Avatar sex scene

2010-01-12 19:00:54

#1

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6001

Our friends at Movieline noticed that the sex scene between Jake and Neytiri that was axed from the movie is in the script Fox posted online. The Na'vi don't have sex like humans—they have "the ultimate intimacy."

No, these giant blue creatures don't need genitals (so then why the loincloths?) because they have their pony tail-like "queues" to mesh together. Riding your woman is just like riding a banshee, except the wind isn't in your face. Check out the dirtiest bits from page 90 of the script below. It's almost enough to...uh, make your hair stand on end.

http://gawker.com/5445676/the-avatar-na … e-revealed

https://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2010/01/500x_navisex.jpg

That doesn't sound very hot sounds fucking horrifying.

2010-01-12 19:02:15

#2

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6953|Long Island, New York

sounds like the sex from Demolition Man

2010-01-12 19:02:24

#3

Blade4509: Wrench turnin' fool; +202|5924|America

Ban for porn

"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"

2010-01-12 19:15:46

#4

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6826|'Murka

Raped by the flying spaghetti monster.

https://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/aa/Flying-spaghetti-monster.jpg

Last edited by FEOS (2010-01-12 19:17:06)

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2010-01-12 19:19:12

#5

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6987

FEOS wrote:
Raped by the flying spaghetti monster.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyc … onster.jpg

the fuck?

♥

2010-01-12 19:25:17

#6

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6826|'Murka

Did you read the OP? Sounds very spaghetti monster-ish.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular

2010-01-12 19:26:15

#7

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6393|Blue Mountain State

sounds hot

https://www.itwirx.com/other/hksignature.jpg

Baba Booey

2010-01-12 19:27:53

#8

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6001

FEOS wrote:
Did you read the OP? Sounds very spaghetti monster-ish.

CBS better?

2010-01-12 19:28:20

#9

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,822|6521|eXtreme to the maX

So they use their sexual member to connect with their steeds also.
Oh wait, so do we.

Fuck Israel

2010-01-12 19:29:29

#10

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6912

Dilbert_X wrote:
So they use their sexual member to connect with their steeds also.
Oh wait, so do we.

slow night in D&ST, eh?

2010-01-12 19:34:08

#11

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6826|'Murka

Macbeth wrote:
FEOS wrote:
Did you read the OP? Sounds very spaghetti monster-ish.
CBS better?

The source has nothing to do with it...it's the content.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular

2010-01-12 19:35:40

#12

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6826|'Murka

Dilbert_X wrote:
So they use their sexual member to connect with their steeds also.
Oh wait, so do we.

Sounds like someone's been in Australia a little too long...

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular

2010-01-12 19:37:47

#13

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6987

FEOS wrote:
Did you read the OP? Sounds very spaghetti monster-ish.

it does, but i'm amazed by that picture lol

♥

2010-01-12 19:39:53

#14

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6826|'Murka

Toilet Sex wrote:
FEOS wrote:
Did you read the OP? Sounds very spaghetti monster-ish.
it does, but i'm amazed by that picture lol

I'm shocked someone on teh interwebz hasn't seen that before...

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular

2010-01-12 20:04:06

#15

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6568|what

I came.

2010-01-12 20:04:42

#16

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6912

i saw.

2010-01-12 20:05:04

#17

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6393|Blue Mountain State

i hit em right thar in the jaw

Baba Booey

2010-01-12 20:28:20

#18

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6635|Phoenix, AZ

lol wat

I thought they did fuck though

Or whatever, the chick woke up and he wouldnt when those bulldozers were chopping the place down

2010-01-12 20:31:18

#19

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6978|British Columbia, Canada

I'm glad I'm not the only one that though that whole "pony tail-like queue" shit was disturbing in the movie

2010-01-12 21:52:34

#20

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5889|Ventura, California

GodFather wrote:
lol wat

I thought they did fuck though

Or whatever, the chick woke up and he wouldnt when those bulldozers were chopping the place down

I thought so too

So...why do their wear clothing then?

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-01-12 22:02:35

#21

tazz.: oz.; +1,339|6589|Sydney | ♥

That was in the movie.... the connecting of the nervous system shit..

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2010-01-12 23:20:56

#22

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6996|the dank(super) side of Oregon

tazz. wrote:
That was in the movie.... the connecting of the nervous system shit..

I don't think so.

2010-01-13 00:13:35

#23

Ioan92: Member; +337|6137

Poseidon wrote:
sounds like the sex from Demolition Man

2010-01-13 00:18:30

#24

Microwave: _; +515|7070|Loughborough Uni / Leeds, UK

tazz. wrote:
That was in the movie.... the connecting of the nervous system shit..

Yeah, that was definitely in the movie.

2010-01-13 00:32:31

#25

N00bkilla55404: Voices are calling...; +136|6346|Somewhere out in Space

-Sh1fty- wrote:
GodFather wrote:
lol wat

I thought they did fuck though

Or whatever, the chick woke up and he wouldnt when those bulldozers were chopping the place down
I thought so too

So...why do their wear clothing then?

OP's source was half-wrong.

Also there is Avatar porn out there, I cried a little and shuddered when I first saw.

FUCK YOU INTERNET!

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