us all?
Thime. Lemom. Potato. The rest is just preservatives.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6743|6 6 4 oh, I forget

jay_courage wrote:

WTF is in kfc's 11 secret herbs and spices??? I can taste rosemary salt and pepper and nothing else. Are they lying to us all?
Sand makes it crunchy

I'm off home. Bi bi.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Adams_BJ wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:


No but Ive noticed I fart a lot when I laugh now and I get a cracking boner when I get tired.  Thats mid 30's for you mate.  Still I know all my bits still work that way so I dont care really, providing Im tired wearing jeans and not shorts.  Im also going bald.  All the hair is retracting and storing itself up for 10 years time when it starts coming out of my ears n nose
Well atleast you don't need adult diapers yet. Wouldn't that be awkward when going to the pisser at the pub and starting to remove that white plastic bag under your Levi's.
but they would make his bum look great.
What you mean would?

Fuck all wrong with it now
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

jay_courage wrote:

WTF is in kfc's 11 secret herbs and spices??? I can taste rosemary salt and pepper and nothing else. Are they lying to us all?
Sand makes it crunchy

I'm off home. Bi bi.
see u later crocodile
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

AussieReaper wrote:

1927 wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

You still palm reading and getting signs, mate?
No but Ive noticed I fart a lot when I laugh now and I get a cracking boner when I get tired.  Thats mid 30's for you mate.  Still I know all my bits still work that way so I dont care really, providing Im tired wearing jeans and not shorts.  Im also going bald.  All the hair is retracting and storing itself up for 10 years time when it starts coming out of my ears n nose
Wait, I wrote that wrong.

Meant to say:

You still making signs and fist bumping, mate?
Yeah making signs still this is our 98th year in buisness of doing so.

Dunno what fist bumping is.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6767

cya Ultra
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
How's it hanging Mr Burnzz?
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6767

pretty well, i'm up to my waist in work. and yourself, are you getting the crippling snow like England is?
Phatmatt
Vroom Vroom
+298|6459|Canada

Good Morning Bee-f-two-ss
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6423|what

1927 wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

1927 wrote:


No but Ive noticed I fart a lot when I laugh now and I get a cracking boner when I get tired.  Thats mid 30's for you mate.  Still I know all my bits still work that way so I dont care really, providing Im tired wearing jeans and not shorts.  Im also going bald.  All the hair is retracting and storing itself up for 10 years time when it starts coming out of my ears n nose
Wait, I wrote that wrong.

Meant to say:

You still making signs and fist bumping, mate?
Yeah making signs still this is our 98th year in buisness of doing so.

Dunno what fist bumping is.
Havnin' a good time doing it still?

Last I heard from you some pricks had ordered and not payed.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

burnzz wrote:

pretty well, i'm up to my waist in work. and yourself, are you getting the crippling snow like England is?
Its currently lashing down with snow, just started in last 5 mins.  Im also msn'ing with Mollie (daughter) bought her a lappy for crimbo.  Glad you got plenty of work on mate, Im quite busy and had 3 days off last week cos of snow, cant afford to do this this week, its supposed to snow for about 18 hours or so starting......10 mins or so ago
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6377|Birmingham, UK
You've still got snow? It's starting to melt here in Birmingham at least.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

AussieReaper wrote:

1927 wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:


Wait, I wrote that wrong.

Meant to say:

You still making signs and fist bumping, mate?
Yeah making signs still this is our 98th year in buisness of doing so.

Dunno what fist bumping is.
Havnin' a good time doing it still?

Last I heard from you some pricks had ordered and not payed.
Yeah I love it, we got the money last time but they late again.  They much bigger than us and owned by The Brady Corporation and they are far too big for us to start pushing around.  I love my job always have.  Its hard when my Sis thinks she's my boss and I prolly have to sack sum1 soon.  He only been with us for 35 years approx, Ive been weighing it up for 11 months now and no matter how or what I do im gonna seem like a cunt.  But I come here everyday for the future not the past, its what Mollie wants to do in 10 years or so, even less.  If I dont do something we wont be here then.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6892|Little Bentcock
3:15 am, should I hit the sack, gents?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

SEREVENT wrote:

You've still got snow? It's starting to melt here in Birmingham at least.
Just started now, most the shit from last week has fucked off though
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6767

SEREVENT, you can have some of mine . . .

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