Why did you say that? Do you work in a Prawn factory or a chess piece making factory?Iconic Irony wrote:
I just fired a guy and before he left I said "pwned".
He didn't get it.
'Owned' maybe, never 'poned'. Never.Boomerjinks wrote:
"pwned" is a word that should never be uttered vocally, and you are stupid for doing so.
wow youre a douche
[ ] big surprise
[ ] big surprise
don't crush his forum ego dude, its important to him.whaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
wow youre a douche
[ ] big surprise
Tu Stultus Es
Well obviously his job isn't.eleven bravo wrote:
don't crush his forum ego dude, its important to him.whaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
wow youre a douche
[ ] big surprise
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
if somebody fired me and said pwned I would call him a nerd faggot and beat his ass in the parking lot.
Tu Stultus Es
how funny would it be if something like this happened to op
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/artic … _shooting/
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/artic … _shooting/
Cougs wouldn't say it to someone he knew would beat his ass.eleven bravo wrote:
if somebody fired me and said pwned I would call him a nerd faggot and beat his ass in the parking lot.
Lol inorite?KuSTaV wrote:
Unprofessional on your behalf.
...that is what we're trying to figure out whats bad, right? Not whether he understood the internets reference?
None of you are going to believe this but......Dauntless wrote:
why did you fire him anyways
I now work for a large trucking company in a director position. This driver had been stealing and selling diesel at truckstops off his company fuel card for some time. Then, on the way into the yard, he purposly wrecked his truck causing mainly cosmetic damage, but none the less, damage. Then we found out, I shit you not on this, he had been pimping a 300 lb toothless black woman out of his truck.
Guy was a total scumbag.
See above. He deserved it.Dilbert_X wrote:
You're a twat, you shouldn't make a joke of firing people.Iconic Irony wrote:
I just fired a guy and before he left I said "pwned".The average person wouldn't.He didn't get it.
I don't. At all. I laughed. Everyone else laughed. Then we went to Applebee's.Blade4509 wrote:
That's awful. You should feel bad.
Nope.13/f/taiwan wrote:
He is trolling.
/derp
Trucking industry, but close enough.1927 wrote:
Why did you say that? Do you work in a Prawn factory or a chess piece making factory?Iconic Irony wrote:
I just fired a guy and before he left I said "pwned".
He didn't get it.
1) I know, and I think it's great. 2)Not really 3)Yes, it is, but I'm not employed by politically correct urban faggots anymore so I can get away with shit like that.Blade4509 wrote:
Well obviously his job isn't.eleven bravo wrote:
don't crush his forum ego dude, its important to him.whaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
wow youre a douche
[ ] big surprise
No, you wouldn't, you would get shot in a parking lot.eleven bravo wrote:
if somebody fired me and said pwned I would call him a nerd faggot and beat his ass in the parking lot.
This was a trucker that looked like Hacksaw Jim Dungan. I'm sure if he wanted he could've ripped my head off with his super-human meth-strength.SonderKommando wrote:
Cougs wouldn't say it to someone he knew would beat his ass.eleven bravo wrote:
if somebody fired me and said pwned I would call him a nerd faggot and beat his ass in the parking lot.
Also, for all who may be curious, I no longer work in the computer industy and quit my previous job in San Angelo that allowed me so much spare time to come here. Please excuse any time lapse's in my replies as I have very little of the aforementioned anymore.
BUT! Speaking of jobs, I mentioned I quit my old one, I decided to do it differently than the old fashioned "I quit" or "I resign" method. I sent this instead:
All I got back was a "......wow, good luck with that".email exchange with previous employer wrote:
Hi Eileen,
Sorry I have not called but it is hard to get cell phone service here in South Pacific ocean from the staging platform disguised as an oil tanker that I am aboard. Robots kidnapped my wife and I am on a mission with a group of mercenaries to rescue her from thier volcano island fortress lair. The going will be tough, the conditions extreme and the possibilities of survival slim, but this is something that must be done. These robot terrorists have to be stopped or they will kill again, my men and I are willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to stop their evil plot to blow up the moon and ruin America. If I don't return within a week, please remember me.
Sincerely,
Capt Andrew W. Nix
Gunner, 550th Robot Terrorism Task Force, Detachment Alpha6
Location Classified.
--- On Mon, 1/11/10, ***************.com> wrote:
From: ********, Eileen <************.com>
Subject: RE: URGENT - IMPORTANT - Please Read and REPLY ASAP
To: "'Andrew Nix'" <*************.com>
Cc: "R***, Jan" <Jan.*********.com>, "K***, Tammy" <Tammy.*****.com>, ">
Date: Monday, January 11, 2010, 4:53 PM
Andrew -
I have been advised by the IBM Operations Manager, that you have once again not reported to work since your last email below on 1/5/09 nor have you contact anyone at or IBM.
If you have decided to take another job opportunity, then can you reply back to this email and confirm ASAP?
I have tried to reach you on your cell phone but it will not allow me to leave a message.
If you do no not reply back to this email by Tuesday, 1/12/09 by COB (5 PM EST), your non-action will be considered "Job abandonment".
Your response is needed IMMEDIATELY.
Eileen ********
Client Executive
*** Corp IT Solutions
732-******office
908-*******cell
732-********fax
eileen.***********.com
www.***********
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: H*****, Eileen
Sent: Tuesday, January 05, 2010 1:52 PM
To: 'Andrew Nix'
Subject: RE: IMPORTANT - Please Read and REPLY ASAP
Importance: High
Andrew -
What seems to happen with a lot of our **I contractors, is that they forget that **I is their employer and thus you should ALWAYS contact your employer if you are going to be out of work for any reason at all.
In the future, you need to not only contact our client, IBM, but, also C** as well.
If you should have any questions or concerns, please let me know.
Thank you for the reply to my message.
Eileen He***********
Was she hot?Iconic Irony wrote:
Then we found out, I shit you not on this, he had been pimping a 300 lb toothless black woman out of his truck.
a whole lotta Rosie
as long as he dont come back and kill u "for firing his ass" its not badDauntless wrote:
yeah
Now you explained it he obviously did.See above. He deserved it.
Still, I'd always be careful firing people.
Did you beat the robots?
Fuck Israel
Good skills making that post mate, would of done my head in. I cant do all them multi quotes n that, too fucking complimicatedIconic Irony wrote:
Lol inorite?KuSTaV wrote:
Unprofessional on your behalf.
...that is what we're trying to figure out whats bad, right? Not whether he understood the internets reference?None of you are going to believe this but......Dauntless wrote:
why did you fire him anyways
I now work for a large trucking company in a director position. This driver had been stealing and selling diesel at truckstops off his company fuel card for some time. Then, on the way into the yard, he purposly wrecked his truck causing mainly cosmetic damage, but none the less, damage. Then we found out, I shit you not on this, he had been pimping a 300 lb toothless black woman out of his truck.
Guy was a total scumbag.See above. He deserved it.Dilbert_X wrote:
You're a twat, you shouldn't make a joke of firing people.Iconic Irony wrote:
I just fired a guy and before he left I said "pwned".The average person wouldn't.He didn't get it.I don't. At all. I laughed. Everyone else laughed. Then we went to Applebee's.Blade4509 wrote:
That's awful. You should feel bad.Nope.13/f/taiwan wrote:
He is trolling.
/derpTrucking industry, but close enough.1927 wrote:
Why did you say that? Do you work in a Prawn factory or a chess piece making factory?Iconic Irony wrote:
I just fired a guy and before he left I said "pwned".
He didn't get it.1) I know, and I think it's great. 2)Not really 3)Yes, it is, but I'm not employed by politically correct urban faggots anymore so I can get away with shit like that.Blade4509 wrote:
Well obviously his job isn't.eleven bravo wrote:
don't crush his forum ego dude, its important to him.No, you wouldn't, you would get shot in a parking lot.eleven bravo wrote:
if somebody fired me and said pwned I would call him a nerd faggot and beat his ass in the parking lot.This was a trucker that looked like Hacksaw Jim Dungan. I'm sure if he wanted he could've ripped my head off with his super-human meth-strength.SonderKommando wrote:
Cougs wouldn't say it to someone he knew would beat his ass.eleven bravo wrote:
if somebody fired me and said pwned I would call him a nerd faggot and beat his ass in the parking lot.
Also, for all who may be curious, I no longer work in the computer industy and quit my previous job in San Angelo that allowed me so much spare time to come here. Please excuse any time lapse's in my replies as I have very little of the aforementioned anymore.
BUT! Speaking of jobs, I mentioned I quit my old one, I decided to do it differently than the old fashioned "I quit" or "I resign" method. I sent this instead:All I got back was a "......wow, good luck with that".email exchange with previous employer wrote:
Hi Eileen,
Sorry I have not called but it is hard to get cell phone service here in South Pacific ocean from the staging platform disguised as an oil tanker that I am aboard. Robots kidnapped my wife and I am on a mission with a group of mercenaries to rescue her from thier volcano island fortress lair. The going will be tough, the conditions extreme and the possibilities of survival slim, but this is something that must be done. These robot terrorists have to be stopped or they will kill again, my men and I are willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to stop their evil plot to blow up the moon and ruin America. If I don't return within a week, please remember me.
Sincerely,
Capt Andrew W. Nix
Gunner, 550th Robot Terrorism Task Force, Detachment Alpha6
Location Classified.
--- On Mon, 1/11/10, ***************.com> wrote:
From: ********, Eileen <************.com>
Subject: RE: URGENT - IMPORTANT - Please Read and REPLY ASAP
To: "'Andrew Nix'" <*************.com>
Cc: "R***, Jan" <Jan.*********.com>, "K***, Tammy" <Tammy.*****.com>, ">
Date: Monday, January 11, 2010, 4:53 PM
Andrew -
I have been advised by the IBM Operations Manager, that you have once again not reported to work since your last email below on 1/5/09 nor have you contact anyone at or IBM.
If you have decided to take another job opportunity, then can you reply back to this email and confirm ASAP?
I have tried to reach you on your cell phone but it will not allow me to leave a message.
If you do no not reply back to this email by Tuesday, 1/12/09 by COB (5 PM EST), your non-action will be considered "Job abandonment".
Your response is needed IMMEDIATELY.
Eileen ********
Client Executive
*** Corp IT Solutions
732-******office
908-*******cell
732-********fax
eileen.***********.com
www.***********
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: H*****, Eileen
Sent: Tuesday, January 05, 2010 1:52 PM
To: 'Andrew Nix'
Subject: RE: IMPORTANT - Please Read and REPLY ASAP
Importance: High
Andrew -
What seems to happen with a lot of our **I contractors, is that they forget that **I is their employer and thus you should ALWAYS contact your employer if you are going to be out of work for any reason at all.
In the future, you need to not only contact our client, IBM, but, also C** as well.
If you should have any questions or concerns, please let me know.
Thank you for the reply to my message.
Eileen He***********
Now that's worth +1.Iconic Irony wrote:
Plenty in post #34
Trucking, srs bzns.
