BF2S Forums EE Chat - January

King_County_Downy wrote:

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually
attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
gentleman who is seated over there." ..and indicated the sender with a
nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man,
thendecided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering
nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the
gentleman.  The note read:

"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own
in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed
him to deliver it to the lady.  It read:

"Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be,
I have a Ferrari Maranello, Bentley Convertible, Mercedes SL600, and a
Porsche Carrera 4 in several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen,
Italy, South Florida and a 10,000 acre ranch in California.  There is
over one hundred and sixty million dollars in my bank account and
portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I
cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

I loves ya two baby.  Im gonna start calling you stuff like 'Baby Girl', 'Princess' and 'Sweetness' now.  Am I pushing my luck by calling you 'Sugar Tits'.  Its ment in the most non offensive way possible.  Will your fella start getting jealous?  I dont mean to cause you any grief.

While we are on the subject of offence:  I never mean to hand it out its just people sometimes take it from me.

hey, whatever floats your boat, i don't mind
and errr. the other half don't really care about what's going on on here, so what he don't know can't hurt him right?
and i'm sure he wouldn't mind even if he knew.

Well if he does find out and does kick off tell him, he can be 'sugar tits' and you can be 'princess'.

So thats it, I will call you 'Princess' from now on, you dont tell ya other half and I wont tell my Daughter.  You think he might go mad, nothing compared to my end if 'she' found out i was calling another girl Princess.

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

hey, whatever floats your boat, i don't mind
and errr. the other half don't really care about what's going on on here, so what he don't know can't hurt him right?
and i'm sure he wouldn't mind even if he knew.

Well if he does find out and does kick off tell him, he can be 'sugar tits' and you can be 'princess'.

So thats it, I will call you 'Princess' from now on, you dont tell ya other half and I wont tell my Daughter.  You think he might go mad, nothing compared to my end if 'she' found out i was calling another girl Princess.

i'm sure he'll be ok

@ Sere, feeling confident now are we?

SEREMAKER wrote:

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Well if he does find out and does kick off tell him, he can be 'sugar tits' and you can be 'princess'.

So thats it, I will call you 'Princess' from now on, you dont tell ya other half and I wont tell my Daughter.  You think he might go mad, nothing compared to my end if 'she' found out i was calling another girl Princess.

i'm sure he'll be ok

@ Sere, feeling confident now are we?

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