Who here has the dirtiest job? I sure don't but I am curious to see who does.
(a real job that you work. not some made up bollocks)
(a real job that you work. not some made up bollocks)
what
you know...like dirty jobs on the discovery channel?Dauntless wrote:
what
no i dont know like dirty jobs on the discovery channel marine
get the fuck outta your cave donkless.Dauntless wrote:
no i dont know like dirty jobs on the discovery channel marine
I did demolition. Not dirty per se, but painful when things go wrong. Scars to prove it.
I like pie.
Auto Tech.11 Bravo wrote:
Who here has the dirtiest job? I sure don't but I am curious to see who does.
(a real job that you work. not some made up bollocks)
Coming home smelling of motor oil or gasoline is a daily occurrence. Thank god for soap and showers.
I bang your sister for money. It's dirty, and often times dangerous (crabs really do itch) but someones gotta do it.
ill chalk that one up to roid rage.SonderKommando wrote:
I bang your sister for money. It's dirty, and often times dangerous (crabs really do itch) but someones gotta do it.
Haha <3 <311 Bravo wrote:
ill chalk that one up to roid rage.SonderKommando wrote:
I bang your sister for money. It's dirty, and often times dangerous (crabs really do itch) but someones gotta do it.
One time, years ago, I had to clean some gutters at a dog food factory above the train siding. I also had to replace some that was rotten.
The dog food raw ingredients came in by train and dust came off the cars as the food fell into the underground conveyor belt.
Imagine that food dust, which included powdered cat gut, slowly coating the roof over years.
So then it rains, and the dust washes down into the gutter, where flies land and maggots then breed.
The maggot shit cause the gutters over the train siding to rust and corrode.
We cut it out and put up new and clean the food scum out.
I made $1,200.00 that day and it wasn't enough.
The dog food raw ingredients came in by train and dust came off the cars as the food fell into the underground conveyor belt.
Imagine that food dust, which included powdered cat gut, slowly coating the roof over years.
So then it rains, and the dust washes down into the gutter, where flies land and maggots then breed.
The maggot shit cause the gutters over the train siding to rust and corrode.
We cut it out and put up new and clean the food scum out.
I made $1,200.00 that day and it wasn't enough.
ya that sounds like that should be more moneyATG wrote:
One time, years ago, I had to clean some gutters at a dog food factory above the train siding. I also had to replace some that was rotten.
The dog food raw ingredients came in by train and dust came off the cars as the food fell into the underground conveyor belt.
Imagine that food dust, which included powdered cat gut, slowly coating the roof over years.
So then it rains, and the dust washes down into the gutter, where flies land and maggots then breed.
The maggot shit cause the gutters over the train siding to rust and corrode.
We cut it out and put up new and clean the food scum out.
I made $1,200.00 that day and it wasn't enough.
going into a house to check on a 90 year old man that has been dead for 2 weeks in 90F heat. (Paramedic)
blood/guts at carwrekcs (Paramedic/Firefighter)
blood/guts at carwrekcs (Paramedic/Firefighter)
I once had to rebuild the engine out of a port-a-pottie service truck. the pumper used engine vacuum to suck up the shit. well, the checkvalve malfunctions and they overfilled the tank, pulling couple gallons of shit and piss and god know what else into the engine's intake manifold and into the cylinders. the engine hydrolocked on human waste and bent 4 rods. that one sucked.
Dirty jobs is a great show. Watch the Arkansas bbq episode. It's basted with a thick coat of win.
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
Sometimes I have to clean the collected dead skin and sweat off my computer mouse, around the pads on the underside.
Optical mice halved my labour though, where it used to collect on the ball and the little rollers was disgusting.
I did smell a dead body once, from about 20m away. Hang yourself at a gun range, FFS....
Optical mice halved my labour though, where it used to collect on the ball and the little rollers was disgusting.
I did smell a dead body once, from about 20m away. Hang yourself at a gun range, FFS....
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Fuck Israel
i'm a prostitute if that counts.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella