Yeah, so the wife starts taking this new diet pill on New Year's Day.
You've seen it:
It works by inhibiting your body from absorbing the fat you eat.
The thing is, where does the fat go?
There's no way other to say it:
Spoiler (highlight to read):
It leaks out of your ass, whether you want it to or not.
Not the explosive diarrhea thing either, it just gradually leaking out...
So the wife calls her friend:
"What the fuck? You said this was awesome."
"Yeah, that's a side affect. It trains you to avoid fatty foods."
I think her friend is going to buy the pills from her.
SO BEWARE SPORTS FANS...Alli is not a good idea.
On the plus side, this is the quickest I've ever been sent to the doghouse...
Spoiler (highlight to read):
My comment:
"I think you are looking at this all wrong. Easier buttsecks?"
I'm already in the shit, looking for some really "shitty" jokes to rub it in....
helps plz
You've seen it:
It works by inhibiting your body from absorbing the fat you eat.
The thing is, where does the fat go?
There's no way other to say it:
Spoiler (highlight to read):
It leaks out of your ass, whether you want it to or not.
Not the explosive diarrhea thing either, it just gradually leaking out...
So the wife calls her friend:
"What the fuck? You said this was awesome."
"Yeah, that's a side affect. It trains you to avoid fatty foods."
I think her friend is going to buy the pills from her.
SO BEWARE SPORTS FANS...Alli is not a good idea.
On the plus side, this is the quickest I've ever been sent to the doghouse...
Spoiler (highlight to read):
My comment:
"I think you are looking at this all wrong. Easier buttsecks?"
I'm already in the shit, looking for some really "shitty" jokes to rub it in....
helps plz